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General nerd. Board games (Thunder’s Edge!!), card games (still following MtG even if I don't play), video games (Rogue Trading!), RPGs (hyped for HELLPIERCERS), books (Locked Tomb Girlie!!), Wife Guy (*My* wife). He/him.

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 09/10/2026
She's awake. Knights of Guinevere EPISODE 2 IS OUT NOW
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.
Screenshot of an advert for a deluxe edition of Dracula on Kickstarter. It shows the book, a yellow hardback with red embossed text, as has the text “DRACULA IS LIVE” imposed on it.
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I find 99% of these painful and awkward to read but once in a while they are the only way to get all the way to understanding the game. They have occasionally been the thing that triggers the "Ohhhh!" moment.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they should invent a Halloween party for people over thirty with depression
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everybody wears a little placard explaining what their costume *would* have been if they'd had time/money/energy.
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Micaiah Johnson @micaiahjohnson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*whispers* I know this one…
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE TENTH KINGDOM
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Oi'm a shepherdess"
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Doug Pirko, seasonally spooky human. @waiwode.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to scare you all away by being all "horny on main"--but it's been quite a while since I've posted a trace italienne/star fort! #NotSafeForWarfare Here's Fort Bourtange, in the Netherlands.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
vulpine-dyke on tumblr: "*First time doing denial play* Sex isn't real and you can't have it"

sophiesalacia: "[first time subbing] oh Okay"

hellmo: "<first time on the cuck chair> I guess that's a wrap then"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bury me with my collection of demoncore memes
Kid fucking around with a demon core Toy monkey with demon core Hank Hill with a demon coreKramer meme but with the demon core
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/10/2026
I forgot to put the bins out last night so I had to run down the drive with them this morning and the garbageman LET ME HAND FEED THE TRUCK. Huge win.
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lucky. Genuinely jealous.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey we really liked your vibe from across the bar and my mercenary company wanted to know if you'd be interested in joining us in a phalanx formation a little later...?
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you know what this is, I expect you want it. If you don’t know what this is, you deserve to find out.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sign up to win this high quality, signed print! 👻 www.createdrops.com/ecc/liz-clim...
Bear and rabbit are using a ouija board. A tint ghost appears above it. Rabbit says “OMG, a ghost!” Bear says “Aw, it’s so small” and the tiny ghost says “I used to be a mouse”
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love Stranger than Fiction so much.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 06/10/2026
This – and I promise I'm not doing a bit – is genuinely one of the most romantic scenes in the 21st century.
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Ben Robbins is launching M2 @lamemage.com · 06/10/2026
The kickstarter for the new Microscope is live! I can't wait to see what you make with the new edition www.kickstarter.com/projects/lam...
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Microscope (2nd Edition)
The award-winning game of epic fractal histories
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Cole Wehrle 🔜 Essen @colewehrle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here it is, at long last: the second edition of An Infamous Traffic. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...
kickstarter.com
An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
A new edition of the acclaimed game of cutthroat capitalism in the nineteenth century opium trade.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no listen i dark laughed so hard i accidentally hung up on a call
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Surprisingly Ted Bundy was competent in his defense and the judge said under different circumstances he would have been a good attorney. With that being said, Bundy did have some legal education.


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Interesting, I’ve read that Bundy made a really big mistake in representing himself and the jury was freaked out by him. It might’ve been a good strategy if he could somehow Mrs. Doubtfire himself and pretend to be a different person, but IRL, his behavior during the trial had to play well as both the attorney and the accused. So if his attorney displayed charisma and superficial charm, that’s one thing, but when he does it, the jury thinks “yeah, he could definitely use that to trick women into falling for his trap”.


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I think his big mistake was killing all those people. That’s the reason he lost.
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine a slightly confused and time-pressed but good faith reader. That's the cutoff point of actual audience; non-readers and bad faith ones aren't part of it.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
stolen from @ausir.bsky.social
Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to repost my evil goats content, since it's October. (They are bad at their job)
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Frog Thor: …yes?
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

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Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

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Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zero Company’s Ironman setting being called “beskar mode” is still funny to me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.xyz · 03/10/2026
Toyota corporate: Please do not the Toyota. Toyota NY PR guy Wade: If you look at it in a certain light,
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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La Donna Pietra @ladonnapietra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a great ride, must be in want of a race.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then out spake Brave Toretto, the champion of the race, "To every driver on this earth comes Fury soon or late; And how should man race better, than facing Furious woe, For the honor of his family and the pink slips of his foes?"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lot of OSR dungeon crawlers claim to be the true heirs to OD&D, but you can tell they're posers because not one of them has an entire chapter inexplicably devoted to underwater combat.
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Null Signal Games @netrunner.nullsignal.games · 02/10/2026
Announcing Ante Up, Part 1 of The River Cycle, our next #Netrunner expansion! Featuring 66 new cards and a pair of preconstructed duel decks, and launching January 2027! Read all the details at nullsignal.games/blog/announc...
River Cycle card art
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superfeyn.bsky.social @superfeyn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
'I aspire machine' vs real machine
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Dulcinea's #1 Fan @storkiest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/simk...
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Abby The Cleric @abbythecleric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The face of a dog that's never held butter in her mouth before and is unsure that she made the right choice, but in this house we commit to the bit
The cropped face is a yellow dog with a pink nose named Subaru holding a stick of butter in her mouth, with a little smeared on her nose. It's exactly as silly as you think it is.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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