Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy 1593939504
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026“You kept asking what Jesus would do. Well, he's in the back, and he'd like a word." 10941781132
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog 403635549
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Believe the word you're looking for is perhaps "identifying" or "exposing". Not calling them anything, just facts you knuckleheads. 000
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026🚨Just a gentle reminder- Chapter 13 of Project 2025 spells out how they will create food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production and safety inspections. Just in case anyone finds it interesting. 18941092196
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?JDG @cottonmather.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ted Williams: **hits home run, returns to dugout** Teammate: Nice one, here’s a giant foam dinosaur helmet for you to wear now Ted Williams: **murders teammate on dugout steps** 5671172
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ohtani and PCA have both homered 3 times in the last 12 innings. This is the good shit. 31115
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A man died due to the media hounding him because they took a man who calls himself "a race realist" seriously and you've still got people saying "it was bad that he might have lied about not speaking til he was 11 though, you've gotta admit". Get fucked, there's NO WAY you genuinely care about that. 144270
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Fellow BUSTER KEATON fans will enjoy Jim Jarmusch telling the story of how if it hadn’t been for JAMES MASON buying Keaton’s old house in the 1980’s almost every film Buster made would’ve been lost to us forever. Incredible. 311542384
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/08/2026I believe in the Oxford comma, as much as I believe in serial killers, rotator cuff injuries and spontaneous diarrhea, none of which I also want in my life 6654321
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.jobs.gusto.comSocial Media Lead, InfoWars at Global Tetrahedron 28064321474
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead. 353996381
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This one is for you, you nerds 1237399
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Pretend I'm a lettuce farmer who planted during an El Nino drought, paid 60% more for fertilizer due to the war and harvested despite no workers due to ICE. Now people can't buy my produce thanks to a PARASITE that CDC can no longer track. Also there is no food bank to donate to, because DOGE. 020
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 388179467044
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026IMPORTANT: Two websites for US food access. Please spread the word. This is a great, easy to use site to find free food near you:foodfinder.usFood Pantries of America - Welcome to FoodFinder!At FoodFinder you can search the food pantries that are closer to you. Explore the map and enter your zip code to learn which ones are available. 3412641217
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/07/2026CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION 42312292
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Gilmore Girls is leaving Netflix today. That sucks, but at least now the Louis C.K. standup special won’t be able to jack-off in front of it. 1041923
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 24/06/2026Texas beat the screwworm before. Now, bureaucrats and politicians are arguing while the threat continues to spread. Let's focus on solutions and protect Texas agriculture. 4208
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This may be the best thing Mr. Dash has written--not related to Prince. Read it 010
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Bill-Bo @bill-bo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My gift to BlueSky for tonight. Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble (live) (1989) Trivia but not: I was at his last concert, Alpine Valley WI. On the way home I heard on the AM radio he had died in a helicopter crash. I actually cried.😢 #Music #MusicSky #GuitarSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c_8...youtube.comStevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Riviera Paradise (Live From Austin, TX)YouTube video by stevierayvaughnVEVO 6657779
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is very interesting news to me, Carole King 000
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026He caused not one but two recession-causing asset bubbles that both transferred wealth upwards, in case you wonder what “long run of prosperity” means. Oh, and he fucked Ayn Rand. 24608150
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Is NBC serious about having Kruk in the booth for the whole game? Not sure they're prepared... #SundayNightBaseball 000
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?martindvz.bsky.social @martindvz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Anyone who still thinks there will be mid-term elections in the USA isn’t paying attention. 35525431325
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 14/06/2026When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story. 27519
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you don't like the water break commercials watch Telemundo #FIFA 000
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This joke is just for MST3K heads, but all day I’ve been repeating to myself: Scaffolding, Joel. Scaffolding. Hashtag Lost Continent. 1618918
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Anthony Torino @torinoentertainer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Nick Saban, the highest paid coach in college football at the time of his retirement, appears to have a problem with college players NIL deals becoming out of control. Master does not want the slaves fighting over money because it would tarnish the purity of the NCAA. 2215924
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 04/06/2026My 9 year old is, somehow, going through a major Michael Jackson phase at the moment and keeps asking me *precisely* why I don't listen to his music. In the middle of trying to navigate this delicate conversation my 6-year-old walked in and asked me if I was alive during World War 2 It is 8.34am 5058650562
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Samuel ✡️ 🗽 @bluelion70.bsky.social · 02/06/2026St. Louis taxpayers were still paying for the new stadium they built for the Rams until 2022… six years after the Rams moved to Los Angeles. Kudos to Gov. Pritzker for standing up to the Bears’ attempted extortion. These franchises should be building their own stadiums, not shaking down taxpayers. 40784552089
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE 177113863796
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Lauren W. (she/they) @livewildly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames. 153112692205
Do I Smell Toast? @snarge23.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Seriously unprepared for a world without Sonny Rollins in it. 000
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889104352
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026No it the fuck was not.penguinrandomhouse.comReign of Terror by Spencer Ackerman: 9781984879790 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: BooksA New York Times Critics’ Top Book of 2021 "An impressive combination of diligence and verve, deploying Ackerman’s deep stores of knowledge as a national security journalist to full... 11153041099
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I don't cook my brain on Twitter, which turns you into a racist weirdo. I cook my brain on Bluesky, which turns you into a pedantic weirdo 672326230
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The 1% have stopped even pretending to care. Everything is totally fine for them and never won't be. The rest of us will be incrementally priced out of homes, necessities, healthcare and food and they do not care. We have solutions at our disposal. Now is the time to start implementing them. 1773004747
Reposted by Do I Smell Toast?John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Was there no one in the NPR editorial chain as this story was pitched, reported, and edited who at any point posed the question, “What the fuck is wrong with us and what the fuck are we talking about?” www.npr.org/2026/05/11/n...npr.orgIt's not shameful, it's savvy: The shoppers redefining how to save money on groceriesMany facing economic pressures and frustrations have begun shopping at budget grocery stores and warehouse clubs in lieu of traditional supermarkets, with priorities shifting in pursuit of good deals. 2826871