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General nerd. Board games (Thunder’s Edge!!), card games (still following MtG even if I don't play), video games (Rogue Trading!), RPGs (hyped for HELLPIERCERS), books (Locked Tomb Girlie!!), Wife Guy (*My* wife). He/him.

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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 21h
If you know what this is, I expect you want it. If you don’t know what this is, you deserve to find out.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sign up to win this high quality, signed print! 👻 www.createdrops.com/ecc/liz-clim...
Bear and rabbit are using a ouija board. A tint ghost appears above it. Rabbit says “OMG, a ghost!” Bear says “Aw, it’s so small” and the tiny ghost says “I used to be a mouse”
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 06/10/2026
This – and I promise I'm not doing a bit – is genuinely one of the most romantic scenes in the 21st century.
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Ben Robbins is launching M2 @lamemage.com · 06/10/2026
The kickstarter for the new Microscope is live! I can't wait to see what you make with the new edition www.kickstarter.com/projects/lam...
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Microscope (2nd Edition)
The award-winning game of epic fractal histories
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Cole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here it is, at long last: the second edition of An Infamous Traffic. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...
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An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
A new edition of the acclaimed game of cutthroat capitalism in the nineteenth century opium trade.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no listen i dark laughed so hard i accidentally hung up on a call
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Surprisingly Ted Bundy was competent in his defense and the judge said under different circumstances he would have been a good attorney. With that being said, Bundy did have some legal education.


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Interesting, I’ve read that Bundy made a really big mistake in representing himself and the jury was freaked out by him. It might’ve been a good strategy if he could somehow Mrs. Doubtfire himself and pretend to be a different person, but IRL, his behavior during the trial had to play well as both the attorney and the accused. So if his attorney displayed charisma and superficial charm, that’s one thing, but when he does it, the jury thinks “yeah, he could definitely use that to trick women into falling for his trap”.


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I think his big mistake was killing all those people. That’s the reason he lost.
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine a slightly confused and time-pressed but good faith reader. That's the cutoff point of actual audience; non-readers and bad faith ones aren't part of it.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
stolen from @ausir.bsky.social
Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to repost my evil goats content, since it's October. (They are bad at their job)
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Frog Thor: …yes?
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zero Company’s Ironman setting being called “beskar mode” is still funny to me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.xyz · 03/10/2026
Toyota corporate: Please do not the Toyota. Toyota NY PR guy Wade: If you look at it in a certain light,
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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La Donna Pietra @ladonnapietra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a great ride, must be in want of a race.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then out spake Brave Toretto, the champion of the race, "To every driver on this earth comes Fury soon or late; And how should man race better, than facing Furious woe, For the honor of his family and the pink slips of his foes?"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lot of OSR dungeon crawlers claim to be the true heirs to OD&D, but you can tell they're posers because not one of them has an entire chapter inexplicably devoted to underwater combat.
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Null Signal Games @netrunner.nullsignal.games · 02/10/2026
Announcing Ante Up, Part 1 of The River Cycle, our next #Netrunner expansion! Featuring 66 new cards and a pair of preconstructed duel decks, and launching January 2027! Read all the details at nullsignal.games/blog/announc...
River Cycle card art
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superfeyn.bsky.social @superfeyn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
'I aspire machine' vs real machine
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Abby The Cleric @abbythecleric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The face of a dog that's never held butter in her mouth before and is unsure that she made the right choice, but in this house we commit to the bit
The cropped face is a yellow dog with a pink nose named Subaru holding a stick of butter in her mouth, with a little smeared on her nose. It's exactly as silly as you think it is.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 01/10/2026
holy shit, 40k: Mechanicus is 95% off if you want a good tactics game to play store.steampowered.com/app/673880/W...
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Save 95% on Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus on Steam
MECHANICUS II ANNOUNCED! Take control of one of the most technologically advanced factions in the Imperium: the Adeptus Mechanicus. In this turn-based tactical game, your every decision will weigh hea...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/10/2026
I will be forever grateful to @tristanelwell.bsky.social for his Starter Villain cover art. The moment we all saw it we were all, "Oh, we're gonna sell a LOT of this one." And we were right! Authors, please use Tristan for all your cover art needs.
The cover of Starter Villain, which features a delightful business cat.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
flamethrower operators in fiction are often either giggling pyromaniacs or faceless forces of nature, but a lot of them would just be conscripts given a pretty shit job. i decided to have one of my less dynamic poses here be somebody clearly coming to terms with what their weapon is capable of
a valkyrie flamethrower operator with her weapon held low, shoulders slumped, and coat blowing in the wind. she's pulling down her scarf to reveal an expression of wide-eyed horroralternate angle to better show the weapon
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
bus with one depressed and one happy character. the depressed one says the world is harsh cruel and unforgiving and is wearing clown makeup. the happy one, wearing a doctors coat, says great clown pagliacci is in town yay
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
sending nudes but the picture are captioned “footage is not representative of gameplay”
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 30/09/2026
Fact. Also its Æ.
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cartoon by Hergé. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Wat een week, he? TINTIN: Kapitein, het is woensdag."
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve used the 1st edition to collaboratively build with my group the last two multi-year campaign worlds, and will be snatching this up. Also just great for hanging with creative friends and doing non-rpg creative play.
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Caroline Hobbs @chobbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So exciting! Microscope is such a foundational game - really psyched for it to be getting a second edition
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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 29/09/2026
What does it mean for the probability to be five percent? Well, that’s five percent. But six percent? Well, that’s still five percent. Four percent is also kind of five percent. Three percent is two percent. And two percent is basically impossible.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inspired by Final Fantasy X, the Xenoblade Chronicles, and Magic Knight Rayearth, Rangers of a Broken World launches in two weeks! Destroy the twisted Horrors. Deceive the Noble Demons. Outlast the relentless Automata. And save your people. Follow the launch now: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
A spread from Rangers of a Broken World with the two pages that introduce the Wandering Magus class. A woman in loose-fitting clothes  wearing a long silk scarf floats in the air and weaves a spell across a desert dune. In the distance, a huge spectral tortoise appears. Caption: Wandering Magus. A desert nomad, preserver of ancient knowledge, and reader of the stars, the Magus is an unparalleled hunter. Everything in the world is connected, and no one understands those connections better.
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matara @mataramg.itch.io · 29/09/2026
okay we can all agree that the word "plebiscite" is disgusting, tho, right? let's put it to a vote.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys didn't think Peter would actually stay in his bed did you #spiderman #petraparker
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