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Soulja Boy DeTellem

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To date, immigration officials have shot and killed 11 people, including two Minnesotans. Across the country, they operate with no respect for human life, the law, or consequences. There's no reforming this agency. Rip it apart.
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HEY COLUMBUS, IF YOU ENJOYED THE MEN’S WORLD CUP TRY COMING TO A CREW GAME AT THE NEW STADIUM! TICKETS ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IN THE LEAGUE AND WE’RE IN 10TH PLACE AND WE’VE BEEN SELLING OUR GOOD PLAYERS NON STOP FOR THREE YEARS! ALSO THE OWNERS WANT YOUR WIFE TO DIE FROM AN ECTOPIC PREGNANCY YAY!
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did they win? No But did they play well? Also no But did they retain their honor? Well, also no
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Luv ❤️ @luvamistoole.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ellie the Elephant doing a Whitney mix 😭 Happy first day of the WNBA regular season 🥳
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Soulja Boy DeTellem @souljaboydetellem.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
10/10, no notes.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am going to deep fry and eat the LiMu emu, and possibly also Doug
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/04/2026
logging on
monkey sitting in a labeled restraint chair, it has scallion pancake next to it, hands on the skeet button, drinking white monster energy, listening to Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl, Bluesky is on the moneky's screen
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley
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Willdris T. Elba @mrteddyferro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Geno a ho"😂
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while sitting in a crowd of people .
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 30/03/2026
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 09/02/2026
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 09/02/2026
damn that was fucking rad
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
playing indiana
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We had a good run
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Kel McDonald @kelmcdonald.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/11/2025
sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2025
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A’ja Wilson the best basketball player on the planet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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TheMimz @themimz.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Experts are people who affirm my correct opinions
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/08/2025
they should make Vicks vaporub w THC in it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Every time I think I've heard the worst and dumbest thing possible, 15 minutes goes by and a new low is reached
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
"Stay hot, right?"
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
basketball is stupid and then you die
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Massacre in Boston, by Jacob Lawrence, 1955, 📸 by Brian Babineau
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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Want to see the deadest dead body ever?
Cavs-Heat win probability chart
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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ric sanchez @ricsanchez.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
[from October to the end of March] my GOD i can't wait for baseball to come back [3 weeks and one series sweep into the season] baseball is stupid. immoral. potentially illegal
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Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
line go UP
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Soulja Boy DeTellem @souljaboydetellem.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A second Cincinnati Reds run has been scored
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Soulja Boy DeTellem @souljaboydetellem.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
🚨🚨 THE CINCINNATI REDS HAVE SCORED A RUN 🚨🚨
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2025
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
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TM Opera cOdy @codyanskaya.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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ciara ✨️ @rhiannon-comma.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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