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Nonbinary Dad; Midlife Scamp; Neurodivergent Psychologist; Sauna Gnome The moustache is a lie Location: E17 or thereabouts Pronouns: he/they/whatever 🖤💜🤍💛

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space_vermin @ thesis burnout @spacevermin64.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Here's some (mostly) finished scenes from my thesis film :]
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
Holy shit vermin, this is so cool
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Rado @rado.bsky.social · 17h
October is for blue and orange
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SOUP SEASON BABY #art #soup
Doodle of a cat eating a bowl of soup
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shrek giving his emotional best man's speech at Dragon and Donkey's wedding
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Scoobtoobins @scoobtoobins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neon City. A piece for a future horror mini story of mine.
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Rado @rado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October is for blue and orange
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Underground Overground A collection of photos from my hunt for spots where London Underground trains pass above or below Overground/railway trains, capturing the fascinating moments when the two paths cross. Featured locations: East Putney, South Kenton, West Hampstead and North Acton.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad was a bus driver; he once got in trouble for bunking off 'sick' and showing up on the telly on the same day, in the depot canteen, in the crowd at the Headingley test match
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Notorious slacker I worked with as a science teacher in the early 2000s was spotted by some kids on TV while off sick greeting Mike Tyson at the airport
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.
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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not proud of it, but I once got creative and registered a team of 20-year-olds in a U10s tournament. Other coaches kept saying things like "you can't use them" and "they have beards" and "I think that's Myles Lewis-Skelly." But whatever happened behind the scenes, the game is won on the pitch.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one with the Hundred-Acre Wood?
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s still early but you should start thinking about Christmas gifts :D Currently 30% off on all my prints inprnt.com/gallery/amalasrosa
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Paula ⚪️ @paulaflucas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A month in four photos. September 2026. #FourPhotosOneMonth Salves… 1.Electric storm - Seaburn. 2.Night Swimming - Georgeham. 3.Sunsets - Woolacombe. 4.And breathe - Whitburn.
Looking out to the dark sea at night, with just the tips of the waves visible. On the horizon a streak of bright orange from lightning.A garden swimming pool in low light with a cottage & trees in dark silhouette and a hot orange patch of sky as the sun sets. Looking out over the sea & headland from a high viewpoint as the sun begins to set.A single figure walking on a clear beach towards the edge of the sea under a big cloudy sky late in the evening.
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Chris Lepkowski @chrislepkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I am shocked... (I'm not!)
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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 30/09/2026
Every club should do the Poznan celebration (turn their backs to the pitch) while City play until they are expelled. Bonus would also mean not having to watch Spurs.
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you look at the sheer scale of the fraud and cover up, and then consider that the Premier League's top referee was paid significant amounts of money by the same people during the period, then it's hard not to think that we don't need further investigation.
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Dr Rebecca Tyson @tyguson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. #MedievalSky, grab a lifejacket and a seasickness bag, we’re casting off on a thread about the Norman invasion fleet in 1066! 960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
Photograph of Pevensey Castle with an information board in the foreground showing an artists impression of how the view may have looked in 1066 when the sea came almost up to the walls.
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edit; sham audit! Is a perfect anagram of: Etihad Stadium
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brilliant. Even with the sound off the tiny look to camera about 15s from the end absolutely sent me
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I second Soothsayer and Roman Agent too!
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cleopatra and Gladiator were two of my early favourites, I agree with the others above. I also loved Asterix the Legionary as a kid
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah this for sure a Falcon case, it’s got Peter Grant’s fingerprints all over it
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Greenwich Obsevatory Sunset' by Kit Boyd kitboyd.com
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Jonas Goonface @jonasgoonface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
use what u got 2 get what u need
A peasant rascal armed with farming implements goes off to start a fight. The Lyrics to BlackBird Raum's "The Helm of Ned Kelly" are captioned: 
We'll be eating soup of stone till what we grow is what we own. But we won't steal from the land what's freely given. Tear up the deeds to the land, throw the debts into the furnace. Debts to god, to the banks, and to the landlords.
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tripped over and fell flat? Or otherwise wiped out
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting it properly in context is heartbreaking
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we timed the school run badly, we’d get stuck as 2000 cows crossed the road to get milked. Those girls do not move fast
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A private commission from 6 years ago this month. A beautiful garden in Scotland. Watercolour.
A watercolour painting of a garden filled with flowers with a cottage in the background
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, we found an almost perfect Bluesky reply. Needs a shoehorned-in take on USA politics & it would take the crown
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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just insert the word “outdoor” before “cats”?
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paula ⚪️ @paulaflucas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week in clouds. #MentalHealthMatters 💙
Composite photo of seven different cloud photos, one taken each day this week.
A cloud diary.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just dropped a bombshell investigation into ChatGPT's role in the Tumbler Ridge mass shooting. Incredible reporting from @markfollman.bsky.social that will have far-reaching effects...hopefully: www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Dangerous Days (art only)
Illustration of a woman in cool looking long leather coat standing alone in a wet street, the buildings are covered in clusters of strange data nodules.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026
1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ll recall that the idea that these people are just a bunch of dull-as-fuck austerity Tories in right-on clothing was hateful tribalist insanity, the very poison that was destroying our democracy. And yet
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Britain needs cash and everyone knows we should break the pensions triple lock. Where is the courage? | Gaby Hinsliff
The issue cannot be avoided any longer. Andy Burnham and his chancellor must face the fear of a pensioner backlash, and find a fair solution, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
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