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Spencer Keys

@spencerkeys.bsky.social
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Business and Estates Lawyer on the Sunshine Coast / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada; Adequate dad; Buffoon; Surprisingly Angry and Motivated Canadian Sovereignist.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 6h
The cowards in charge will never give us the live action version of *this*.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 14h
Rename the town to Come-on-Purpose and ask Dildo to pack it up.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 14h
Rename the town to Come-on-Purpose and ask Dildo to pack it up.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to dislike this guy.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I see here is a case for Attorney General Jack Smith.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see your 'Don't teach women to stay safe. Teach men not to rape' and my heart is with you but I'm gonna have to be the buzzkill that tells you that we have no evidence of any large scale programming, education, initiatives, etc. that actually deter *men* from committing sexual assault.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Maciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
poetry.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know that guy!
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Myles McNutt @memles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think we’re talking enough about how the NYT lists were unranked and all it really means is what shows the most people thought they should have on their lists, which is not nothing but isn’t actually evaluating the best show of the 21st century.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We also haven’t had a “fire did it”, “chemical spill did it”, or “loud noisemakers did it” defence. Property owners have always been liable for hazards on their property affecting others.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026
By 2026 standards, G Gordon Liddy looks like Danny Ocean
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Richard Zussman @richardzussman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is an honour to be the BC NDP candidate for the upcoming election in Saanich South. I can't wait to hit the doors and meet as many of you face to face as possible. We will see you on the campaign trail. #bcpoli
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Chris Begley @chris-begley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aide: So Senator, we have a war with Iran, trade war with Canada, rampant inflation, and diesel rationing. What should we address? Senator Tuberville: Pilots wearing bear costumes!
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brenda Bailey is not seeking re-election. Source: her Facebook page #bcpoli
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Shannon Proudfoot @sproudfoot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tired: "L'etat, c'est moi." Wired: "I am the code." www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
washingtonpost.com
‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
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Michelle Cohen @docmcohen.medsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Belleville synagogue shooter was an antisemitic COVID conspiracist discharged from the army for refusing vaccines. It's wild that commentary on this shooting IMMEDIATELY went to anti-immigrant, Islamophobic bigotry. But THIS is the extremism that sent me an antisemitic death threat in 2022.
globalnews.ca
Belleville gunman spouted COVID-19 conspiracies while in army, say sources | Globalnews.ca
The Canadian Armed Forces confirmed Sean Ward served in the military until 2022.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear American followers - you miss out on a lot of fun (and accountability) with your fixed terms.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is an election in BC a dick move? Sure. But you don’t go just because the mere suggestion of it caused your opponents to crumple up like wet tissue paper? No, not really. It was the Conservatives that failed to offer any kind of choice to British Columbians by picking a crazy lady. #bcpoli
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like the idea of a city where all group can just build an arch.
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 17/09/2026
Over the last two weeks in Europe, I heard lots of solidarity around Trump's threats against Canada — and painfully little recognition that the American president is an existential threat to Europe, too. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Justin Ling: On his latest trip abroad, Carney needs to warn Europe: Trump is coming for you next
During my own recent Euro trip, I kept meeting people terrified by the U.S. president's autocratic turn yet blithe to the threat he poses to them.
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Maria Popova @popovaprof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Both Canada and the EU are America’s closest allies and he’s angry and threatening them more than he’s ever threatened Putin.
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Tyler Meredith @tylermeredith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On airports it’s probably worth a point of clarification for folks new to all this. A 🧵 1/n #cdnpoli Govt doesn’t “own” airports today. It created a series of non-profit concession corps (who can do profit making things) who run on top of land Canada owns.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nevertheless, I have no understanding of why someone would want to privatize YVR.
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Tyler Meredith @tylermeredith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the smart and progressive way to drive jobs and growth. Kudos to Mark Carney and Minister Champagne. Rather than reward profits or rich people or dead money Canada will have a massive advantage for building assets. That drive the economy. Rewarding building. It’s time to build. #cdnpoli
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Kevin Milligan @kevinmilligan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Naming aside, this is a big deal and the right choice to inprove tax competitiveness. Expensing investment rewards investment directly. It is forward looking and productivity focused.
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good policy with stupid, stupid name.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the greatest president on climate change in history and all y’all do is complain
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 13/09/2026
How Mark Carney is trying to make Canada European again on.wsj.com/46TZAD4
on.wsj.com
Exclusive | Mark Carney’s Audacious Bid to Make Canada an ‘Associate Member’ of the EU
As trade talks with the U.S. collapse, prime minister pursues a major—and risky—pivot to Europe; an Ottawa book club plays its part.
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🇨🇦 Congratulations to OUR @vancanadians on winning the Northwest League Championship! 🏆
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A hall of fame dumbass, just incredible
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It *is* a little unsettling that she exists somewhere on the Don Bluth Mouse Girl Compass
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 10/09/2026
*Reads Jason Stanley’s book ‘Erasing History’* *Reads the news* Uh oh.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WILLIAM AZAROFF IS OUT OF THE RACE FOR MAYOR OF VANCOUVER HE HAS ANNOUNCED THE END OF HIS ONECITY CANDIDACY, AND EMBRACED PETE FRY
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John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch.ft.com · 08/09/2026
Two extraordinary charts from today’s PISA test results: 1) School test scores continue to collapse internationally, underscoring how this is no longer a Covid effect but sustained decline. Those falls in reading and maths are equivalent to about two years of lost schooling.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“she clearly created theranos as a trauma response” is gonna live in my head rent free now when i think about this movie
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honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when (she clearly created theranos as a trauma response and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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@A24•1d
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
YOU CAN SEE
EVERYTHING
A24
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes is gonna crawl out of your computer monitor in seven days unless you show this to someone else
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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Nathan Fielder / Elizabeth Holmes documentary! Trailer below!!!
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Eric Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 04/09/2026
New exclusive from the great @rumneeek.bsky.social More chaos in the BC Conservatives, as a fired staffer alleges racist abuse from the former party chief of staff.
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