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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 21h
The Josh Allen ad doesn’t even show the shoes!
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I forget when I had that moment of clarity when I realized “Oh, they are an elder, they have just been bad at this for decades.”
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, but it’s no “A Christmas Karen”
A Christmas Karen movie poster
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“ALL Pumpkins are Racist!” Is one of my favorite Treehouse lines.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
During the 2nd Triumvirate Sextus Pompey almost starved Rome into submission blocking grain imports. How history may be different is Sextus didn’t fumble.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mr. Burns Says Excellent
ALT: Mr. Burns Says Excellent
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Mitosis” McDonald singing 🎶 I can’t. Believe. We’re not in love anymore. I’ll make this baby by myself. 🎶
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mother in law will be thrilled, the amount of times I have heard “Shut UP Tony!”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Grizzly Princes of Strawberry Canyon can do no wrong as the ACC review team just proved.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Within like 18 months of the launch of the iPad Steve Jobs wouldn’t let one in his house around his kids.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, @jcsalterego.bsky.social is having a hard time
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NO NO NO!
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Claude forever, every visit to the Academy of Sciences as a kid felt like there was magic in nature when you saw Claude.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
Shanah Tovah, New York! Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship).
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the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
By God, I shall out-scheme sleep itself!
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bumpin' that www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAgn...
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Buckaroo Banzai End Credits (Textless Version)
YouTube video by ManticoreEscapee
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Former DNC chair is Charmin soft, news at 11.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton scooting to heaven
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Milhouse: My Dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker victory 4) McBain: Ice To See You 3) You Don’t Get Friends with Salad 2) Homer: And who can forget rat boy? 1) Comic Book Guy: “Is there a word in Klingon for lonliness? Oh yes. ‘Aag-plach!’”
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 24/08/2026
the kinds of memes my brothers send me
Plato’s cave, the Saddam cave, nutty putty cave, the don’t quit cave, all in one meme
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm writing about the Roman Iron Age (c. 1-400 AD) in Scandinavia. It sounds like a misnomer, because the Romans never conquered Scandinavia, but Romean influence was so powerful that it still transformed societies living hundreds of miles away: state formation, war, migration, huge economic shifts.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s possible Allan Pinkerton died of gangrene in his tongue because he bit it tripping over his Poodle on a walk. 😝🐩
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just finished Justified Season 4 and goodness @pattonoswalt.bsky.social makes that season. During the scene with YOLO I lost it when he said “Drew-Bacca,” it felt like it was from his Parks and Rec filibuster.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026
very fun to think about how many founding fathers this would make insane with rage
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Newsom reads Gigantic Asses
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Great point they feel spiritually connected, god I love The Fog and watch every Halloween, just found out my usual event photographer was a PA on it and picked up Jamie Lee Curtis at the airport.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It felt like the final chapter of the original series finally closed. I love how they did it, I shed a few tears when his name was slid under “Manager.”
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 28/07/2026
i am never leaving this website
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Man in the High Castle destroyed every swastika prop after filming, so nothing could end up as a souvenir or extremist symbol.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Those harmonica genes run deep.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 22/07/2026
i bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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Is it the weather or just our perspective that changed?

ai slop illustration shows brad lea sipping coffee. behind him are two weather forecasters, one ini 1976 saying it's going to be a beautiful day and another in 2026 saying we're all going to die.

the joke is that it's the same forecast. do you get it.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"The greatest rivalry in sports is still sports as a social good vs sports as a commodity for rich people. This is a tension that is growing more obvious with the involvement of venture capitalists & unchecked greed," said @zeets.bsky.social elevennamedpeople.substack.com/p/11-questio...
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11 Questions: Zito Madu
For this occasional series, I ask people to answer 11 questions about teams, players, rivalries, films, music, and all-time 11s.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well if she let him out of that can he would’ve lived longer!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
the sole purpose of originalists' preoccupation with history and tradition is reproducing historical hierarchies of oppression they are happy to discard history as soon as it doesn't serve that purpose I know I've told y'all this before bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
image of Captain Holt in Brooklyn 99, yelling, in response to someone saying that he's already told a story many times, "And you'll hear it again!"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thor and Rocket Raccoon
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Insane height, if anyone has wondered what it is like to attend the Angola State Prison Rodeo, this is it.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This ad is perfect, I rented a truck recently and they gave me a Ram Bighorn that SUCKED in every way. Perfect spokesman and message to losers ready to rack up some DUIs.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Feels like something Mr. Burns would describe Homer as like when he told Smithers he had the “brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.”
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
John Fisher dreamed of these moments.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jackson.
Such universalist appeals were a conscious choice. Yes,
Black Americans had suffered a singular wrong. And yes,
they had “‘fought and bled’” for the Union, paying a steep
price for their freedom.28 But the delegates did not rest on
these laurels. Rather, they drew upon the moral and political force of the universal principles that were already core
to the Nation’s identity.
That bears repeating: Freed Blacks did not advocate for
a unique set of rules that catered only to their situation.
Nor did they seek to advance their own position relative to,
or at the expense and exclusion of, other marginalized
groups.
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Wellstonian @wellstonian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
John Fisher dreamed of these moments.
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