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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’ve held a village referendum

Six derpy-looking people in raincoats and naff hats (the Stoneybridge Parish Council from the 1989 Scottish TV sketch show Absolutely) holding cardboard signs that spell out ONSTEYBRIDGE

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

RT with your home river The Brue, as it heads across the Somerset Levels, before passing Glastonbury

The River Brue, a small river flowing between raised banks across flat, grassy land

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The garden enjoyers have logged on #proofofcat

A doofy looking black and white tuxedo cat perched on a garden table on a sunny evening. Her eyes are wide, her whiskers spread, a tiny blep is evident at her lipsj

A tabby cat sat on a garden table on a sunny evening. She is looking over her shoulder at the camera, vamping like a good’un

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

At Sain Ffagan yesterday

An ornamental lake at a stately house. Trees, clouds, and the landscaped garden are all reflected in the surface of the water, imperfectly but very stylishly

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

The Dude, Jeffery Lebowski himself, wearing scruffy shorts, t-shirt, cardigan, and gel beach shoes, slouching in the back of a limousine. He’s gesturing with one hand, holding a White Russian cocktail in the other. Wisely, he’s opining to the driver, “I can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.”

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

1980s Snoopy mug is still my favourite

One side of a white mug. A bleary looking Snoopy drags his pillow along. Woodstock, the chirpy bastard, is flying along behind him whistling

The other side of a Snoopy mug. Blue text reads: I think I’m allergic to morning!

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The Frost Watchers are at their posts #proofofcat

Sister cats, one tabby and one black and white, sit quietly on a windowsill, looking out at the frosty gardens, trees, and roofs behind the house. The tabby is sensibly resting her tail on the warm radiator below the window. Her sister has cutely curled her tail around the handle of the window. The sense of calm is only broken by the sound of many many many drills

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I know, let’s all do a fun little Myers-Briggs test, we might learn something meaningful about ourselves and each other

Graphic explaining The Kidnap Message Game:

“You’ve been kidnapped. The kidnappers allow you to post on social media to pretend everything is all right. What would you post to alarm you friends, without alerting the kidnappers that you are calling for help.”

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

You are but a tiny baby. To me

A row of BBC model B microcomputers with big cubic CRT monitors on a long desk in a school

You’ll have to imagine the odd texture of the hard plastic keys and the clunk clunk clunka
clunk of a class of 13-year-olds typing in 10 PRINT “I AM SKILL” 20 GOTO 10

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

@dochackenbush.bsky.social thought you’d like to see my friend looking resplendent in his 50th birthday present today

A cool dude wearing a hoodie with a cute cartoon capybara shooting a 50s style ray gun on it. The caption should read “Zappybara” except it’s reversed and says Arabyppaz instead. Pew! Pew!

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Made the boys a Slap-Up Feast, Beano-style

A mountain of mashed potatoes in a bowl, with 8 sausages sticking out of it at various jaunty angles. Not pictured: The Bash Street Kids with napkins tied round their necks, clutching their cutlery and drooling

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Me in the tepid bath of managed decline

Mick Jagger, Anita Pallenberg and Michèle Breton share a bohemian 70s bath in the film Performance (1970)

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Ok Bluesky, you’ve been good, you can see my Halloween costume

A person in a bloodstained lab coat is holding what appears to be a severed head by the hair, about to inject it with a mysterious green liquid. The person doesn’t have enough hair to be a convincing Herbert West, reagent-filled syringe notwithstanding

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Going through old photos, found this classic of Jelly Bean aka Jelly aka Jebs aka Jelliphant Beanington III (RIP) #ratposting

A grey rat with a white flash on his nose, as cute as a button thank you very much, standing on hind paws on the shoulder of a teenage gamer whose attention is elsewhere

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

If you see this post 4 of your favourite video games

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery

Pools of still water between the undulations of a sandy beach, reflecting a sunset, with mountains in the distance across the sea

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

Happy Birthday!! Bonus sandal tan included

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

If you see this post Hawk

Avery Brooks as Hawk, dressed in leather, leaning against a brick wall, eyeballing the camera with confident cool

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Every other exhibitor speaking Cornish and wearing this hat:

A tricorn hat. One of fashion’s least missed innovations

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2024

Mammatus over Argelès-Plage

A beachside promenade in southern France. Looming overhead are bulbous grey clouds looking like the underside of a gloomy grey quilt

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

Post a movie from the year you turned 18

A movie poster for The Cement Garden. Two hands hold each other above a bleak looking shot of a house in the middle distance. Ominous figures stand ominously in the yard

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2024

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image

A thoughtful looking bonobo with their chin on their hand

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2024

If you see this post something red

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

Borderliners by Peter Hoeg. Incredible story of traumatised children rebelling against an abusive school

Cover of Borderliners, a novel by the Danish Author Peter Hoeg. On a blue background a doll’s face is shown in front of a analogue clock face in negative, over the silhouette of a school building

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

No Polling Station dogs in our area of E17, but this wee gaggle were keeping things in order

Two fine looking geese outside a polling station. Not being a goose expert, I don’t know what variety but the one in the foreground has grey and brown wings, pink feet and white head. They weren’t keen on being photographed but I think I got away with it by being polite

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

@bootsmcgoot.bsky.social Hello 👋 May I offer you a nice Billy Bibbit in this trying time?

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

The fun bit is that the protestor’s words come from a Washington Post article Credit: @9mmballpoint.bsky.social

Cartoon of a protestor in a hoodie and gas mask holding a Molotov cocktail. In the background is an office building with a sign that reads “Big Oil inc.” As the protestor winds up to launch the flaming bottle at the building, they say, “Small gradual exposures to heat can help the body build tolerance to rising temperatures, experts say.”

Which is a direct quote from an article in the Washington Post

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2024

If you see this post a random thing from wherever or whatever

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

Drop a time travel device not from Doctor Who or Back to the Future

The Bajoran Orb of Time from Deep Space Nine

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Snap @sootmonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2024

How your email finds me

Kira Nerys from Deep Space Nine bathed in bright purple light, about to be transported by an Orb of the Prophets

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