Reposted by Billy CarpenterTom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026redstory.substack.comObliterate them114/115 79123
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thinking even of this summer, and the Elliot Anderson fee's impact on every single deal to follow. It's hard to fathom how much this has altered everything. 1534842
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Paris FC signed him for €7.5m. 5 starts, 5 G+A. 2460
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The gameplan backed the players to play with composure and through the press, the personnel had the technical security to do it, but they didn't execute. Some early loose touches got contagious, and they weren't on the same page in terms of rotations/showing against the press. 5842
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Midfield options: Rice, Bruno G., Zubimendi, Lewis-Skelly, Ødegaard, Eze, Dowman, even Saka and Havertz as needed. I like Merino as a midfielder plenty (especially as a late game 10) but it's probably past time to look at him as the primary Havertz cover at striker. 6922
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Something I was concerned about with Martinelli's departure is that he relieved a lot of pressure in these cup games and group games with his flat-track bullying. Madueke showed some of that last year, and is looking like he could take on that role for real. 4950
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How I'd expect it to line up. Or, at least, how I'd do it. 9462
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Catch DCL on the right day and you could convince somebody who doesn't watch football that he's one of the best players in the world 3431
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not saying it's universal, or good/bad, but it's interesting how I have different adjustment periods to seeing players in the shirt. For Bruno G, there's still some disbelief there, like it doesn't feel quite real. For Konsa it *immediately* felt like he's been here 10 years. 21203
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My kid couldn't find his homework this morning. I told him to say he was setting up a long throw and ask for another day 1831
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When they started slowing it down to see if it hit Enzo's head, it felt like the moment when the low strings start sawing in a horror movie. NO, NOT THAT DOOR. DON'T GO IN THAT DOOR. 3572
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'll whisper this one: I <3 semi-automated offside and trust it. But I do know how to draw lines and I can't get these lines to line up, and don't fully trust these guys not to somehow fuck up an automated process 😂 0600
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don't know a single person who wouldn't be able to determine what Ballard did for the pen yesterday with a single view. And don't know a single person who wouldn't say Enzo was "clearly attempting to play a ball" from an offside position with a single view. 918014
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The first time a winger lines up a 1v1 against Timber, there is still hope in their eyes. It is a naïve hope, a foolish and youthful hope, the dim hope of "who knows." But hope nonetheless. Once he squeezes the life out of that first one, you typically never hear from them again. 522713
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Le Fée's penalty was perfect, by the way. It was gonna nestle into the side netting. 4910
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Arsenal open-play xG conceded so far: v Coventry: 0.20 v Aston Villa: 0.33 v Chelsea: 0.32 v Sunderland: 0.26 813010
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My two bugbears last year were A) initial selections, which often contained pockets/triangles of non-complementary players, and B) hoofing. Arteta is picking great lineups this year. And the level of application is great. Today was "hard game is hard." I'm very happy. 31352
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An example because I'm petty: I timed a random Danso throw-in at 29 seconds. Calafiori was whistled for taking too long at 18 seconds. 826633
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A technical area yellow for Arteta, denying Arsenal a corner before half, Sunderland taking five minutes per throw-in, phantom penalty on a shirt pull ... from Ballard. You'll rarely witness such committed #NarrativeRefereeing. 624025
Reposted by Billy CarpenterLewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One last time - on Arsenal being a pleasure to watch and all the stress being replaced by joy:likeanewsletter.substack.comThe Serenity NowWatching Arsenal with calm and heeding Arsène Wenger’s wise words 41296
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Breaking lines, 25/26, per 90: 1st line: Konsa — best line-breaking pass % ⤵️ 2nd line: Bruno G — #1 CM for controls under pressure, #4 at passes breaking second line ⤵️ 3rd line: Ø — most receptions opening body to goal, most passes to break last line (data: @gradientsports.bsky.social) 0440
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Club fans moan about international duty taxing their players. But I remember Havertz playing tight and hesitant, then coming back from Germany and immediately beating Brentford with a headed winner. Same feel with Ødegaard and the World Cup. Sometimes it's exactly what they need. 5812
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When we move into the second phase of build-up and you see the midfielders push forward and two defenders splay wide and it's Konsa in the middle, it's like a warm hug. 1501
