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The One True Poster

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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 31

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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 39m
If I was in the Rolling Stone bullpen in the 70s I woulda been a problem. First time I hear somebody say Black Sabbath was a Cream ripoff I woulda shut down the whole conversation and refused to move on until they explain what the fuck they're talking about
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 1h
A GOD. Not even an overstatement to say Venom are probably in the top ten most influential metal bands of all time youtu.be/_-dvU7RQ6bo?...
youtu.be
Venom (London 1985) [04]. Countess Bathory
YouTube video by DeKlootHommel
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 1h
Back to some 1988 listening: New Edition's Heart Break
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 2h
Have you seen the dolphins frolic in the foam? youtu.be/8lFm5tRq5xk?...
youtu.be
I Want to Live
YouTube video by John Denver - Topic
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 2h
For reasons that are somewhat obscure even to me, listening to John Denver's 1977 album. I bet having a John Denver/Rod McKuen dad in the 70s woulda been cool as hell. Everything's emotionally straightforward and open and shit, lotta heart to hearts
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 3h
I think of the only interesting things about J.K. Rowling as a writer was her penchant for making decisions on a macro plot level and a micro storytelling level that simply don't work together and stubbornly writing through the resulting tension
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 3h
Now listening to Goblin. Almost enough 1977 prog listened to for another tierlist
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 4h
The 70s were the best musical decade because it was the only decade in which metal existed and the other genres could keep up with its level of quality control. Also the peak of audio quality. Not a contest, really
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 5h
Currently 1977 album: I, Robot by The Alan Parsons Project
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 12h
My most deeply-felt chauvinistic belief is that autistic people are better. It's only been strengthened since I learned non-autistics instinctively dislike us like nah fuck y'all I'm better than you just for that
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 12h
Something deeply, profoundly American about wanting to use lethal injection so executions seem modern and humane, but not actually being able to procure the drugs that are effective for that, so winging it and making it considerably crueler than just shooting them
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 14h
Iggy Pop has one of the funniest careers of any marquee icon, two all-timer beloved solo albums out the gate and then just, jack shit. I've never heard a goddamned thing about a solo Iggy album after 1977
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 17h
There they are! Bastard website
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 17h
Know what? 1977 double albums round 3: Saturday Night Fever soundtrack
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 18h
1988 currently beating the hell out of 1977 in the 10/10 standings but I do expect this to change once I transition fully into '77 mode and especially when I start revisiting stuff I've already heard and will nominate but don't currently have a number attached to
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 19h
Not sure if it's fair to call what's happened with Steely Dan in the last decade a "critical turnaround", critics were always on the right side of history wrt Steely Dan. It was tastemakers who knew Steve Albini personally and their minions everybody was at the mercy of offending for like 2 decades
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 19h
Alright, different 1977 double album vibe: ELO's Out of the Blue
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 20h
ELVIS COSTELLO FOR FIVE DECADES: I am deeply sorry for the hubris and racism of my youth. We must fight for a better world [is barely hanging onto canonicity, has like two albums anybody under the age of 40 has heard]
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 20h
Listening to Joni Mitchell's 1977 album, Don Juan's Reckless Daughter. I only know Blue (masterpiece) and am a bit irritated with Joni for knocking Dylan out of the 1975 song tournament (idcidc it's inexcusable for any song ever to knock anything from Blood on the Tracks out) but we shall see
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rafitos @rafatls.bsky.social · 22h
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 20h
Listening to Tim Buckley's Starsailor for the first time. Shoulda saved this for October, properly fit for spooky season, this one
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 22h
Almost did a literal spit-take at the appearance of TOE FAT of all things. A band familiar to all true Heep Heads, and now, I regret to say, familiar to you as well, reader
Cover of Toe Fat's Toe Fat, featuring Toe men
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 22h
The Beatles' stereo mixes other than Abbey Road are all awful but the originals should not go out of print, the monos should simply be made more available
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 23h
I refer to this process as the Beaudineification of media. If you understand who that's a reference to, congratulations, fellow freakazoid
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 23h
The idea that right-wingers are all closeted gays is of course offensive but it doesn't surprise me that so many of the weirdest loudest ones are
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dream Theater being the sex feels wrong (if this is a copypasta with an earlier context I'm missing I'm sorry but to me this is the Dream Theater tweet)
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've just learned what the actual premise of Digger is that they're hiding in the marketing. Gotta be honest: sounds like the movie woulda been better maintaining the poker face to the degree the marketing has
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way Taylor Swift's voice is produced anymore is indeed so fucking grating. One of the worst sounds in the world, I'll hazard
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That one Clive Barker story where crucial world events are determined by senile weirdos on a commune betting on toad races makes a lot more sense these days.
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't get a lot of innovation in "this is like Spinal Tap" events anymore so you have to savor the new developments in Tapnology
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ngl the promise of a hidden late 70s Joeld hoard is one of the few things that might get me to peruse one of these boxsets, which I'm generally indifferent to (put it into a compact package I can Rate, I'm a Rate Fiend, I need to Rate)
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion, which I've never gotten round to. Gotta say, don't much like the production. Much too clean and bright and cute
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna dutifully buy a ticket to Digger to support Big Tom saving da movies. Crawling out in agony hours later, having come to agree the world needs Days of Thunder 2
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Blood Sugar Sex Magik. See, this is why so many 90s rappers were on that Yakub tip
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Antonio Banderas Oh Yeah Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas Oh Yeah Reaction
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Ween's Chocolate & Cheese
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost unbelievable what a scumbag this guy is
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do need to familiarize myself with more Star Trek than just the original though. I've thought about how best to approach TNG, think I'd have to watch however many episodes of the first season are necessary to acquaint myself with the show's dynamics and then a few of the consensus best each season
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God, I don't think there's a type of person I could see less eye-to-eye with in terms of aesthetic philosophy than somebody who knows all the Star Trek except the original which they consider a chore. This is entirely baffling to me.
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Afraid I'm not gonna get enough sleep to be able to come up with any new Ella Langley takes
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Guillermo Del Toro shoulda just let the Monster tap Mia Goth if he was gonna bail on accuracy for all the meaty dramatic stuff in the novel anyway
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to one of the Uriah Heep albums with the most Spinal Tap-y covers
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have difficulty fully associating "mog" with the looksmaxxer incel types because my first exposure was the butt mogged these zoomers lady Granted she was also right-wing. But a different kind. I think
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This got interrupted ny stuff at work and while it sounded promising I don't feel like starting over again so I'm trying another big RYM album, an indie record by Trooper Salute. I tell ya: lotta prog these days. Prog stock might be higher than ever
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is going to make some of my mutuals mad, but…. Chooglin’ Texas
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagining a 2040 magazine profile of whoever replaces Nick Fuentes with the header: They Call It 'The New Racism'
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now listening to some true blue RYMcore: Morir Saltando by Hesse Kassel, whose genres are listed as progressive rock, art punk, and post-rock. Gonna see how deep the 2026 rabbithole goes
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Will Smith Eating Spaghetti AI
ALT: Will Smith Eating Spaghetti AI
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the only songs that have come out while I've been an adult that could have withstood Bluesky's scrutiny after being on the charts for such a long time are "Get Lucky", "Uptown Funk", and "Good Luck Babe!"
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The One True Poster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, that was excellent, now let's try....Slayyyter, Wor$t Girl in America
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