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JC Escarra is one of the hottest guys in baseball tbh

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love that Sam Antonacci's game is exactly what you'd expect it to be based on nothing but his name and his height
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/10/2026
If Yankees lose then every fan should be banned from calling into WFAN and only Anthony Volpe should be allowed to call into and complain about the fans all off season.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tarik Skubal would strike Masoud Pezeshkian out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt, of course he’s chasing it. Tabriz University sucks, kill yourself. And bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Take shamefully stolen from eugenics twink but it is funny how porn is often considered one of the major vices of the digital era but unlike infinite scrolling algorithmically curated content it has a very obvious end state where you get on with the rest of your life
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026
this is a big reason why we should take the "slow the fuck down on model development" stuff seriously, because one of the first models released without adequate guardrails was so sycophantic it immediately drove a lot of people insane and some of them killed themselves
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️
A photo of Dolly Parton at Yankee Stadium circa 1987. Parton is wearing a Yankees warmup jacket and Yankees cap. Standing behind her are players Dave Righetti and Rick Cerone, kneeling in front are Ron Guidry and Mike Pagliarulo. The players are all wearing Yankees home uniforms and caps. The scoreboard in the background reads “Yankees Welcome Dolly Parton.”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A man cries out "quick! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy." Miranda gives the thumbs up. Miranda, now in period dress and powdered wig raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" while doing a hip-hop hand motion. Onlookers marvel and say "my God! he's rewritten Robert's rules of order as a 10 hour Hip-Hop Odyssey." A bunch of right wing people are awe struck. A man comments "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." Another man chimes in "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are on the brink of another Grate Depression.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alex thinks to herself "damn, it's so hot. I wanna take my shirt off." She goes to lift her shirt and thinks "wait... I'm hesitating. I didn't use to do this when I was a guy." With great delight she thinks to herself "my torso is obscene!" She raises her fists towards the heavens and thinks again, but louder, "MY TORSO IS OBSCENE!"
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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you know what, I should’ve negged Ali Sánchez more the other day
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Charlie Kirk chooses to stay silent on LeBron to philly
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A smug man says "man, don't you realize we live in a simulation?" The smug man proceeds to shit his pants. Another man asks "did you just shit yourself?" The smug man says "the shit isn't real, idiot."
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got upset and made this so hopefully people will actually listen. What the fuck are we doing here folks?
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You better apologize for kicking my ass in a fair fight. Otherwise I might let you kick my ass some more
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm not gonna lie I love the "lose 3/4 to begin June to bait J*mboy then go on a tear" bit the Yankees are doing. It's really doing a lot for me rn
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Aaron Judge WILL return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Glad to see people are just as dumb over here as on X, the Everything App
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WIRED @wired.com · 02/06/2026
A federal IT staffer filed a complaint about DOGE, then went public. Shortly after Elon Musk boosted a post calling his claims false, his brake lines were cut. Now he’s suing for defamation. www.wired.com/story/he-ble...
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He Blew the Whistle on DOGE. Then His Brakes Were Cut
A federal IT staffer filed a complaint about DOGE, then went public. Shortly after Elon Musk boosted a post calling his claims false, his brake lines were cut. Now he’s suing for defamation.
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
that’s right cam. it sustains us, precious.
Cam Schlittler: “Keep hating on us”
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frank Herbert's Dune
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Frames Harden
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 12/03/2026
not the onion
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
VINNIE
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I Miss You Dad
Someone looking at a gravestone says "I miss you dad. I wish I got more time with you."

The ground around the grave begins to shift. "Oh my god" says the speaker.

A hand emerges from the dirt.

A thin, bald man with a long protuberance of a nose, soaking wet, pulls himself from the dirt proclaiming "why yes, it is I, Wet Nude Steve. You've caught me while I've been out tunneling around, experiencing worm pleasures. One of my naughtiest indulgences.
Perhaps you would like to explore with me?"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's all there. All of the bullshit claims about emergencies and national security threats. The goal all along was to give Trump the power to deploy the military domestically to suppress dissent and crush MAGA's enemies. These are dangerous people. They're now in the highest levels of government.
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs. [the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I cannot say what I want to say about this
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
a chair from star trek voyager. looks like the among us guy
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Sugartits @sugartits.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am very happy for @megrowler.fangraphs.com
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate in America it’s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco California…well it makes me angry, and I’ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida
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Justin Williams @jww.wtf · 05/02/2026
BBC gave us a hall of fame social media image for this.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This dude is intense and correct
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is what it's all about folks
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 13/12/2025
it's wild that this became the actual strategy for the right
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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
YouTube video by The Onion
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