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Smoketypething

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Not very good at being a person

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chip Kelly:
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A sign with a printed part that says 

You asked.
We answered!
Here's what's new at PureGym:

And a space for them to hand write what is new

In that space is written 

WE ARE TEMPORARILY CLOSED
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody give me a job
Graphic with five Lisa Loebs telling Sharon Stone to Stay cos she missed her
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know it’s probably the speech to text conversion but “Droning House”
Inglorious Bastards Three meme
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“not a great time to be a woman” she posted, at any time in history
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good office lunch run today, really optimized my routing. had decent stop light rng on the way there (sunrise mart, spicy karaage bowl) but coming back i was able to draft behind a much larger fastwalker and avoid a lot of the crowds
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are people not heeding the signs?
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao www.instagram.com/reel/DeKFGDF...
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Karl Havoc saying “shut the fuck up”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/10/2026
Shut the fuck up!!!!!
Awful sidewalk “art”

Hope you fall for me this Autumn

@7soulsdeep
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/10/2026
DAMMIT COHAGEN
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's what they store spent fuel rods in.
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Christian Minglegitis superspreader event.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does he still find ways of bringing up Hotel California?
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Leftovers
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picard with hair staring at a planet exploding and turning to Riker going “Number One, have you considered that THAT just happened?”
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kent Brockman, who is covered in jewels and holds a golden chalice, speaks from his desk. He says Thanks, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers.
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin is the Josh McDaniels of screenwriters
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/Walking past Tom Wilkinson's character from Michael Clayton carrying 100 baguettes and muttering to himself on an alley in Tribeca "Hey how's it going?"
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It wasn’t easy he had to fight the other DB for the ball.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Have we started the fire?”
Odie from Garfield
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They say the killer always returns to the scene of the crime.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also made him sleep on the floor of a holding cell. With the bullet in his back. And no pain medication. They also failed to provide medical care after they shot him. People need to go to prison for this.
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 23/09/2026
Wild development as the identification of a John Doe found in Idaho in December 1982 might be connected to the Tylenol Murders.
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Idaho officials solved a 1982 cold case that may have a connection to the infamous 1982 'Tylenol murders'
BOISE — Idaho law enforcement believe a man found dead after poisoning himself in a Boise church 44 years ago could have a connection to the 1982 Tylenol killings, an unsolved string of homicides that...
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Andy Rooney
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s right the Fade section of Origins isn’t very fun. It’s the one thing I dread on replays.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Game recognize game
Pat with a hat on.
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Smoketypething @smoketypething.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It took a long time to learn how to cry on command I mean let people see me cry. *one eye just barely conjures a single tear*
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
Interesting. So you’re saying Mars days are longer? Almost twofold? So if I was on Mars I’d be twelve years old?
Erika DeBenedictis
@WI_Tech_Support
Mars and Earth are different distances from one another at different times as they orbit the sun.
A Mars year is twice as long as Earth's. You want to go when they're closest together. That difference in the length of the year is where this idea of launch windows comes from.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"'Is Arch Manning good' - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think it's possible to screw up this badly in any other sport.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Box Of Free Books: A Play In 3 Acts
Spines of 3 books from a box of free books

ATTACHED: 
THE NEW SCIENCE OF ADULT ATTACHMENT AND HOW IT CAN HELP YOU FIND-AND KEEP-LOVE

2nd book: conscious uncoupling

3rd book: I’m JUST HERE FOR MORE FOOD
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s the Fairsley Difference
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