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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lanterns (Series, 2026 - )
DC Studios

ACAB INCLUDES LANTERNS

One has a blue top and green pants and the other has a green top and blue pants. This means they are opposites (and wanna fuuuuuuck)

The distance between them means they disagree but also wanna fuuuuck
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The meal-planning/grocery list app (Mealime) we have been using for like a decade was bought by a grocery chain that we don’t have. Does anyone have one that they use and like?
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the new Harry Potter show is becoming like AI to me, in that everyone keeps trying to trick me into resigning myself to its inevitability because they don’t want to let me opt out
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This game is an all-timer experience for me. It’s the kind of thing I wish I could wipe from my memory to play it again for the first time. Run, don’t walk, to pick it up on sale!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Would love to see anyone walk people through the fact that there are finite resources, which means that when someone is a trillionaire they are hogging a large percentage of those resources so the things they have are things that you don’t have so when you struggle to pay bills that’s their fault
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Welp. Fam left town for a couple days. Time for some very loud metal and rap with hard cusses!
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My partner was watching a video and there was a hammering noise and my head snapped up and I blurted out, “Warcraft sound effect!” My brain is so dumb y’all. I don’t remember important events from my actual life
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My favourite spears, ranked: 10. The Spear of Longinus 9. Wrigley’s spearmint gum 8. Spearville, Kansas 7. Spearman's rank correlation coefficient 6. asparagus 5. spearfishing 4. Britney 3. speartooth sharks 2. William Shakespeare 1. the Zulu Assegai
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/05/2026
NYT OPINION GUEST ESSAY "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font" (in NYT headline font.)
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Holy shit am I wearing They Live sunglasses?
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
youtu.be
I Do Not Like Rock And Roll (Dialogue)
YouTube video by Dev Kerrigan
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Hacksaw @hacksaw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
this had to happen soon
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/04/2026
zach (@blip_tm) on twitter: "dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa"
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“It’s one cancer treatment, Michael! What could it cost, $100?”
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 11/04/2026
<"Eleanor Rigby" voice> Mr. Boombastic
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/04/2026
The most interesting thing about diversity equity and inclusion offices for the very short time we had them… they gave us data… Concerning just how over represented middle class white men are in every area of American life
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 04/04/2026
This is the connection i was hoping he would make
Why? Because tax preparation companies and Republican lawmakers have a shared interest in torturing taxpayers. The companies want to ensure that Americans remain dependent on their services. The Republicans want people to hate paying taxes.
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“I’m just so tired of all this traffic. I can’t wait to get out of Africa.”
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
it’s gauche to point this out, and i’m certainly not advocating it, but the truth is there aren’t many people willing to debase themselves by authoring anti-birthright citizenship scholarship, and you could shrink that number dramatically if 1 or 2 of them gotten beaten within an inch of their life
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Wow that is just the fanciest toilet I have ever seen.
Robert E Lee's grave.

Yes I am suggesting that it should be shat upon. That's what he and all his admirers deserve. He was a traitor and an enslaver and if there is a hell he is facing punishment for his lifetime of treachery and violence and sin.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Jim Morrison is a great rock star because nobody else has ever wanted to be William S. Burroughs, Frank Sinatra, and Fat Elvis at the same time. He didn't even live to experience Fat Elvis but he saw the vision
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just put navy beans in the pierogi
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
seems odd but i guess that is where we were specifically told to do that
worship closet
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/01/2026
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You know me I don't share fundraisers unless I can tell you I trust them with my whole heart and my own wallet. This one gets protective gear to legal observers in Minneapolis / Saint Paul www.gofundme.com/f/help-equip...
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Equip Twin Cities Legal Observers with PPE, organized by Jac Kovarik
I have been involved in rapid response in the Twin Cities area since the b… Jac Kovarik needs your support for Help Equip Twin Cities Legal Observers with PPE
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proseandkahn.bsky.social @proseandkahn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My mayor told me police keep killing his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just gives the police more money for training afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just paying the police to kill his constituents and then Matt Yglesias started crying.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias and Lindsay are talking about something that never works, but might work for them (it doesn’t work)
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Listen to the Mountain Goats
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
music.apple.com
Santa's Polka by Brave Combo on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 2:40
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
[Yoda voice] Flies in the vasoline we are
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Whenever I see someone try to rehab Sadako's reputation, I think to myself, I'll be surprised if she comes out of this well
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MikesGapingMaw @mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Fixed some of the labels
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Friendly Neighborhood Chapin @sometakezo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Gleeble globble!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No Kings includes this asshole
King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood
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Sebastián Píriz @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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