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gay motherfucker, she/they

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 2h
curated meme by Admiral Janeway @AdmiralJaneway on FB, a photo of a Dathon action figure sitting and leaning back against a wall and staring into space, with a Commander Data doll trying to help him up, with bottom text: Shaka when the mushrooms hit
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 17h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 6h
a middle-aged man stuck his dick in a trans girl's mouth at a swinger party in NC without consent, got sad because he found out she's trans, and the event runner responded with a bunch of AI slop about being allies and *banning trans people because of consent issues*
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 2h
gotta admit i am still not loving how nearly all coverage of anti-trans messaging and policy is framed solely in the context of how it impacts cis democrats
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 18h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 18h
I am an AI doomer inasmuch as I feel strongly that AI is doomed and that it is our responsibility to accelerate that doom.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16h
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 20h
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 19h
do you think there's a poor bastard out there with an Old Man Henderson fictive
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19h
the health and safety ratings for restaurants should have an S rank
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 20h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 19h
It's kind of wild how many businesses whose entire model is convincing you to give up convenience and affordability in exchange for a more ethical option are going all-in on AI and completely shooting themselves in the foot.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 19h
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the Dems get rinsed, (or if they stumble into victory and continue Republicanism,) when you're done burying your dead, never forget that all of this was electorally pointless. You're just being disciplined as an example, and used as a designated target.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21h
This is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot.
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20h
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 23h
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idea I just had
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chernobyl power plant admin: "Our reactor took actions we did not intend"
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
things to say to an indie dev where is the 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘆 can i 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 why isnt being made 𝗼𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 ive already seen 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 play it are you going to 𝗽𝗮𝘅 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 sell me this 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
If Bruce Wayne was serious about cleaning up crime in Gotham City instead of dressing up as a Bat, he should spend his billions on buying DC comics and making them publish comics with less crime in them.
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/09/2026
Gamers learned one simple piece of clothing to wear to not have ads play on their streams.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after a game of barbarian for the amiga, elon musk would appear to remove the loser's corpse
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i'm camille! ✨ @girltype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely fucking lost it
today's uplifting story from the bbc: man sets world record for narrowest driveable car. it's thin car baby
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/09/2026
I give more respect to the confidence on that one Fortnite player who-couldn't-pronounce-Kamehameha-but-at-least-tried-anyway over dozens of videos I've seen this last year of someone destroying their own flow by going, "I'm not gonna even TRY to pronounce that/Wow, I butchered that one".
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dungeons & Deergons #deer 🦌
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People just now starting to realize that the "get" of AI agents is you have to give them access to ALL of your shit, and put it into the hands of the absolute worst people on earth. You wouldn't trust Zuckerberg to watch your child for 5 minutes, why would you trust him with your banking info?
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i'm being slandered and attacked and libeled
signal conversation

fern: "catgirls who are too proud to engage with the fact that they're very obviously cats" support group
me: i'm katgirl
me: very different
fern: yeah bestie whole different thing for suuuure
me: things i like doing:
- annoying everyone around me
- being the center of attention
- obstinance
- smugness
- dumb puns
me: would a cat do that?
me: no, a kat would though
fern:
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cats can't talk but if they could, cat trait
me: impossible to know this
me: this is fake news
fern: have you ever seen the pokemon cartoon
me: as a child
fern: because you're just meowth
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
let's all get along and think about beautiful women. let's put aside our differences... and it will be yuritopia 🐬🌈🫧✨🌺🐠
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Maddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone just loves finding fault with women esp how women do womanhood esp trans women all else being equal
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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🏳️‍⚧️ Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃 @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something I’ve learned long ago.
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Don't assume malice. Assume ignorance.
Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.
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Always remember Hanlon's Razor-Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation."
That's said, never forget Fred Clark's Law, either: &Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." There's a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice-at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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