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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m brave enough to say it- INTI is the best Indian curry in the twin cities, by a considerable margin. they’re about to take over
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
about to be a riot at this Trucksploration event bc half the kids are going nuts on all the truck horns while the other half are desperately searching for a sensory room
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if your pillowcase seams aren’t lined up at the top and bottom of your pillow then your pillow won’t work properly, just an fyi
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy new Gruffalo book release day to those who celebrate
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 15/09/2026
we’re all looking for the party’s unflinching support that did this
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there are entire large clothing brands right now built on the single idea that we need special pants for the airport
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our oldest started kindergarten today so we made The Sign, and after thinking long and hard about what he wanted to be when he grows up, he decided ‘bowling man’ I will stop at nothing to make sure that becomes a real job that he can have bc he’s a creative genius
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
give Wile E Coyote an oscar nom you cowards
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
hello! my name is timmy (blumhouse 2027)
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had exceptional paneer tikka masala for lunch today at INTI, then saw Coyote vs Acme which was the most fun I’ve had at a theater prob since I was a kid. now I’m honestly trying to assess how psychotic it would be if I just… did both those things again tomorrow
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this Target is playing Afterthought by Tame Impala over the store speakers, that’s like not even in the top 5 singles from that album 🤔 they truly did blow up into global muzak, get that bag Kev
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Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Attendance for Weird Al Yankovic at the Minnesota State Fair Grandstand: 14,018 (sold out).
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was worried about Tame Impala tonight because the new album is a dud. But holy shit it was a *fantastic* show. The crowd was really diverse, too, from parents to teens to everything in between. It was like the Breakfast Club up in that bitch. Gift link to my review:
twincities.com
Concert review: Tame Impala makes magic at sold-out Target Center show
A wildly diverse crowd of about 18,000 fell under the spell of the Australian psychedelic dance act.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sure I’m totally chill, totally totally, extremely chill, it’s only Tame Impala Day why do you ask
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Usain Bolt could not be reached for comment as he was busy hanging out telling jokes grooving to music savoring delicious food and otherwise deepening his relationships by just straight vibing out with his friends and family
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help me find a GA floor ticket to the Tame Impala show
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
cream cheese churros from Centro my goodness
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Lauren Kirchner @lkirchner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Consumer Reports tested 13 e-scooters to rate and review. But because of the frequency of injuries being reported - including injuries sustained by the CR testers themselves in this process - CR is not recommending ANY. www.consumerreports.org/cars/electri...
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We Tested 13 Electric Scooters. We Don’t Recommend Any. - Consumer Reports
CR doesn't recommend e-scooters because of their high speeds and rising injury rates. Two of CR's testers sustained injuries while evaluating e-scooters, too.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
huge thief. gigantic even
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what is an acceptable amount for a grow up to sweat at an indoor kids adventure park, asking for a friend
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Peggy Flanagan: "We need to rip ICE apart and stop from them from terrorizing our communities"
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we need to make all marketing emails and cold-intro LinkedIn recruiting msgs cost money, I may run on this platform
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
can we maybe get like 1 or 2 grocery store aisles that are only for the non-protein added stuff
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
horrible amateur MS paint drawing of a food service cart. the middle of the cart is sticking up like a KKK hood with two eyeholes cut out of it. wispy yellow hair is drawn over the eyes, which makes no sense, but is meant to show that the person in the cart and in the hood is donald trump.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
found a hole
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Alex Schieferdecker @alexschief.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Minneapolis Public Schools is looking for bicycle mechanics (or even just enthusiastic volunteers) to help tune up the district's fleet so that they are ready for 4th/5th grade bike education this fall! Drop-in sessions are open from August 10-19, basically all day. Sign up here: bit.ly/mpsbike
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2026 Summer Bike Maintenance Sign-Up
Help us get MPS bike fleets ready for next school year! Please indicate your availability below and MPS will be in touch with more directions. Thank you! Where? Northeast Minneapolis- precise direct...
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
abolish LiveNation as soon as possible www.punknews.org/article/8882...
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Livenation guts BrooklynVegan, Alternative Press, Revolver, and Goldmine
Veeps, a company owned by Livenation, has gutted the staff of several larger music publications. BrooklynVegan, Alternative Press, Revolver, and Goldmine were hit with massive layoffs last night or th...
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
definitely one of my top The World Is Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die albums
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
at the end of the article about budget-focused city layoffs, they casually mention that MPD went 15x over its overtime budget last year and ended up spending on overtime the exact budget gap we’re facing
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
pretzels are a terrible snack unless they’re the long rod ones in which case they’re an elite snack
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
first they came for the lettuce and I said nothing for I didn’t need it, then they came for the bacon and I said nothing for I didn’t need it to my fellow tomato sandwich enjoyers, now we can truly be free www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
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12,000 pounds of smoked bacon recalled in 3 states
The recall of Maple Leaf Foods products affects retailers and grocery distributors in the Northwestern United States.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
banger moon tn tbh
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh hell yeah I bet they pick the strawberries so fkn fast there
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
there should be like a latte art thing but for midwest dads shaping their cheeses on the grill burgers
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/07/2026
This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City.

This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
will someone let us know when it’s safe to breathe outside and eat the food that we buy again
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
well the lads certainly went ahead and fucked it up didn’t they
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the level of emotional maturity I will need to teach our 4yo today is completely dependent on whether England wins or loses, don’t fuck this up lads
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