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Colmery

@squeezchz.bsky.social
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Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. A faster walker in a slow walker world. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm. Dogs think everybody is a dogs. Age 25+ with a good sense of responsibility. The People's Republic of Lemony Fresh.

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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Watched Groundhog Day again last night. Exceptional movie for storycraft. My daughter proposed ending it after Murray and the groundhog drive over the cliff in a truck and it explodes. Would have been AMAZING ending. Very different movie.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A cookie gave me this fortune tonight, and I can’t tell whether it is a copout, an ultimatum or a starting point.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Feeling today like this is all we’ve got.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ruling party fails to pass bill to extend the funding deadline
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ruling party fails to pass funding plan, taking government to brink of shutdown
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I saw this when it first printed. I’ve thought about it frequently ever since.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Make American Healthy… Again?
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
...becomes this?
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
...becomes this.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I don’t think enough people appreciate the art of Tottenham having a +10 goal differential while losing 7 more games than they’ve won and being in 16th place, sandwiched between goal differentials of -13 and -18. That’s an extraordinary achievement that may never be equaled. We should honor this.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Guys, I have an idea for how we can market our job recruiting website that is IN NO WAY completely tone deaf or genuinely horrifying.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Guys, I’ve got a KILLER idea for how we can boost sales of our beef jerky. We team up with a TV show that’s about a game in which everyone dies except the last person. We’ll use an image from a scene in which A LOT of people were gunned down. It’s totally okay because gun violence isn’t a thing.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I have but one word to say about 2025, so far.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I feel like I’m being cookiesplained.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
There is no excuse for ignoring the countless lives lost because United Healthcare denied coverage in the name of profit, Wapo.
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Colmery @squeezchz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I remember when this first ran in a paper back in the late 90s. I think about it a lot, to this day.
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