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Alan Lastname

@dadoggin1.bsky.social
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Make throwing tomatoes acceptable again. Unfortunately Tottenham Hotspur. Kansas Jayhawk Hoops. Rehabilitated ex-Bears fan. Godzilla movies. Devy & Dynasty. Dog dad to a king. Always trying to remember what is important.

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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you think a distinct sub category of human exists because some medieval warlords agreed that the border of England should be on the River Tweed, you are, Im afraid, an absolute maniac bsky.app/profile/theh...
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/10/2026
Oops the centrist consultants painted themselves into a corner again
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a question I have asked myself way too many times. So, so tired of it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if this means I keep getting the KEN PAXTON TAKES DOWN MISSING CHILDREN POSTERS ads on my CFB broadcasts I'm good with it
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Rich @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drake Maye, who plays for the Zionist owner of the Patriots, the same owner in the Epstein Files, the same owner who lets the GOV use the PATRIOTS PLANE to illegally deport people, doesn't believe the moon landing was real. Yep. Definitely tracks.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/10/2026
it's stunning how many prominent establishment political journalists don't understand journalism, aren't particularly good writers, don't really seem to understand politics (especially fascism and its propaganda) and are in fact not exceptional in any way
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 28/09/2026
It’s amazing how many politicos don’t understand two simple concepts: 1) If you’re explaining, you’re losing 2) The Streisand Effect
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad about the result, but I don’t think it speaks well of us as a country that after two years of human rights violations, war crimes, naked gangster corruption, and contempt for the Constitution, he’s finally unpopular because gas got expensive.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Literal propaganda commercials during college football now. Paid for by the US government. I’m sure that’s a sign of a healthy democracy.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy rules, go watch him!!
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Nick Mortensen @nickmortensen.com · 19/09/2026
‘Autocratic Despair’ is a term I coined to describe this based on the Edward’s Deming principle of ‘Operational Definitions’. We cannot begin to solve a problem without first defining the problem. Or as my father often says: ‘Give it a name’.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Evil personified.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If only Democrats were as comfortable attacking billionaires as Republicans are trans people.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Tottenham 🥴
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Famous Canadian Ted Cruz can go on Gameday but Talarico can’t go on Kimmel got it
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
💯
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unequivocally
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whoever heard of the stadium scoreboard not being official time? Such nonsense #B1G
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if you don't practice college football but encounter someone who does, "may the breeze carry the first breath of autumn" is a respectful nondenominational blessing
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Like Healthcare, Maybe........?
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This should be the default thinking
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah the people go crazy for the tax credits wooooooooo play the fuckin' hits you shrek-ass loser
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never let them live it down. Never allow them to eat a meal in peace in public.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton’s music was great. Her contribution to humanity was incalculable. RIP
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Kurt Angle's Iconic 'It's True' Sign
ALT: Kurt Angle's Iconic 'It's True' Sign
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 10 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As always: fuck Clay Travis.
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don’t understand this world gif
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social serious question: bigger train wreck, jets or browns? Would have said the jets fairly convincingly but the browns are making a late charge before opening day
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/08/2026
Big fan of the KJ Monroe Doctrine And I’m counting this one.
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ULM Mentioned: Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Football
Alt: ULM Mentioned: Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Football
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 23/08/2026
Anyway, this is a good book and I think it’d be a good thing if a handful of insanely wealthy reptiles weren’t above the law in America. Apologies for the shitpost. bookloft.com/book/9781501...
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The Chickenshit Club: Why the Justice Department Fails to Prosecute Executives
Winner of the 2018 Excellence in Financial Journalism Award From Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Jesse Eisinger, “a fast moving, fly-on-the-wall, disheartening look at the deterioration of the Justi...
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM in the Tony Snell meme
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump's covert surveillance of anti-ICE protesters is much worse than we thought. I dug into this and found that DHS agents secretly spied on over a dozen meetings of left-leaning groups, all protected by First Amendment. The details are unnerving. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2144...
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Trump’s Secret Police Spying on Americans? It’s Darker than We Knew.
Court papers reveal that the Department of Homeland Security’s covert surveillance of anti-ICE groups is much darker than it first appeared. Welcome to Donald Trump’s America.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The pearls are being clutched so hard they're turning into dust.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
a human thumb like steven cheung calling sen ossoff a "cuck loser" tells me the senator is directly over the target. this is exactly what dems should have been doing for the last decade but they held fire. www.mediaite.com/politics/cuc...
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‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Blue Woman Voting 📎 @bluewomanvoting123.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The GOP wants your kids to stop school in 8th grade. To start working, learn the trades and spend their lives working for the top 1%'s kids who will go to college and universities and earn the big bucks.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can’t believe this needs to be said, but the only people who want to be immune from tax audits are people committing crimes
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026
when people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There are many reasons to call Trump a monster, and the one we should cite the most is unfortunately the one cited least: his War on the Poor, which coincides with his unprecedented graft to help himself and his rich friends. This is what evil looks like.
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Opinion | Meet the Americans Who Can’t Afford Hair Cuts or Toilet Paper (Gift Article)
Millions of Americans struggle in sometimes unimaginable ways, and Trump’s cuts in food stamps and other benefits are now making life even more precarious.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Michael Lombardi getting fired because of falling for the racist AI porn bot would be hilarious to me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Phenomenal Luops shirt
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@Kate_Kelly_Esq

Getting money from the government

@AnaSamways

What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Blizzard of 78 baby here
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pretty sure @topher2.bsky.social gave me my pass. Thanks again
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Want to say it’s a new low but it’s not
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Alan Lastname @dadoggin1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me at halftime: This game means nothing but France cannot lose 9-0, that means something. Me now: this game means nothing but if England bottles it again, that means something. This game
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