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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 6h
thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-1... god bless aotearoa
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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 28/09/2026
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 14/09/2026
when shawty has gamers against weed humour but you genuinely havent gotten any play since the seventh occult war
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 06/09/2026
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William "yocow" therealyocow @yocow.me · 27/06/2026
seeing peoples reactions to both the tadc finale and deltarune chapter 5 in quick succession has left me convinced more than ever that people need to kill the lore theorist part of their brain and actually engage with things for what they are and not whatever they theorized it would be
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Xander @xananer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
quick Sundae
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 17/05/2026
Honesf Morty Be like: "Rick! Im honest and you trust me Morty :)"
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 17/05/2026
tounge tounge tounge she/hers? yes please!
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 06/05/2026
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 03/05/2026
"Let people enjoy things" and it's haheiuorihimalpa 🥹
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 06/04/2026
My space mission has been a critical success.
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 06/03/2026
nobody told me tycho poker nights origin penny arcade is literally the "PA" in PAX the convention
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 09/02/2026
my final straw with this site was this not going viral
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 27/01/2026
my flatmate won a giveaway from the arcade for the prism marquees + manual #maimai
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 27/01/2026
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 19/01/2026
Young Sheldon Top 10 🍲 Hungry 🍖 Moments
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Umbreon ⭐
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/01/2026
rename it to jobdle and gen z will line up to go to work every day 😭😭😭
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 13/01/2026
mrao
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taffy 🦊 @taffy.boingular.com · 03/01/2026
incredible overlay by @vybbles.bsky.social
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 31/12/2025
brooo i haven't showered since last year 🤣🤣
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 30/12/2025
the concept of developing a roblox game so twitter artists will draw yaoi of your avatar for free under #devtwt
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 17/12/2025
I'm relapsing onto malcolm in the middle youtube shorts
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 16/12/2025
got a comm
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 10/10/2025
can we actually kill this guy
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 15/09/2025
it's actually really fucked that basically everyone in the US is suddenly being forced to mourn a nazi or lose their job or livelihood, i've never seen anything even close to this for any other shooting or death in the US during my lifetime
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happy @happyroadkill.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
this is their third or so tower
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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 12/09/2025
Well, fxck. @crimew.gay has been suspended over Charlie Kirk's death
maia arson crimew tells Charlie Kirk to "rest in fucking piss"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 11/09/2025
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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Chado @shaden.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
i was on my Typhlosion high a few days ago
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 04/09/2025
store page crashed but shoutout family sharing
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2025
interaction today with bf
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Two anthropomorphic canines run hand in hand Akbar & Jeff style. There are wearing shirts that proclaim “Nothing Burger” and “Everything Bagel,” respectively.
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timayo @timayo.gay · 27/08/2025
A photograph of a screen displaying a Mii character portraying Hatsune Miku. The face has been shrunk and placed far down on the head. Miku’s ponytails have been recreated using a beard.
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Homestuck @homestuck.com · 25/08/2025
ANNOUNCEMENT ! Homestuck.com is returning soon, and so are upd8s! A special event will be hosted performing a rapid serialized re-release of the comic! For new fans, nostalgic fans, or fans considering a reread, we hope to try and recapture a bit of the "update culture" feeling.
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 25/08/2025
You sent Me leaving X for BlueSky, as a WICKED fan... And if you care to find me... look for the bluer sky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Wicked
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the BAT of MELONS 🦇 @dehznik.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@vapore.online dude you’re so weak lol
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 24/08/2025
crazy callout
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 22/08/2025
labubuu . labubeellyy 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 17/08/2025
sigh ...... I hope one day I can be W faps for someone .....
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 17/08/2025
i tried to overclock my immune system and it blew up and i got every disease
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 09/08/2025
homestuck pilot
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
heavenly message
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i checked out wplace. for over an hour i watched some fucker cover my house and the majority of my neighborhood with a plug to his instagram, and right when he was about to finish i spent $5 to erase the entire thing. i know he’s fucking punching the air right now
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Jay 🐟 @vapore.online · 08/08/2025
i pass through the same intersection every day and for the first time i looked up at the back of the traffic light and there were like 7 furry stickers and one had big boobs there truly are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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