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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17h

the cuck american president: stop attacking russian oil the gigachad ukranian military: we will burn their refineries

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Both the PMO and the White House breathing a sigh of relief.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Funny. The Democrats should be making that their closing as well.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026

Q: Many feel you have not addressed the fact your son in law is a white supremacist influencer. What have you said to your family? COLLINS: That's my family OSSOFF: Imagine running for Senate while neo-Nazi propaganda is disseminated to an audience of millions from your home. That's Mike Collins.

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ossoff's superpower is that he correctly thinks his opponent is a contemptible piece of shit and he is willing to explain why in clear and direct language. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What if he was instead released into a labyrinth and chased down by the firing squad?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That and No Coins Please were amazing.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What it looks like when you sequence a tortoise genome for everlasting life.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Honestly if people wanted to get addicted to something they should take up smoking. Cigarettes are great. They're disgusting but they're also awesome. Put down Claude and buy a pack of American spirits, smoke one on your stoop and chase it with a lager at the pub down the street. Excellent day

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Like when the navigator shows up at the beginning of Lynch’s Dune?

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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

when you confirm with your friend that the kingsgate mall podcast isn’t coming out until tuesday so it’s fine to talk about the book launch on monday, also there are two elections happening, it’s fine, it’s totally fine, we’re all having fun anyways here are the launch details for those curious!

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is extremely interesting from an anti-autocracy / anti-retribution perspective. Obviously, you can pressure loyalists to say publicly they won’t convict, but you just need a few defections for them to give each other cover.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jacob rees-mogg eventually becomes british bill kristol after getting yelled at by right-wing freaks for the next 4 years. then we will know madness

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Meanwhile I’m over here getting all stressed out about returning $5 to a client.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I had a 50/50 shot and thought you would want the more awkward version.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I look forward to @emilystjams.bsky.social changing her name to Emily St. Digger for the next few podcasts.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Canada is maybe the best country. I love Canada so much that when I listen to Sloan I don’t even skip the drummer’s songs.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is how I learned I had ADHD that I’d just papered over with cleverness.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This could be a stupider branding exercise but not by much.

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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stephen Harper has, as we've long awaited, weighed in against Alberta separatism. But man oh man, do I have to strongly quibble with him claiming sentiment was zero when he was PM. Here's a 2014 poll putting belief in separation at 23%, which is where it sits now. nationalpost.com/opinion/step...

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The cowards in charge will never give us the live action version of *this*.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rename the town to Come-on-Purpose and ask Dildo to pack it up.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rename the town to Come-on-Purpose and ask Dildo to pack it up.

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All I see here is a case for Attorney General Jack Smith.

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I see your 'Don't teach women to stay safe. Teach men not to rape' and my heart is with you but I'm gonna have to be the buzzkill that tells you that we have no evidence of any large scale programming, education, initiatives, etc. that actually deter *men* from committing sexual assault.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Maciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.

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Myles McNutt @memles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t think we’re talking enough about how the NYT lists were unranked and all it really means is what shows the most people thought they should have on their lists, which is not nothing but isn’t actually evaluating the best show of the 21st century.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We also haven’t had a “fire did it”, “chemical spill did it”, or “loud noisemakers did it” defence. Property owners have always been liable for hazards on their property affecting others.

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Spencer Keys @spencerkeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There’s a lengthy history around the world of Head of Government and Head of State spouses doing unpaid work like this; to the extent that it’s odd or a stretch beyond the norm it’s giving it a title.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026

By 2026 standards, G Gordon Liddy looks like Danny Ocean

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