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@crickwooder.bsky.social
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phily sprots 5-ever. frequent capslock poster. atheist. disney parks fan. toastie twitter. trump voters are nazis. terfs can fuck off. Abolish ICE. not sorry about any of it.

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 7h
Ran into your man at the supermarket yesterday
Grocery store sign for DILL WEED
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the last time we sold our tickets to the people who have them this week they lost as well she's not getting them anymore
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Unbelievable" don't even act like you weren't hoping for this Please
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah there it was
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOT Q PLEASE NOT Q
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hahaha choosing a photo of Garrity with late 80s eyeliner is amazing work
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Fox Sunday theme really hits when you're up going into halftime
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"It was an accident you can't penalize our special boy" DON'T CARE
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That white boy DeJean got hands.
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coopers lookin sharp today
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOP GAME TODAY
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regina @cookiesecrets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me every weekend: oh boy i sure am excited to watch football first commercial break: YOU DONT DESERVE TO EXIST AND WE’RE GONNA PUT YOU IN A CONVERSIOM CAMP
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Covey bringing out the punctuation
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COVEY!!!!!!
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok it feels weird to see him in a commercial but Christopher Walken saying "it's Miller time" is one hundred percent an idea someone had when they were high and I'm not mad about it
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmao that "DID YOU CALL COPS NAZIS" ad always makes me laugh a hit dog always hollers
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ken Paxton can go fuck himself in the ear, get this pin dick off my TV
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 04/10/2026
Go Birds
static.klipy.com
Natalie Portman Crying Wearily
ALT: Natalie Portman Crying Wearily
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All right I forgot this guy is here to tell us to nut up
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No Lane? Well, I made chili for dinner, hopefully THAT'S good. Go birds anyway but Idk, man
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rainy Sunday. No errands, Night of the Hunter on Tubi, cinnamon rolls in oven, fresh coffee, go Birds.
Jawn mug time! Going to get more than a couple of rushed sips in, UNLIKE LAST WEEK
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried to get a video of Susie when I got home so everyone can hear her weird noises (she trills! It's bizarre!) but I had the phone too close to my face; all I could hear was me breathing like Tony Soprano. The fuck. Also my steps are filthy, holy shit.
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have the house to myself this weekend so the dogs were already weirded out but then Susie realized I was leaving on errands that didn't require puppy company and she really tried to make me feel bad about it
I know you're not supposed to anthropomorphize dogs (they hate that) but you can't convince me she wasn't a little upset (she'll live)
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You blocks, you stones, you worse than fuckin senseless things
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
can't believe they made Kruk put on a suit for this
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well. That’s it.
Whole team disposal services on dumpster truck taking the Phillies to the dump where they belong - yes the entire team
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why is my family putting on the hockey game this is not a respite
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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ultimately, it's a 3-0 game and it feels insurmountable because the Phillies' lineup has learned precisely zero lessons from its approach at the plate through September vs. what they did in August. If they don't hit, it doesn't matter what the pitchers do from this point on.
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
texting my dad to ask him why he thought raising another generation of Philly sports fans was a good idea
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what happens when you don't let Kruk be Kruk
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
soon we shall be released from this hell of our own making
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if it were me I would simply make crucial plays
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nola is legit bad under pressure and I have no idea why anyone thought this was a good idea
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corn on macabre, haunted @catfort.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
look what they've done to our boy,
Kruk looking uncomfortable in a suit and tie
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sherman in a Phillies hat
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more Philadelphia Citizen alert
0.8 mi • S 9th St & Wharton St
People Throwing Sandwiches at Customers at Pat's King of Steaks
Reported 19m ago • 2.3K notifications • 266 views
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor" sorry to this lady for her troubles but if you take baby advice from a fucking chiropractor you need a goddamn parenting class
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear HBO: I will never, ever want to watch Bill Maher after catching up on John Oliver. Please stop asking.
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
usually I do not allow myself to get pissed at blue maga dopes but "am I the only one who" is a forever big red button for me
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes, you wild and crazy prophet, it is entirely just you. We once were blind, but now we see ...you absolute disingenuous mouthbreathing fuck-knuckle I hope you're a goddamn bot
some fucking superposter dipfuck doing the stupid "am iiiiiiii the only one whoooooooo" bullshit in this the year of our lord 2026
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might be "Phillies could pull this off" delusional but at least I'm not "Axios hyping up Eric Schmitt" delusional
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me whenever anyone asks me about the game last night
m.youtube.com
Lebron James Vine
YouTube video by Nathan Oberst
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah it might be time to go to bed I don't need to do this to myself
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why is Jason Kelce dressed like a Yorkshire farmer
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TEACH YOU TO TAKE CHEAP SHOTS AT MY BELOVED LARGE SON
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOL Jalen peeking out of the tent
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you do a dirty hit on Jalen Hurts I should get to kick you in the fucking nards
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