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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism

@spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social
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I'm a good person, I don't deserve to be mistaken for heterosexual I swear this is the year Carlton win the premiership Melist/Goopist

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's pretty funny that seemingly like 5-6 years ago someone from Konami seemingly said "uhhh uhhh oh shit we're a video game company fuck" and then commissioned like 20 silent hill games
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
White men used to understand UI design now they only know sans Serif font, checklist and minimalism
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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cat! ✨🐈‍⬛ (kreepykulture) @kreepykulture.pink · 11/08/2026
posting gluetrap dobby everyday until morale improves
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/08/2026
warhammer darktide but it’s republic commando would hit gay millennials discord calls like crack in the 80s
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/08/2026
it took the new lucasfilm games 14 years and one hilariously failed exclusivity contract to release a star wars xcom. early 00s lucasarts would have had that shit shipping 18 months after enemy unknown
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@michaelastackpole.bsky.social Is Gavin Darklighter being 16 years old a reference to Wedge Antilles' age in the script for ANH?
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Being the Plex Server owner should get you the same treatment as being like a D-Day veteran
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No, my deck does not have a "win condition." Why would I build something with a plan for you to foil? My deck obstructs your potential plays seemingly at random and spams edge case bullshit until I either flame out or beat you in so embarrassing a way it feels like I've stolen a piece of your soul.
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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The rise and fall of Goo Goo Babies
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dot_lvl @dot-lvl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
they're censoring me
me attempting to post "websites should work" on bluesky, which has the audacity to say to me, "Post failed to upload. Please check your Internet connection and try again." as if there's any chance the problem could possibly be on my end
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bird > /dev/null 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 @birdtech.dev · 18/05/2026
finally gaming journalism has reached the standard of regular western journalism: smugly pretending like you're correct and above it all while your actual journalistic output reads like that of someone whose favorite pastime is repeatedly getting kicked in the head by a horse
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 18/05/2026
somehow I don't think we'll be seeing screencaps of No Parades For Thieving Financers for years and years
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saw some AI slop of Commander Shepard shaking hands with Trump. A bunch of "no way Commander Shepard is Antifa blah blah" in the comments. I'm sorry. Mass Effect is fundamentally a fascist game. Shepard would have loved Trump. Shepard's conflict with authority was they espoused due process.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him
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LEO @hellspawnmotel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
going from the end of zeta gundam to the beginning of ZZ feels like this
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
thinking about software again
solid snake suck-starting his handgun
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My dedication to good game design is so total that I introduce friction to all of my friendships
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mnemonics are so stupid "I can't remember a fact, so instead I’m going to memorise a poem that's far longer than the fact" absolute midwit behaviour
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We gotta start putting computer dorks in camps until they learn how to talk to people
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wrote this rap for the Jeedai youth, I wanna teach kids Yun-Yuuzhan's truth
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wilhelm II the greatest anti-imperialism of all time, personally caused the deaths of 4 Empires, and laid the conditions for the destruction of 2 more
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/01/2026
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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NainRouge420 @nainrouge420.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What a world huh

Lemon it’s still struggling to be born
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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Suzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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Pru Madeley @prum.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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Half A Goon and Half A God @discoursestu.marvelousdeath.com · 22/11/2025
I think my problem with that kind of, for lack of a precise term, [heckin wholesome smol bean positivity New Sincerity whimsey]-thing is that I find it fundamentally condescending. Like my preference of affectations or aesthetics makes me a bad person. Like melancholy is just a Bad Dumb Decision.
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
the Horizon games are exactly like a shark perfectly smooth from every direction
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I will live enough to see Microsoft destroyed
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling?
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward? what was that about
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RanTLaw @rantlaw.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Every single one of those ‘my suburb’ pieces in The Age is written by someone who moved into the subject suburb from Northcote in the last 5-10 years.
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Split Enz are such a funny band, like "Yeah my little brother can join, I guess" whoops turns out he's one of the greatest songwriters of all time
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
In legends, the reason that Vader never found out that Tarkin had been selling his inquisitors into slavery was that Watto bought every one of them
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
obsessed with the sentence from a freak trying to tell me that AOTC is a "spiritually 40's" film "the parallels between The Third Man’s Harry Lime and Count Dooku alone," I must dissect this man's brain, for science
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Very fun explaining to seppo buddies that Don Bradman is the the real GOAT, and better at cricket than any other sportsperson is at their own sport
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
the thing about Attack of the Clones is that if you were to describe it to someone, it sounds like the best movie ever made
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Not to be extreme but if you speak above 80db in a museum I think your head should explode.
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Which way Star Wars fan?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
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Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
remembering that this site is probably better so just all at once posting my star wars garbage here
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