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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026

Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom…

Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
‘I’m Really Not Angry At All,’ Says Actor

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Courtenay Harris @thatharrisguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm already of the belief that this season is karma for Josh Jacobs. Now, we're doubling down?!

static.klipy.com

Vince Lombardi: What The Hell's Going On Out Here?!

ALT: Vince Lombardi: What The Hell's Going On Out Here?!

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Matt Fortuna @mattfortuna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Oh My God. The definition of blood, sweat and tears.”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right JAMEIS: of course coach JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We don't need to ask Puka if he has any theories about it

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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They don't call Mina the GOAT for nothing

Mina Kimes in WIRED on why Bluesky is great and Twitter sucks shit:

"Favorite social network: Bluesky
I post everywhere to try and get my work out there and get it seen and read. But I would say the one that I use the most is Bluesky. While it has its flaws, there's definitely the occasional sports ball person in my mentions. I’ve found the interactions on there are the most like interactions I have with people in the real world, which is a rarity on the social internet these days.

Least favorite social network: Twitter
Everyone says Twitter, right? Which is a bummer because it used to be really fun and essential for news. When breaking news was happening, it was a place you'd go to get on-the-ground impressions. You could meet friends, you could find new writers and comedians, and all of that feels lost just because Elon completely killed the vibe. And I say that because obviously he's done things far more serious in terms of poisoning the discourse, and the place is a cesspool for racism and misogyny and misinformation, but it's also just, like, a terrible fucking hang. Everyone either seems miserable or is determined to make other people miserable.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

what a RAC from Javon Tracy (he was down short), the sideline okey doke is 🤌🏼

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026

“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham

theonion.com

Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA

INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Shedeur broke the Pro Bowl

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

life update: big things coming at the athletic. new show that’s separate from the athletic NFL show, but best believe i will be putting my feet on @robertmays.bsky.social, @qbklass.bsky.social, and @davehelman.bsky.social’s couch at some point this season. time to get back to work.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.

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Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I can't with these Eeyore's anymore...

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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Here‘s the real story from @nafeez.bsky.social The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...

bylinetimes.com

The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday

The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network

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Billy @billym91.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Every target to De'Zhaun Stribling vs the Titans. Big fan of what I saw. Deployed him all over the formation and targeted him on in-breakers, out-breakers, and tried a jet sweep too. Plucky hands

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Khalil Mack doing a Mike McDaniel impression made me laugh probably harder than it should.

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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Cheryl Reeve is a fucking real one. We need more leaders in the WNBA like her.

Tweet from @adukeMN:

Cheryl Reeve on the trans sports bans from her perspective of being a leader in women’s sports

“Of course it weighs on me, the attacks on trans people, the attacks that they’ve gone through… it seems like it’s got way more aggressive, it’s sort of sickening when the issues they are trying to tackle are really not issues, the number of transgender athletes they are now making laws for and creating a problem, to get elected…what I’m hopeful for is that people have gotten themselves more educated and they understand that, that’s not actually a problem… exclusion is never the answer, separate isn’t equal, and trans lives matter, so to take away something that’s so valuable that sports brings to young people in particular and what it does, as I have a youngster, encourages you to be part of a team and what it gives you in terms of teamwork, leadership, competitiveness, all the things, they have every right to that as well”

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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026

Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer theonion.com/kash-patel-calls-for-p…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 08/07/2026

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Daniel Kelley @danieltkelley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Interesting perspective vis a vis, you know, guns

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

OH NAUR

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

They should put this on the news.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

can’t tell whose reaction is better to finding out he suddenly has two-million IG followers, vozinha or his teammate

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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

These Scotland fans decided to take their bagpipes on a trip… down the viral slide in Boston 🤣 Long live the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 06/06/2026

I Believe That NYC Can Kill A Man If They Boo Hard Enough

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jkes805.bsky.social @jkes805.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oh you want the Packers at half strength so you can finally beat them in the playoffs? Monkey paw curls a finger…

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Our first sk8rboi head coach

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

To the team that traded for me despite all my sex crime allegations and paid me a ridiculous sum of money while I sucked ass the entire time: I forgive you

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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The Jaire Alexander story that came out today is a tough but worthwhile read. If you follow the NFL, you know how the end can come fast for players, especially corners. But seeing how hard it was for him to come to terms with his situation is heartbreaking nonetheless.

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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Only tourists drink Spotted Cow. Wisconsinites drink Moon Man.

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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Maybe tom can’t, but I sure as hell can rule out that rubber-armed suck bag 🤣🤣

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/04/2026

Vonnegut: 1965

Hello babies.
Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded.
On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUT

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 03/04/2026

tweet from Imagine A Guy

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

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Shek @dameshek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

"Tilda Swinton in the most courageous performance of her career..."

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

lol i just realized method man got wee-bey up in this video (far right) long live the wire

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

pagesix.com

Exclusive | Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”

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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 14/03/2026

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Steven Hadidi @hadidis.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

This just came up on my feed and I feel like @rodger.bsky.social needs to see it

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