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James

@spicyjames.bsky.social
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Professional hater, music maker, and gamer but not the stinky homophonic kind of gamer.

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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In a parallel universe, Trump checks the news every day to see if I died yet.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I know it's a privileged issue to have, but owning a house in a rural area is a bitch. We're about to drop $5k to fix our well casing. 🥲
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Open up it's Jesus.

[Jesus with maga hat and red and white robes on with a gun at the door
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you better not have any minorities in there
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I eat the whole bag of chips because I don’t have commitment issues.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I heard a noise and I’m not going to investigate.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm snug as bug right now I'm unfathomably comfy
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Listening to the silmarillion & rolling my eyes whenever a band name is mentioned
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I play chess once every few months and then I remember I'm dumb as shit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
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(un)de(ad) Selby @deselby.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
doesn’t seem fair to make us choose between soup or bowl
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The only thing I want after a doughnut is another doughnut smh
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Invincible is crazy. Imagine being stronger than 99.9999% of all life in the universe and you still get your ass kicked 24/7
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
trying to be cool not using punctuation and making sure the first word isnt capitalized
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Everyone talking about this Lamar guy from the big game. Did he score the game winning field goal or something?
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
follower count ticks from 11 to 12 and I suddenly feel immense pressure to not disappoint anyone
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
People don't know this but you can just steal posts from funny people and only like 1% will notice
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The Great Deflation🔒 @gentleg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Business in front, dead inside.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
There's a glitch in the matrix cuz I just felt calm and relaxed for 30 seconds
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Jeff Thompson 🇨🇦 💪- Be Good 💖 @jeffthompson48.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Pancakes are just waffles that went off the grid.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This aged well
youtu.be
We Talked To Air Traffic Controllers. What We Heard Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My beautiful son #dog
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Pete Buttigieg is so funny to me because he's the most normal looking guy of all time but his last name looks like it fell down a flight of stairs
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Check out my band if you wanna feel like you're sad in 2004 #indiemusic #indierock
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The Consequences of Our Own Actions
Artist · 147 monthly listeners.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I hate people who are different. But if you don't, that's ok.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
New standard practice for businesses that rely on government grants seems to be, "The government is ignoring the law. Please ignore the government."
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf I haven’t heard from him since
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
bro i'm still not feeling anything are you sure this is 5 gum
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Haikus can be great I've never read one I liked But I've heard good things
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 05/02/2025
i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I love egg whites, but I hate mayonnaise. Make it make sense.
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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Do one thing every day that scares you. Me: **reads the news**
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ellie-ton livingston beagle @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The real answer is that art does not inherently need to be made with suffering involved and you don't need to "suffer" for your art for it to be good but some really good art has been made while under incredible duress which is why we need to build a machine that runs on blood and cannot be shut off
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I play FPS games with controller and mouse. I'm a sick freak.
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William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class. How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally? Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Music is like baking. Nobody likes my baking.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Super Soaker filled with zuppa Toscana for dinner
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 14/12/2024
walking around in public with huge headphones on so nobody asks why i’m naked
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Tommie Kelly @tommiekelly.com · 22/11/2024
truth.
Meme about how being stretched on a torture rack must feel really good at one point.
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Effin @effinmusic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Making EDM is a lot like playing soccer but instead of kicking soccer balls we are making electronic music
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I genuinely feel sorry for this generation who have never had the pleasure of using a phone box. It's not the same, pissing inside a Samsung Galaxy
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Juliett @retniw-nuf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.
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