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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/03/2025
Sam, it’s me. Edge-Hardman. Just wanted to let you know that you can jack off a little whenever you want by pressing and holding L1. You don’t have to cum.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Guy who has very obviously not read a single book in his entire life, looking at the worst fucking prose ever: wow my AI is really good at writing books
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Us freeing ourselves from kings only to bring them back several hundred years later would be the appropriate conclusion given our founders' obsession with ancient Rome
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger became the biggest star on earth because he was a freak, he looked like no one else on earth, not just by being huge but by having a totally novel face. the people of this country cry out to see face shapes they have never seen before. it consumes us.
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I maintain that it would have been cool if Danny DeVito and Shelley Duvall had played Gomez and Morticia Adams in the early 80s.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
can't cover your shift bro i'm busy fighting my nemesis
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Queer Eye but it’s just a giant eye. ostensibly queer. we beg for its wisdom through our screens. but that’s not how Netflix works
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
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frogcroakley.bsky.social @frogcroakley.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
idea for a movie called The Invention Of Fighting, where Jason Statham plays the first person to come up with the idea of punching
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Had a dream I was at a kid's birthday party with Brian Cox, who invited the birthday boy to cut the cake and then berated him for doing it wrong. "Go on, put some damn muscle into it!" said celebrated actor Brian Cox to the crying boy.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hearing your matey cry out "land ho" gotta hit different
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/01/2025
if they managed to make a "witch in the alps finding her lost cat" game but still made her a massive alchoholic failure like Harry, that's honestly a solid start
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Playing more Dread Delusion and it really is what I wish like every AAA open world action rpg was Like no I dont wanna be a hot tiefling doing glory kills I want to be a drugged up little rat man who just got out of reddit atheist jail
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A. H. Zakai @kripken.com · 20/01/2025
flesh and metal working as one, human and machine, together more powerful than either alone, i mutter as i lift a power cord out of my roomba's way
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/01/2025
if the richest guy in the world is going to be a tech giant it should be whichever enlightened genius finally makes editing text in PDFs work right
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
*thinkinhg exactly like THe Thinker but without any muscles in evidence* how can i use Gaming to fix everything
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
dear anyone ever designing boss fights for video games: please just let me hit the guy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/01/2025
megawealth is a curse! you become acutely aware of the needs you have that cannot be satisfied through material means AND you are socially ill-positioned to be in a place where you can experience authentic human connection because everyone around you has every incentive to lie to you!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Why go see Anora when I can see anora showing of the 2024 hit papal thriller Conclave featuring Oscar-nominated Ralph Fiennes.
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 11/01/2025
"Complete my profile?" You've made an enemy for life.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
some people are giving examples of RPGs with good UIs. you're wrong; they're all bad because they are not as good as the ultimate UI: my brain desiring action and the computer understanding it perfectly then making it happen instantly.
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November Jane @extremelystable.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hulk Hogan getting booed out "of the building" does not cheer me because I do not want him in a building, I want him laid low. I want him wandering the wilderness totally bereft and foraging on bugs & beetles for sustenance. I want one of the beetles to give him the runs
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/01/2025
Game where you are the person who's supposed to be going around and trying to climb all the rocks and painting the yellow paint on the rocks that turn out to be climbable. At the end of the game it simulates a bunch of visitors & you get a score based on how many succeeded/got injured in their climb
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I know a guy who can take you hunting in the platonic realm. Some of the shapes there haven't learned to be afraid of humans yet. You can easily slaughter hundreds of trapezoids. Yeah, it's terrible for your soul
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The core issue in Elden Ring being that one is profoundly maidenless is maybe the hardest case of a game knowing its audience.
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