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Colmery

@squeezchz.bsky.social
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Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. A faster walker in a slow walker world. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm. Dogs think everybody is a dogs. Age 25+ with a good sense of responsibility. The People's Republic of Lemony Fresh.

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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are there so many people?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No sport has worse rules than American football.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rules I’d lose in football: - False start - Illegal motion - Offensive holding - Punting - All kickoffs, except the old onside kicks - Field goals - Extra point kicks Think of how much better football would be getting rid of punting and field goals.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 24/09/2026
i don’t think anyone should be able to make me their emergency contact
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Elizabeth Holmes Voice]: I’m Batman.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rove declaring he will vote Dem is like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Douglas Coupland wrote, “The only activities I could think of that humans do that have no animal equivalent were smoking, body-building and writing.” I’d add enshittifying to the list.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
El-Sayed explains exactly what makes rights rights. Rights are not actually rights if they are protected for some people and taken away from others. Either everyone has the same rights protected or no one has those rights.
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Charlie Miller @charliemiller87.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here's my AKG recordings from all 18 shows on the Phish summer tour. I'll add the September Dick's shows to the folder after the run is done. Please feel free to share the link.
drive.google.com
Phish 2026 Summer Tour - Google Drive
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🫰 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/07/economaniacal
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look. I’m not saying that Bluey is the greatest TV show of all time. But it should at least be in the conversation.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Adults not that long ago said, "Children should be seen and not heard." And we can see with our eyes the trauma that wrought upon our world. Now, it seems adults say without saying out loud, "Let children yell to get their point across, far and wide." And we will look back on what that wrought.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? — HST
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This captures social media better than anything has. I will never completely stop thinking about it.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Senile Don Draper @seniledondraper.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hormel®. What is it? That's the Hormel® question. Get a full sack of Hormel® today.
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Senile Don Draper @seniledondraper.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Michelob Ultra. Don’t feed it after midnight.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s a fine line between strategy and sloppy.
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Tom Marshall @tommarshall111.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
See you in 39 minutes! volume.com/t/aYmLci/
volume.com
Reprise Recreating Iconic Phish Shows Live From Stone Church
Reprise, featuring members of Pink Talking Fish, Twiddle, Kung Fu, The Breakfast & The Machine, will be recreating an iconic Phish Show at Stone Church in Vermont. And, you can catch it live on Volume...
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Reprise @repriseband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/bLP7BWodtG4?... 8pm tonight!
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Reprise performs 11/29/97 Worcester Centrum at Shea Theatre 4/2/26 #reprisetheband #phish
YouTube video by Reprise
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“You’re damn right I back into parking places!” said a man, who only goes by the name “Dr. Precarious,” into his megaphone cranked up to full volume to make absolutely sure that everyone within earshot knew that he was, without any doubt, the anti-Christ.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Don’t be dumb!” said Chili Davis (not THAT Chili Davis) to the man waving at her to proceed, as if it were that simple.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gravity always wins.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonna be hard to outthink those neural networks when the only thoughts the they have are “KILL ME” on a loop.
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Allen @guyforget.online · 19/08/2026
all 3 nights are posted now
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
legally speaking armally speaking torsoally speaking neckally speaking (the sound of my bus careening off of a cliff)
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kneel.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and knobble.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"The only activities I could think of that humans do that have no animal equivalent were smoking, body-building and writing. That's not much, considering how special we seem to think we are." — Douglas Coupland I think about that often as I make my way through human society.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they banned the Richie Rich comic where Richie gives Freckles and Pee Wee a giant diamond so they can buy food
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people. I tell them only: "Live fast, die fast." Don't get caught up in all the "live fast, die young" hogwash. That just makes the wrong people a lot of money. Trust me on this.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I drove with all four windows down. I felt fully alive. I saw a bee. This was not the order this happened.
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
bluesky post by Politico saying "Progressives didn't get the big election night they wanted" referring to Abdul el-Sayed defeating Haley Stevens in the MI Senate primary and linking to their story with that headline.bluesky post by Politico with the text "The far left hits a wall" referring to David Crowley defeating Francesca Hong in the WI Governor Primary and linking to their story with that headline
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thanksgivng? Sounds like SOCIALISM 🤬 it's time to celebrate our Capitalist AMERICAN heritage with: Thankstaking
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“I’m now going to be that guy,” Crunchy Henderson said to the Apple Genius right before he began to read from the script his least-disdained AI prepared for him to succinctly and hopefully accurately convey his MacBook issues.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Enshittification,” said Lucid Johnson as he closed the webpage of the last major mainstream news source he would ever willingly open.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Recruiters!” he muttered.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"The left lane is for passing," Suzy Dumplings said in her usual mumbly way to each of the drivers driving side by side and creating long lines of unnecessary traffic despite ample room to pass.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“You have a lot of opinions for someone who doesn’t listen to anyone else’s,” Johnny Five Fingers said to his father-in-law.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
huh wonder why people are rebelling against this technology oh well guess we’ll never know
Business Insider headline:
Meta CTO says employees should use Al productivity gains to do more work
- not take more time off
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can’t quite say. But this album is excellent, start to finish. And to think I didn’t like it when I spun it the first time.
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I am the skeleton for my pants.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
is the bigger version a strawberry tallcake or a strawberry longcake
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 28/07/2026
What’s your sign?
A warning sign of a person falling off a cliff.
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⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋 @zzyzx.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wow! With the current bookclub push, and a second surge for excitement about Phish in the 90s This Has All Been Wonderful is now the 54,544th most bought book in all of Amazon. I peaked higher when it came out, but not bad at all for a 13 year old self published tour memoir.
Rank 54,544. 4.5 stars
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