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James

@spicyjames.bsky.social
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Professional hater, music maker, and gamer but not the stinky homophonic kind of gamer.

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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Cocaine is very underrated. Nice little pick me up on a Tuesday night and out of your system in 24 hours.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Nothing ever happens
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Evil thoughts and Evil prayers to you
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
For me it's promiscuous
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Heartbreaking that they give me acid reflux
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
She's me
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In a parallel universe, Trump checks the news every day to see if I died yet.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I know it's a privileged issue to have, but owning a house in a rural area is a bitch. We're about to drop $5k to fix our well casing. 🥲
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Open up it's Jesus.

[Jesus with maga hat and red and white robes on with a gun at the door
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you better not have any minorities in there
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I changed my voter registration recently. Not because I'm scared they'll "come get the dems" but because the party has failed me too many times
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
They'll still blame DEI
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm sure he'll get some padded govt contract if he asks
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I eat the whole bag of chips because I don’t have commitment issues.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I heard a noise and I’m not going to investigate.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You talking about pooping because if so I agree
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I have a solution but I don't think you're gonna like it
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm snug as bug right now I'm unfathomably comfy
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'll never forgive the people who got mad at Kamala because she "couldn't answer questions"
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
That experiment is an everyday reminder that the military will definitely kill me for saying negative things about the president if asked
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We still got black beans 🫘
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Like always, they just said they were the party of law and order. Actions speak louder
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Broken clock and all that
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Corruption is so in right now
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I feel like people had less to lose when that was popular. Hard to convince someone to risk everything when the people who have it the worst still have easy access to food and entertainment.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The trick is to make the music sound good and then write good words. Bonus points if they rhyme
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Listening to the silmarillion & rolling my eyes whenever a band name is mentioned
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Even if you can't do much, saying you have no power is a bad move
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I remember when people said Thune would be one of the good ones. Turns out there are no good ones.
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
He really is sad. Maybe if he took some of his money and gave it people who deserved it, saw their smiles, watched their lives improve, he wouldn't be so miserably insufferable all the time. Divorced dad syndrome
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Words mean nothing when they are spoken from a horse's ass
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Scientists do this with research papers and it's hilarious
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I play chess once every few months and then I remember I'm dumb as shit
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Is this the "the dog went to live on a happy farm" talk?
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yeah... he lied
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Farmers used to have a solution for things like this, but I guess they lost their pitchforks
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It's almost like he has a conflict of interest 🤔
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I love that the goal of the new admin is to just rename stuff now. very productive
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It sucks that the people who have the willingness to fight want to fight for the side that hates democracy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Lmao
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm getting up there tbh
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I love the way the sound goes into my ears and is turned into information for my brain
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If I go out eating girl scout cookies, at least I'll die happy
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I miss the NFT era. "Check it out. It's the ugliest drawing of some bojack horseman creature you can imagine. It's $30,000." Wild times
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I love being in a constitutional crisis cuz it's like, wtf am I supposed to do? I'm just a guy
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
At some point you just have to admit defeat. He should switch genres like mgk after the eminem beef
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James @spicyjames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It makes me so sick that these people have taken the term patriot. Patriots kill nazis and fight for freedom.
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