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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 11h

Been a while since I went to a party where they bring out a big stick and demand we all limbo. Times are changing.

A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 21h

My wife snores, every so often, very gently and never for long. They are shooting stars, gently reminders of something special.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 22h

Egg nog and pumpkin spice is a spectrum.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 22h

Got my first "Please, sir, you're frightening the children" today.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 22h

"bit of undigested stew" sir does heart burn make you hallucinate ghosts? It should not do that, sir.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 22h

Turn of the millennium X-Men tried to warn us about Stephen Miller's aesthetic choices.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 22h

Let him normalize Minecraft and other sims. Let him bring in a new era of model train dads.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 23h

If anything John Wilson needs to be remembered as an all-time master of the second person.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 23h

Billionaires won't pay for my healthcare even though they're the reason I am sick.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 23h

We kill a lot of animals with cars! I believe this should be a priority!

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 23h

"Will you take our poll" Do you think me an idiot

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching the Tim Curry It and this movie is just Little Rascals fan fic huh

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anyone who's ever sworn at the wifi running slow owes their parents an apology for saying they overreacted to you losing the remote.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We're talking a lot about the sailors on the Navy boat who jumped off or attempted suicide, but I bet at least a few of them had their first queer sexual experience and maybe for some it was really eye opening.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sering this post altered the entire course of my October.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I appreciate it when my assailant tells me how insignificant I am. It helps me keep things in perspective.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Putting a harmonica on your CPAP mask because I miss the rhythm of your snores

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love when you snore baby, it saves me the trouble of taking your pulse to know you are alive.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Freddie Krueger and The Mask are half brothers that's canon

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not to be too silly but you are my everything

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Andy Serkis has admitted that in developing his character of "Chill Gollum: Gollum If He Had Access to Little Spoonfuls of Chunky PB" he intentionally violated copyright law by using my likeness. I will be pursuing full legal action.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin I love women so much

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I totally agree we need to move forward with real progress for a better world, especially at this unique window in history, but also, it's okay for me not to be focused on that right now.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Our current graduating class of fascists can be understood as bullies processing the generational trauma of being schooled by the nerds.

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I Have No Expertise, and I Must Weigh In

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Live your life with the confidence of a Netflix executive who looks at Jenna Ortega and says "Sure, she looks like she's 15."

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OK "on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes" is kinda metal.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who is Caitlin Clark and what did Robert Mueller tell her

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bringing iced coffee to the interview so I can ask the boss how he feels about UNIONS.

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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every generation of pokemon contains within it the lowest of lows and highest of highs in terms of pokemon design

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pissing off the Jeopardy host when my fellow contestants and I unionize

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[pointing to the bible verse where it says women get their periods as punishment for Eve's original sin] "This to me is where it, ahhh, jumped the shark."

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The hubris of a fast food chain to start marketing their wraps. That's class warfare.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

7yo kid kicked down my bedroom door screaming "Dad!! It's an all-new era of the TV show S.W.A.T., and it's now on STARZ."

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone drinks an iced coffee at a job interview* But how does this affect me, the protagonist of reality

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If Nathan Fielder approaches with a mic you turn the other way and run.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't worry about my mysterious ulterior motives, when I manipulate you you'll know.

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