Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialAika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026@youmou.bsky.social conversation 9904283
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialMEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Zero hate to Cory. This comment made me laugh until I cried. 431719
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i am experiencing 121761339
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out. 0229102
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialharper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026how waking up after 2pm feels 51507555
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2025It's Monarch butterfly (Danaus plexippus) migration season in Texas. At least 90% of all southward migration passes through Texas, either along the coast, or through central Texas. They'll overwinter in Mexico, then return. Let's talk about the utter weirdness of generational migration. 9349110
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.social⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 1332612842
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786382554
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR 122153492
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialJezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Oklahoma turned the hardest day of my life into weeks of needless suffering on top of our grief,” one of the plaintiffs said in a statement shared with Jezebel www.jezebel.com/two-oklahoma... 0269
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialTsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something. 14471486
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hmm 22756143
smorch.bsky.social @smorch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026For fun, show this to pro-Trump people and ask them how this is okay m.youtube.com/shorts/7514u...m.youtube.comDeport The Babies?YouTube video by Mike Rafi - Personal Injury Lawyer 000
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialJulianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026I like the logic of Roko’s Basilisk (the idea that you’ve got to build super intelligent AI because it’s inevitable and will punish those who don’t contribute to its creation) not accounting for the future AI also being pissed if LLMs are a dead end and focusing on them actually delays its creation 66512
smorch.bsky.social @smorch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=J96u... Wha-chow! A good video! Morbid Zoo is very good in generalm.youtube.comReckless Ben and YouTube JournalismYouTube video by The Morbid Zoo 000
smorch.bsky.social @smorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is interesting even if you don't care about cars m.youtube.com/shorts/S9z78... 000
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this has reminded me of one of my favourite Well There's Your Problem episodes youtu.be/aZ-7U95LYTo?...youtu.beWell There's Your Problem | Episode 84: Military PowerPointsYouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast 113720
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414230633
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244411179
smorch.bsky.social @smorch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026www.spidersge.orgspidersge.orgspiders spiders spiders 000
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialTrippyJing @trippyjing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026he tries to top, but always ends up the bottom 131
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialPema Levy @pemalevy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Supreme Court justices used to do their own grocery shopping. Now they need 24/7 security and a police force dedicated to just them. They helped create this new world, and in doing so, lost the privilege of living in it. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comSupreme Court’s security upgrade fits the world it helped makeThe justices keep ruling for Trump—but don't trust him to keep them safe. 617356
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialSharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm not a religious person and I don't care to attach cosmic significance to celebrities, but I can't not feel like one of the last remaining pillars of the world just got kicked out from under it. Like a load bearing crystal shattered or one of the Tzadikim is gone or something. 1244
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was. 235281297747
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When Jesus jumps up on the counter even though he KNOWS he's not allowed 111500409
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialWill Potter @thequiffisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It’s zorking time 0447
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 19/08/2026Philip K Dick did not spend much of the sixties waiting until he had so little money he was reduced to eating cat food, spending everything he had on speed, and then writing a novel in a weekend to get more money, just for today's press to say ADHD is "made up". 232095
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is Long Island excellence 61416
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialJoseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I think about this at least a dozen times a day. 2367962290
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life 5584921800
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 17/08/2026it took me an unfortunately long time to realize they weren't against universal healthy care because they couldn't economically do it, they were just against it on principle, their principle being, everyone poorer and more in need than me can just die 141084254
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialje soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026THIS MFER NULLS PHYS 01190465
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO 112225515
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.social852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialtreacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk' 141381073
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903256
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/08/2026at long last we have created the Uzumaki from the famous Junji Ito manga "don't create the Uzumaki" 18950326
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialcross @kurosu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026me: so anyway, now people take grotesquely self-indulgent photos of themselves posing with your beloved works in museums and post them for likes. and basically, “likes” are vapid signals of approval from a mostly anonymous audience van gogh: tell me more about the “Lexapro” 0275150
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026 317298785842
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211346646
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.socialThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century. 4182943409
Reposted by @smorch.bsky.social聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits 13242151025
