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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This motherfucker won't set up OneDrive and is missing out on the best of Windows

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

announcing my redundancy on mumsnet just to feel something

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

people telling you that “you’re mature for your age” hits different when you’re 25

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/01/2025

hello, FBI? yeah, so, you guys sent a couple out to investigate how my son got all sucked up into a flying saucer but they just interviewed me for like five minutes and immediately left to get into unrelated hijinks across town. I was wondering if someone was going to reach back out about the aliens

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Holly 🏹 @hollyandthorn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Evil cult nye party... its the raven queen

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/12/2024

my wife [welling up]: oh my god i love it, it’s exactly what i always wante- me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Did you know that for 80% of his scenes in Die Hard (1988), Bruce Willis was under the effects of the Goblin Curse?

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

one great thing about Die Hard is you can watch it on christmas eve every year and just enjoy yourself without annoying everyone by going Hotdog Is A Sandwich mode about it

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

the kerning on “EBENEZER SCROOGE” is insane. that shit looks so good on a tombstone

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

People who prefer Grease 2 to Grease are like people who prefer cats to dogs; we have a parasite in our blood which makes us insane. Our parasite is called “Cool Rider”.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

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parker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Luigi Mangione and his attorney both with white dress shirt collars over red sweaters

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Charlie Managhan @charlteon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Yeah I develop for front and backend

Present wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper

Present wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper with a lot of red tape keeping it together

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

clothes shopping and telling my friend she looks like a mob wife in everything she tries on

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ChronoKatie - Now playing Tales of Abyss @chronokatie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

aer lingus lost my bag but the jokes on them because my christmas presents were mid and i was looking for an excuse to update my style anyways

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/12/2024

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/12/2024

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

My favorite part of robbing a bank is yelling “don't be a hero!” at some asshole who’s trying to be a Big Man. Telling off that guy is almost as good as the money, smug superiority goes surprisingly well with ill-begotten riches.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Statler and Waldorf criticise muppets because they don’t have what it takes to be muppets themselves

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2024

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Ahoy!! For fans of cute little folk songs about love, nature, and good old-fashioned fiddlin', my new single just dropped! It's about a (possibly) queer marine biologist, Rachel Carson and her beloved. #indie #folk #musiciansky open.spotify.com/track/4r9ech...

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

mostly procedural watercolour post-processing effect in UE 5.3

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

me to someone who just woke up from a 5 month coma: so brat summer isn't going greattt

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

me: OH MY GOD I JUST GOT BIT BY A DOG! maria from the sound of music: ok the first thing you should do is think about mittens

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Rich S Art @richsart.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

Woo videos! Here's the last animation I worked on - Link and Zelda from Tears of the Kingdom! (web-optimized)

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

“Bonjour” to all the English people who’ve joined bluesky recently!

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 11/08/2024

Found some Because Internet copies in the @waterstones.bsky.social booth at #WorldCon #glasgowworldcon #glasgow2024 and left them signed, if anyone has been meaning to pick up a copy!

A few copies of Because Internet: Understanding how language is changing with a "signed by the author" sticker on top of a giant stack of Game of Thrones books, because WorldCon

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2024

I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago

BBC headline: Joe Biden didnt tell most of his senior aides of his plan to quit race until a minute before announcing it, sources tell bbc

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spencer @spencergrant.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

liberals voting for kamala in november

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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Colin Brown @colinmbrown.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

Hey, hey, we've got the votes Give bluesky to the Mountain Goats

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

i refuse to watch dune 2 or any other movie that happens to feature the harkonnens. the harkonnens' value system is completely at odds with my beliefs. i see many of you have no trouble checking your principles at the door, though. good for you

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 17/02/2024

We finally did an episode talking about @zachweinersmith.bsky.social's children's retelling of Beowulf, Bea Wulf! In which Grendel is a nosy neighbour who comes after the kids in the treehouse and (gasp) makes them Grow Up!

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 15/02/2024

Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Thinking of becoming a former major in the US Army's military police who roams the United States, taking odd jobs and investigating suspicious and frequently dangerous situations

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