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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17h

you'll never understand John Mateer's game. 9-D chess. Esperanto playcalling. Football zaza that will leave you reading Sanskrit in the LED flickers. Idi Amin playmaking. He sent his game tape to Criterion and they filed it under Classic Italian Vampire Erotica. He stole a car and it thanked him.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

John Mateer, I need you to do the funniest possible thing this weekend

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h

AHAAHAHAHAAA THE DISGUSTING OKLAHOMA SOONERS

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 18h

🎶 Last night, what we talked about It made so much sense But now the haze has ascended It don’t make no sense anymore 🎶

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wait, lemme fix it

Jason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's cap

Jason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's cap in sepia tones

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why is Jason Kelce dressed like a Yorkshire farmer

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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Marcus Ellsworth @thinglythings.substack.com · 26/09/2026

The UT Knoxville Rock is currently painted to call Trump a pedophile. I hope this pisses off all the assholes who cheered for him at the game.

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shout out to ABC for showing thirty uncomfortable seconds of the least popular man alive raising his fist for reasons unknown

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Big Ten’s replay center looks like a Star Trek command deck and the ACC’s is just a cubicle in Charlotte

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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Grizzly Princes of Strawberry Canyon can do no wrong as the ACC review team just proved.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if I were the New England Patriots, I would simply decline to play the Seattle Seahawks

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ah yes another normal seahawks game

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He puts words together in ways that words have never been put together before. An AI proof man.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

Screenshot of an Aaron Rupar clip of J.D. Vance saying on Fox News: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Lamine’s little brother is such good value

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I would believe that Bari wants to hire Rogan at CBS, but what on earth can they offer him? He makes twice as much money as the biggest hosts in cable just by repeatedly saying “that’s crazy” to guys who tell him that ancient aliens taught the Inca the art of weightlifting

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Tash @nlarimer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hot take: you can tell a lot about a person by the way they interact with a muppet

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026

Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Trump: I’m not a king. Official White House account:

Official White House Twitter account showing a photo of King Charles and Donald Trump.

Text: @WhiteHouse
X.com
TWO KINGS.

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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

Handwritten note taped to a power pole that reads: if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means NECESSARY. I ain't giving up. I swear.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

New Mr Beast challenge

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

why is the government running a federal jobs program for Kid Rock specifically

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Declare that nickels are worth as much as quarters? Make brown eggs illegal? Tear down the Washington Monument? Baby doll, it’s all on the table

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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

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Iran

Join Rick as he explores the most surprising and fascinating land he's ever visited: Iran. In a one-hour, ground-breaking travel special on public television, you'll discover the splendid monuments of...

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:

“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
― Edgar Mitchell

Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface.
The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.
In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.

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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis

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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Dawn Staley is also a good reminder that when people ask questions at press conferences, you can just answer honestly

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Dawn Staley says trans athletes should be allowed in women's sports (Published 2024)

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

My three-year-old was watching the president's address when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why can't I understand what the nice orange man is saying?" And when I told her "Because America elected a narcissistic sociopath in steep cognitive decline," she started crying.

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We're sending three people and one Canadian to the moon

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

As we speak Mike White is on the French Riviera spending HBO‘s money, shooting an hour of closeups of beads of sweat on a champagne bottle, later on he’s gonna rewrite eight pages of dialogue between lifelong best friends who secretly can’t wait to kill each other, this is the best job in television

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

pretty incredible story in here about how you can go from sitting on your couch to radicalized and in the streets in record time: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

One of those latecomers was a 46-year-old documentary filmmaker named Chad Knutson. On the morning after Good was killed, he was at home with his two hound dogs, watching a live feed from the Whipple Building, where ICE is based, a five-minute drive from his house. A protester had laid a rose on a makeshift memorial to Good. As Knutson watched, an ICE agent took the rose, put it in his lapel, and then mockingly gave it to a female ICE agent. They both laughed.

Knutson told me he had never been a protester. It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt. But when he saw those ICE agents laughing, something broke inside him.

“I grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. “I barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, ‘You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”

Knutson now goes to the Whipple Building almost daily, bringing thermoses of hot coffee for the people who hold up signs and bellow at the ICE agents and convoys as they drive in and out. He has been tear-gassed so many times, he said, his voice has gone hoarse. When I met him at his house in St. Paul, a row of megaphones was on the counter. He hands them out along with the coffee. He once brought an ice-fishing clam, a portable shelter, to the Whipple to help the protesters withstand the subzero temperatures.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 25/01/2026

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association