Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day 257189
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think it's pretty funny that seemingly like 5-6 years ago someone from Konami seemingly said "uhhh uhhh oh shit we're a video game company fuck" and then commissioned like 20 silent hill games 717121
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026White men used to understand UI design now they only know sans Serif font, checklist and minimalism 19525
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369331
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismcat! ✨🐈⬛ (kreepykulture) @kreepykulture.pink · 11/08/2026posting gluetrap dobby everyday until morale improves 203978776
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/08/2026warhammer darktide but it’s republic commando would hit gay millennials discord calls like crack in the 80s 520434
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/08/2026it took the new lucasfilm games 14 years and one hilariously failed exclusivity contract to release a star wars xcom. early 00s lucasarts would have had that shit shipping 18 months after enemy unknown 1454461
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@michaelastackpole.bsky.social Is Gavin Darklighter being 16 years old a reference to Wedge Antilles' age in the script for ANH? 120
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Being the Plex Server owner should get you the same treatment as being like a D-Day veteran 1174895
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismDr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 20/05/2026No, my deck does not have a "win condition." Why would I build something with a plan for you to foil? My deck obstructs your potential plays seemingly at random and spams edge case bullshit until I either flame out or beat you in so embarrassing a way it feels like I've stolen a piece of your soul. 87620
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismWur @wurq.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The rise and fall of Goo Goo Babies 82438668
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismdot_lvl @dot-lvl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026they're censoring me 103089802
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismbird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱 @birdtech.dev · 18/05/2026finally gaming journalism has reached the standard of regular western journalism: smugly pretending like you're correct and above it all while your actual journalistic output reads like that of someone whose favorite pastime is repeatedly getting kicked in the head by a horse 0213
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down. 165108172617
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 18/05/2026somehow I don't think we'll be seeing screencaps of No Parades For Thieving Financers for years and years 310210
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismOlivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Saw some AI slop of Commander Shepard shaking hands with Trump. A bunch of "no way Commander Shepard is Antifa blah blah" in the comments. I'm sorry. Mass Effect is fundamentally a fascist game. Shepard would have loved Trump. Shepard's conflict with authority was they espoused due process. 4454783
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc 151464119
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/04/2026trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one 172703449
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him 442667381
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismLEO @hellspawnmotel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026going from the end of zeta gundam to the beginning of ZZ feels like this 1447
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/01/2026thinking about software again 002
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My dedication to good game design is so total that I introduce friction to all of my friendships 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mnemonics are so stupid "I can't remember a fact, so instead I’m going to memorise a poem that's far longer than the fact" absolute midwit behaviour 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/01/2026We gotta start putting computer dorks in camps until they learn how to talk to people 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I wrote this rap for the Jeedai youth, I wanna teach kids Yun-Yuuzhan's truth 021
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Wilhelm II the greatest anti-imperialism of all time, personally caused the deaths of 4 Empires, and laid the conditions for the destruction of 2 more 020
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prismheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/01/2026i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer 10988152318
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNainRouge420 @nainrouge420.bsky.social · 09/01/2026 1681761593
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/ 180120302976
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismSuzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast 411967421
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismHerbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 15/12/2025"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right. 162715936
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismPru Madeley @prum.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits. 207109163201
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismHalf A Goon and Half A God @discoursestu.marvelousdeath.com · 22/11/2025I think my problem with that kind of, for lack of a precise term, [heckin wholesome smol bean positivity New Sincerity whimsey]-thing is that I find it fundamentally condescending. Like my preference of affectations or aesthetics makes me a bad person. Like melancholy is just a Bad Dumb Decision. 2194
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 19/11/2025the Horizon games are exactly like a shark perfectly smooth from every direction 000
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismGodspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I will live enough to see Microsoft destroyed 0211
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 15/11/2025The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling? 122023
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning 6476631912
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismSam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it 142235569
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismCaitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward? what was that about 136117864
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismRanTLaw @rantlaw.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Every single one of those ‘my suburb’ pieces in The Age is written by someone who moved into the subject suburb from Northcote in the last 5-10 years. 5114
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Split Enz are such a funny band, like "Yeah my little brother can join, I guess" whoops turns out he's one of the greatest songwriters of all time 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 31/10/2025In legends, the reason that Vader never found out that Tarkin had been selling his inquisitors into slavery was that Watto bought every one of them 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 31/10/2025obsessed with the sentence from a freak trying to tell me that AOTC is a "spiritually 40's" film "the parallels between The Third Man’s Harry Lime and Count Dooku alone," I must dissect this man's brain, for science 000
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Very fun explaining to seppo buddies that Don Bradman is the the real GOAT, and better at cricket than any other sportsperson is at their own sport 010
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 30/10/2025the thing about Attack of the Clones is that if you were to describe it to someone, it sounds like the best movie ever made 010
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Not to be extreme but if you speak above 80db in a museum I think your head should explode. 1844436
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Which way Star Wars fan? 000
Reposted by Roaf Beast: Sentenced to PrismBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest” 1391897103
Roaf Beast: Sentenced to Prism @spoonmymeatfolds.bsky.social · 22/10/2025remembering that this site is probably better so just all at once posting my star wars garbage here 000