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DanHELL M. Ford

@soundingline.bsky.social
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Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord

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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 9h
I think what’s most annoying is that none of Albernaz’s assholery is ever directed at the other team or the umps It’s entirely reserved for his own players and the beat reporters covering the team
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 10h
Imagine brushing off Jim Palmer with a thinly veiled insult when you are manager of the Baltimore Orioles
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 10h
Suboptimal start for the Phils here
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 11h
The remaster of Witcher 3 doing some odd things on my xbox. Dialogue is so quiet it’s unintelligible. Music so loud even with the music volume waaay down Also boy I don’t remember how to play. Best I just start fresh I suppose
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 12h
Twitter sold books. Bluesky doesn’t
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 12h
What can i do to make more people buy my books. Do I need to make videos. Jfc I really don’t want to do that
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 12h
The Book of Revelation
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Ram V @therightram.bsky.social · 12h
"One of 2026's Most Promising New Graphic Novels" IGN has an exclusive look at the opening 24 pages to DEICIDIUM 1 "Returned" FOC for comic shops is this week! So we decided to open up the first 24 pages for everyone to read! Here >> www.ign.com/articles/see...
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See Why Ram V and Evan Cagle's Deicidium Returned Is One of 2026's Most Promising New Graphic Novels
The team behind DC's critically acclaimed New Gods relaunch are back with Deicidium Returned, and it's one of the most exciting new graphic novels of 2026.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 16h
Within 30 seconds of filming this video, Miss Vee slipped her back paws off the back of the chair and decided she could just rest them on the back of my neck for a while.
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 19h
te amo gatinho preto com polegares
Gato preto deitado no carpete dentro de casa de frente pra foto usando uma coleira preta com as patinhas esticadinhas pra frente mostrando as mãozinhas com um dedo a mais
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Matheus Graef @omiosures.bsky.social · 18h
...and that's why some fantasy really bores me nowadays. Why does everything need so much reasoning? Why can't the heart drive more of the execution? Some creators explain and rationalize so much of their "mysterious" world that they kill it in the process; and the lore becomes an autopsy.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 19h
Yes these things are definitely measureable.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 19h
Lol so Sonny Gray DEFINITELY had some sticky stuff on his neck yesterday, huh? Ah well, glad the Red Sox ate shit anyway. May the Yankees never score another run.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 19h
The Sad Selfie is the New Passive-Aggressive AIM Away Message: In this essay, I will
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 19h
So far, every meeting on my calendar today has been canceled.
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Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
Alt: Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 21h
There was just a spider on the toilet paper roll They're now calling it "the most dead any spider has ever been"
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 22h
September 30 / October 1
A Chewbacca action figure A werewolf Chewbacca action figure. No I do not know how that works
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 22h
There are BBC radio adaptations of some of the Aubrey/Maturin books. Listening to EP 2 of Master&Commander and...I find it unnecessarily horny. Do we need all the fake kissing sounds and moaning in these dialogue bits with Molly Hart or Mercedes?
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 22h
I don't even care about Halloween but fine, fine, I'll get out my old and tired display name
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 22h
Would ya look at that, it's a buy my books Thursday
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Sarah Manvel @cairdiul.bsky.social · 23h
"Must have that certain sparkle and be excited by AI" I'd rather go down the mines thanks
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Duke Hill @oriolebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not surprised Mike Tomlin chose 8-9 as the time to stream
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It either needs to be a humiliating blowout loss for the Red Sox so we can get one of these teams out of here as efficiently and painfully as possible or a dog fight that leaves the winner exhausted.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh dang Carmella’s cousin from The Sopranos/Steve Cortez from ME:3 in Neagley!
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I approve of Neagley carrying a snap baton. The best simple cqb melee weapon anyone can carry IMO
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because I didn’t sleep Sunday night I didn’t lift Monday so I have lifted on back to back days (and on Sunday!) to stay on plan and my body is currently suggesting this was an error
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 30/09/2026
Not pictured: the skeleton frames of burned out Chevorlets.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go Phils, imo.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing made by, or with, “AI” will ever be art. You cannot change my mind, and if you want to, fuck you.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have EIGHT salable copies of Ordination, paperback, original cover art, I can sell you! There are only 8 left so I am going to price them accordingly but they come with bookmarks and signatures. DMs open. $28 shipped. Add in Stillbright and Crusade for $11 each
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TENTATIVELY seeking epic fantasy or historical fiction audiobook recs. But, listen. Listen carefully: No. Progression. Fantasy. No LitRpg. None.
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The longer I live the more weird positions I accumulate. "People should not be allowed to trade stocks" isn't popular but it's definitely true
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's giving "aloft in the rigging while the Roaring Forties threaten to capsize the ship" to me ps I have never in my life been cold enough to wear a turtleneck, two button ups, a quarter zip, and a jacket at once. this is absurd.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here I thought appealing to children was the entire business model for BuzzBallz
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine or were you always a snack
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Wednesday but my books are still good and you can still buy them
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
icymi
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think so much of this team’s failure might come down to: a bunch of high draft picks who never hit much adversity in the careers to date and are all incredibly similar in background and temperament have been going through the motions when it comes to team baseball and winning in the majors.
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 30/09/2026
It’s been another expensive kitten season and I know we are all struggling, but if you have even a few extra bucks to help us save our girl, please send them our way. linktr.ee/crits4cats
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Crits For Cats, Inc Cat Rescue Official: TikTok, Instagram, X, Facebook, Twitch, Threads | Linktree
A small cat rescue in Eastern Maryland focused on TNR, Fostering, & Adoption
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lo-orbit press (micro vanity press - C.S. Briggs) @lo-orbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Claude launches 'butthole mode', if you're using Claude you're a butthole!
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took almost three years, but for the first time I saw, with my own eyes, Rose of Sharon Cassidy grooming Miss Vee. I was too slow to get proof. Also this happened while they were asking for chicken so I can't rule out "clever ploy." It still counts.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like social media very much, but I do not at all like the aspect where it turns into a laser cannon that shoots out the highly refined and coherent byproducts of people's clinical depression
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite fantasy football podcast has been talking about a young player hasn't really panned out three years in the league despite a brilliant career at lower levels, awesome physical traits and a family pedigree that projected surefire stardom. I almost forgot what sport they were talking about.
Not Jackson HollidayNot Marvin Harrison Jr
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West of House @taterpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what? Run up on every Chi Phi house around the country, and every famous alum and ask them for comment. Dan Rather, whatcha got.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What went wrong with the 2026 Orioles, according to their players: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
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What went wrong with the 2026 Orioles, according to their players
Shoddy defense meant the Orioles allowed the most unearned runs in all of MLB. The team’s 25% strikeout rate was the third-highest in the majors. They also didn’t win four straight games until July.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That being said if anyone wants me to write Book 4 of The Warden series JUST FOR THEM I'm ready to negotiate.
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't WANT personalized music! I want to hear something made by a PERSON that is trying to SAY something, trying to make me and others FEEL something. That doesn't come about through "personalization." Jesus Christ. The bloodless fucks have never loved anything in their lives except themselves.
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