Reposted by hot car diet cokeHamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ANUBIS: Why are you trying to enter 4011? Me: That's the code for bananas. They're usually much cheaper by weight than my heart. ANUBIS: Do you think this is helping? 137730
Reposted by hot car diet cokeAlma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years 61558315
Reposted by hot car diet cokeemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 18/09/2026i cannot possibly express how not fine i am in a way that will not sound hyperbolic and it probably wouldn’t help anyone or change anything so i am following the family tradition of packing it all into a little ball of black light that they’ll eventually tell me has spread to my blood and bones. 772419
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026these people are fucking delusional. they love genocide and transphobia more than they love winning, it's truly amazing to see 0100
Reposted by hot car diet cokePadRock @padrock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My neck, my back, my pronouns and my land ancknowledgement 222719
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026waking up and popping off the top of my skull and plopping in the Special Brain i use to come up with such elevated takes as "pop country is the new punk rock" 000
Reposted by hot car diet cokevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026and so, participating in the wretched society of America as an engaged voter, my calculation as a member of this poor, demonized minority group is this: if you throw me under the bus I will make it my life goal to make you lose. I will simply make it a politically unthinkable cost to abandon us. 1378994
Reposted by hot car diet cokeMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I forgot 7465121
Reposted by hot car diet cokerees @420hindsight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026so how would y- oh leaving Las Vegas style, easy peasy sir the question was how would you scale your solution to 1mm requests per minute 012
Reposted by hot car diet cokeBK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad. 73392522
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026get in loser we’re gonna alternate listening to the ting tings and lonely island on the way to the hookah bar where we’ll take turns wishing we could go to occupy 000
Reposted by hot car diet cokelindsay @hyperglavin.bsky.social · 13/06/2024some of those that wear kangols are the same that work angles 053
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the ants in my kitchen are so stupid, they're not even going for the bread 000
Reposted by hot car diet cokeManzi Rae @manzirae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP queen you would have loved the moonlight greatsword 💔 045182
Reposted by hot car diet cokeHermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song 7548721219
Reposted by hot car diet cokeMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/12/2024ME: Can I use the bathroom? FRIEND: End of the hall. Sorry about the mess. And all the shower mildew. And the pissman. Just kick him if he gets between you and the toilet. DON'T piss on him. MR: He's not leaving. FRIEND: Kick him way harder than you think. PISSMAN: Kick so hard you piss a little... 11842119
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wish guys like this would just skip all of the preamble and get to the part where they claim a couple hundred 38-year-old bluesky posters forced them into turning back to conservatism, like how is this even any fun 110
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Are we gonna talk about how everyone started saying “genuinely“ one thousand times a day seemingly overnight 000
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026frenzy meter spiking observing an argument between trans women about Effort and Passing in ig reels comments 110
Reposted by hot car diet cokeMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Wild, alchemical, oceanic, shifting, swirling, bubbling, splashing, faucet on, left the house, liquid, sink filling, whirling, cascading, floor tile soaking, no renter's insurance having 0854
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Reposted by hot car diet cokeOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on 7857441156
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Same energy in these comments, we are so, so back 2212
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Folks is it good when you switch from Willoughby Tucker to Perverts 000
Reposted by hot car diet cokeMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"AOC on Susan Collins" 1272777
Reposted by hot car diet cokeUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hello honey it’s me Sandra bullock on here for you officially due to the hacked on my other account I had to text you on here so you’ll be careful out there… 231119365
Reposted by hot car diet cokebakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i drank cranky bitch juice at the idiot store and it was free for me they had my picture on the wall 328330
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026House hunting in the city and am now cursed with the knowledge of "co-living" 100
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Imagining another timeline where my folks check in on me on days like this 110
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026thinking it's a fine day to go and do bodily harm with alcohol 000
Reposted by hot car diet cokeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/06/2026I’m tired I’m thirsty I’m wild-eyed In my misery, yeah 1611
Reposted by hot car diet cokeLazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026knowledge of v-coding as a matter of explicit policy is a psychological nuke, and how someone reacts to learning about it tells you a hell of a lot about them. i don't recommend any trans people look it up, if they don't already know, but cis people should. 1347
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I had the thought "maybe I should post to insta sometimes" and then I was like, well I don't know how to do that, maybe I should look it up. But then the thought of googling "how to do an instagram post" made my bones turn to ancient mummy dust and I'm now dictating this post from The Beyond 150
hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A cool feature of depression is getting around to a months-overdue tunnel toll and paying about 4x what it would’ve been in the first place, which ofc is on me, but also I kinda feel the great state of Virginia could use some walking around money 110
Reposted by hot car diet cokemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/06/2026just say faggot, this is taking forever 443020
Reposted by hot car diet cokePrincess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind 26097151867
Reposted by hot car diet cokeHoratio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The only one to (correctly!) acknowledge that high school sports is about kids having fun and learning things, and not a sacred competition to see who gets to avoid student loan debt 8103553
Reposted by hot car diet cokeGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth 32699757
