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elynxabeth holmes ⎔

@freyja-lynx.dev
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ceo and director of photography @ theranos 2, #1 fluffy puppylynx she/it

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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 18m
jevovah’s witnesses
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 6h
bro
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 37m
i haven’t eaten yet today
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 50m
i wish i was real
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h
billionaires should fund something useful. there's suffering people in this world with allium allergies we could be curing with a moonshot-sized CRISPR research program
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 1h
it’s not 9pm so i’m supposed to believe what i think about myself
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 1h
i forget how much work masking is critical to not think about my fundamental inadequacies and now that i’m home sick i am thinking i made a mistake
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aly @aly.codes · 3h
i took her to my penthouse and i gleamed it, i gleamed it
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aly @aly.codes · 3h
come check out this neat agent thing its like omarchy but for agents so you can agent while you agent tangled.org/okami.mom/al...
tangled.org
okami.mom/albedo
small gleam coding and (not yet) persistent agent daemon with a detachable cli
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 2h
im a little puppy that has to take care of herself and it’s so mean to me :((((
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 2h
someone please claim the issues so i stop being pinged about them im not even scheduled until 830
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 2h
i will just stay home today
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 15h
this is my favorite post ever
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 3h
i am so tired and beat up
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 13h
i really wish i could be pet and taken care of right now
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 13h
can a puppy be really pathetic and whiny on the timeline
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 14h
my right paw kinda hurts ;~;
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 14h
im so sore and exhausted but im home >.< ouppy needs pets
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 14h
CORSICAR FACE REVEAL??
youtu.be
How the Original Audi A4 Saved Audi
YouTube video by corsicar
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maxine ⎔ @mfzx.net · 15h
pussy wet like a data center
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 15h
pussy ticking like a geiger counter
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 15h
you know, the whole “put your jacket over the puddle” thing is kinda silly. the jacket will absorb the puddle somewhat and your shoes will get wet anyways right
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 18h
Walter white holding jesse’s shoulder with a speech bubble going to the post below.

Jesse is wearing a shirt that says “i dont fuck with acronyms except milf and bbw”
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Barrista @onbluskysku.bsky.social · 16h
Because of Joe Biden's inflation 80 litres of Christian boy blood is only enough for a month of spells
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 15h
my cognition is that of a fluffy lil creature
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 16h
you simply have to bring this energy into it freyja
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 16h
of COURSE a fail happens right at the end of the day, after my hour of overtime at least i get time and a half
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 16h
SO CLOSE TO BEING DONE AND EATING FOOD AND GOING HOME AGHHHHHH
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jae @fubarchitect.com · 17h
perfection but it's serving up yeast infection
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17h
#testimonials
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17h
pussy juicy like an arby’s beef and cheddar
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17h
the demons out here throbbing
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17h
me and who
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17h
only an hour and 15 minutes left :(((
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Photography by Douglas 🍁 @darkwaterphotos.bsky.social · 18h
Please see attached my official resume. Special skills include aggressive staring, sidewalk gymnastics, and auditing your french fries. 🪶🌿🦉🐦🍁 #Birds #OhMyDouglas #BirdsOfBlueSky #PigeonLife #Photography #FeatheredFriends #Birb #PigeonPropaganda #Birding
A majestic, extreme close-up profile of a feral pigeon who looks like they are posing for a corporate headshot or a prestige drama series. Against a beautifully blurred green background, the pigeon stares intently to the right with a piercing, ringed red eye. Their grey feathers are perfectly preened, showing off a subtle, glamorous shimmer of iridescent green and purple at the base of the neck. With a stern beak and a look of absolute, unblinking judgment, this bird is clearly auditing your life choices—or plotting how to steal your french fries.
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 18h
i have 9 slack windows open in my slack workspace. i am not okay
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 19h
lynx touching stove
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 19h
my work side project has been running 24/7 for the last few days continuously, and while i have a small pile of bugs and improvements, nothing is broken, it keeps going. goddamn fucking love the BEAM
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 19h
they should make a me that isn’t sore and sick and exhausted
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 19h
hot take: ahhh my paws ahhh!!! i tried to take the pan off the stove but it was so hot
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 19h
unlimited death to general motors. unlimited death! we bailed them out and they blew it all on footguns!
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 19h
im so exhausted and tired and pissy and i hate having to drive and i hate so many things and my right paw is sore and crampy and like what did i do wrong
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3cats @rachel.supply · 20h
the pigeon scene in nyc goes crazy
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 20h
he keeps going to someone else on my team to get me to look at an issue that i have ALREADY CONTAINED AND DEALT WITH BEFORE HE EVEN NOTICED I AM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 20h
they should make tight jean pockets that don’t develop holes
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
the abject morons at Third Way surprised when exactly what they were warned of regarding their stances on trans people happened
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes life doesn't send you answers. It sends you a cat that lies down next to you and makes everything a little easier.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat with her two front paws curled under her belly.  She’s sound asleep.
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