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Mikael

@solitary.social
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Existence precedes essence. Fediverse: florp.social/mkl Matrix: @mkl:woof.rip Signal: signal.me/#eu/MLXhzA73Y5tS6gztQZ2O8…

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Skye 💜 @skye.codes · 17h
jumpscare
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
salad
 painting of a skeleton in a red cape eating a salad at a beach kiosk with a capybara looking at it
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i hope i dont get a dmca from a bank
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「Bescreamoth」 @begemot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah it's all <strong> and <em> now. Semantic HTML is the future! *average website is still composed of 100 nested divs* Well, nevertheless.
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least informed nerd @leastinformednerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Be gay do crime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adele_S...
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 03/10/2026
thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-1... god bless aotearoa
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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Mikael @solitary.social · 03/10/2026
voidfriend
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Mikael @solitary.social · 03/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_r...
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LGBTQ rights in Antarctica - Wikipedia
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your third moment of calm
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seals in action
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chubmarine cute so chubmarine yawning must be cute
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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leonceundlena @leonceundlena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eine Woche nach dem blutigen kommunistischen Umsturz in Berlin kommt es zur ersten Massenfluchtwelle.
Bild Berlin Marathon
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust the process
comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "I think I will do crafts today" next panel shows them freaking out while something is on fire
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Anthony Ricciardi @ecoinvasions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Classic example of invasional meltdown. The ants have a mutualism with introduced scale insects. Ant attacks have severely reduced native land crabs, thus altering the forest understory & lowering resistance to invasion by giant African land snails. #bioinvasions scienceofficial.org/nature/yello...
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Yellow Crazy Ants Defeat Red Crabs with Chemical Attack on Christmas Island
BBC footage shows yellow crazy ants using formic acid to overpower red crabs, highlighting an invasive species crisis that has devastated Christmas Island's ecosystem for decades.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 22/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I knew it was going to be a clusterfuck, but this is some huge-ass clusterfuck"
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Ned Richardson-Little @historyned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Berlin is going to be getting a government led by die Linke - while the SPD campaigned on continuing to work with the CDU, it’s not mathematically possible even with the support of the Greens
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wyphle plushie :3 @koiwypher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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British Antarctic Survey 🐧 @bas.ac.uk · 18/09/2026
tfw you're napping hard but are also the subject of wildlife photography... These lifestyle candids of a rare visiting crabeater seal on Bird Island are courtesy of seal scientist Katherine Thomas ⬇️
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British Antarctic Survey 🐧 @bas.ac.uk · 18/09/2026
Shhh, try not to disturb this sleeping crabeater seal as you pass. She's a rare first visitor for Bird Island Research Station (a sub-Antarctic island). They normally prefer pack ice near the Antarctic continent and rarely travel this far north! Girl, that's a big journey. Let 👏 her 👏 nap 👏
A dozing crabeater seal, photographed by Katherine Thomas who is a seal scientist at Bird Island Research Station
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Mikael @solitary.social · 17/09/2026
Hooded crow, side view, head turned slightly towards camera
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emma𐂂 @emma.xicad.net · 16/09/2026
google search bar: higher category theory and

suggestions:
higher category theory and homotopical algebra
higher category theory and sexology
higher category theory and geometry
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Mikael @solitary.social · 15/09/2026
Today I learned that the well-known German animated children’s television series “Die Biene Maja“ from the 1970s was produced in Japan in cooperation with German and Austrian broadcasting companies.
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Mikael @solitary.social · 15/09/2026
Other very interesting works by Miyazaki I can recommend are Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, a post-apocalyptic fever dream, and Porco Rosso, a film about a pilot pig in fascist Italy.
Pig in a trench coat sitting next to a military officer in a cinema: “Better a pig than a fascist.”
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Joseph Roso @josephroso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Relevant XKCD: xkcd.com/1132/
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Frequentists vs. Bayesians
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 12/09/2026
The trans rights position is very straightforward: Simply being trans should not exclude you from any part of society. If you can't get behind that, then maybe you really ARE a bigot.
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Jakub Jaraczewski @jakubjaraczewski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🇩🇪🛒 Trust a German online store to provide you with an option to signify your family's involvement in scuba diving.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
His sleeping face hasn’t changed much either
A six-year-old black-and-white cat sleeps on his back with his eyes closedA three-month-old black-and-white kitten sleeps on his back with his eyes closed
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Mikael @solitary.social · 13/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_...
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Tacoma Narrows Bridge (1940) - Wikipedia
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What he doesn't realize is if the yuri writers get replaced, their backup plan is to finish their papers on probabilistic approaches to nonlinear dynamics. So, it should all even out.
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Mikael @solitary.social · 12/09/2026
Was ist denn mit Hans-Jürgen Papier los?
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Mikael @solitary.social · 12/09/2026
Inadvertent rapid decarbonisation.
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Mikael @solitary.social · 11/09/2026
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penisve...
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Penisverletzungen bei Masturbation mit Staubsaugern – Wikipedia
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/03/2025
9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this HST paragraph a lot. From www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
Where did it all go wrong? Leaving primordial ooze 14% Origin of bilateral symmetry 7% Transition to land 32% Human-Chimpanzee divergence 47%
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
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Mikael @solitary.social · 10/09/2026
ACHTUNG: ES BESTEHT KEINE GEFAHR.
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Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I need you to make the costumes so that the uniform that makes it clear to the audience that the people getting vaporized on the space station are the bad guys"
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Mikael @solitary.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine a machine commonly used by a human population that is so prone to life-threatening operational failures that its manufacturers have kept developing new technologies to reduce the risk of death and serious injury during failures over decades.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I believe in personal responsibility but not for me
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
its summer so all prints and originals are on discount on my site go find yourself something nice okay love u
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Mikael @solitary.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been noticing a more frequent appearance of novel operating system kernels, most but not all of them obviously slop-coded, exploring interesting but flawed approaches to privilege separation.
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