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026PSG have 7 different Ballon d'Or nominees who played less than 50% of league minutes: Kvara: 48.3% Hakimi: 44.9% Neves: 42.1% Mendes: 41% Ruiz: 37% Dembéle: 34.7% Marquinhos: 34.4% 39817
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today: 86 touches, 10 touches in opposition box, 5 shots, 5/6 dribbles completed, 3 chances created, 7 passes into final third, 3 interceptions, 5 recoveries, 2 aerial clearances, 1 banger. 2211
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026With defensive solidity getting so much better, the value of deflections in the box (and how you react to them) is getting more important. 3 of 4 goals in the Newcastle/Bournemouth game were after an initial shot. It's one of the only real opportunities to scramble a shape. 2191
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Have talked about this for years with him. There are more demonstrative scanners, but there are few better at picking up information and using it immediately than Bruno G. 1762
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'd love to zag the public opinion, but if you think it's inconceivable that Arsenal have left their attack thinner (and slower!), that's because it is. We can still win everything, and Konsa/Bruno are great, but we've let questions persist when we could be turning the screw. 111055
Reposted by Billy CarpenterBilly Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Once we finally find one of the 5 best attackers in the world who only wants us and is 70m and is young and injury-free and is a dog out-of-possession it’s so over for the rest of you 824412
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This transfer window has reminded me that people get the basic shit all wrong. Life is not all about fancy new toys! It's not about winning or losing, either. It's not even about your family or friends. It's about sticking to your internal valuation of a player. 61606
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My dad used to patiently watch me fumble around with some project (mechanical, art, whatever) and then eventually say "alright, you wanna see how you're supposed to do it?" And then he'd show me. As far as I can tell, that is Merino's role on a football pitch 718610
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Held his eyes centrally until Kamara took a step that way, then drove it through the lane. (Locatelli the best at this imo) 11524
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026— We were lucky to have that fixture early. — We were unlucky not to have Bruno G from the start. He has all the exact kind of passes you need. — We still do not have runners for such a game. 4843
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Emery-style blocks force every bit of timing and passing to be perfect, or they're a) offside or b) collected. If you don't have serious runners, you have to be even more exact, and you'll judge the passers more harshly. Look how tiny the margins are on every touch. 3824
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026From Barcola to Yıldız, from Mbaye to Ndiaye, nobody has written a more exhaustive piece on all the players Arsenal won't sign than I have. Nobody.billycarpenter.substack.comThe windowWhat Konsa and Bruno G bring, what’s still missing in attack, mini scouting reports on Álvarez, Yıldız, Kroupi, Ndiaye, Schade and a host of other possible targets, and how it all fits together 1933
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Now, has my club made a marquee signing at forward? No. But I *have* been able to guffaw at some of the fees being offered and paid. Which, in my mind, [I momentarily sob a little but try to pass it off as a cough], is just as good. 4402
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Great piece, as always, by @amylawrence.bsky.social.nytimes.comGabriel Martinelli being set to leave Arsenal brings sadness, regret and puzzlementLittle Gabi, as he was known, played with such a big heart and departs knowing that he gave his all during his seven years at the Emirates 1416
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Still weird that Jesus is younger than, say, Yves Bissouma, Pau Torres, Luis Díaz. 1391
Reposted by Billy CarpenterBilly Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My new long-read on Arsenal's business. What Konsa and Bruno G bring, what's still missing in attack, mini scouting reports on Álvarez, Yıldız, Kroupi, Ndiaye, Schade and a host of other possible targets, and how it all fits together.billycarpenter.substack.comThe windowWhat Konsa and Bruno G bring, what’s still missing in attack, mini scouting reports on Álvarez, Yıldız, Kroupi, Ndiaye, Schade and a host of other possible targets, and how it all fits together 4736
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some snapshots of the left-wingers against Coventry. 0171
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My new long-read on Arsenal's business. What Konsa and Bruno G bring, what's still missing in attack, mini scouting reports on Álvarez, Yıldız, Kroupi, Ndiaye, Schade and a host of other possible targets, and how it all fits together.billycarpenter.substack.comThe windowWhat Konsa and Bruno G bring, what’s still missing in attack, mini scouting reports on Álvarez, Yıldız, Kroupi, Ndiaye, Schade and a host of other possible targets, and how it all fits together 4736
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I present to you: the position of the ball before Sanchez reacted 3550
Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I do like how Alvarez has grown a beard to show the passage of time. 2401