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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 8m
Ok who else got canceled while i was on punishment.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 26m
lol
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Someone needs to kill this guy.

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a $25 nintendo gift card for whoever Kirks Michael Tracey. (no idea if that’s who she’s talking about btw)
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy who just discovered podcasts voice:
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What ubiquitous legal sports betting has really crystallized for me is the notion that the entire sports media industry has always been for the degenerate gambler. What else could all the analysts, the talking heads, all the breathless 24/7 coverage possibly have been in service of all this time?
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
it’s like finding out you’ve started escaping samsara
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was little I used to think you caught bronchitis from going to the bronx
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 28/09/2026
wednesday at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog :)) playing elden ring but subs mean i have to immediately equip a random loadout
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I managed to mostly not know any of this until today. This detail is new to me. The horror coursing through my body feels like poison. My God, men. Decide RIGHT FUCKING NOW what you'll do if a woman is sexually harassed or assaulted in your vicinity. Ask another man to do the same. TALK ABOUT IT.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
far be it from me to speculate, but it’s absolutely 1000% the COs
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
confession time: i save scummed until i was able to shoot the body down from the tree in Disco Elysium
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
can't rightly say as I've been feeling my rootinest or my tootinest lately
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i fully can’t believe giants got that pick
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
doubt i’m the first to be delighted that the Ford Bronco is the official vehicle of the NFL team: the new york giants
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
where wegovy we go all
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is one of my two opinions about country music
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's a buzzy new song people should have discourse about thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieX-...
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Dev Lemons - best friend (lyric video)
YouTube video by Dev Lemons
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people lament the algorithmically-driven hyper-personalized microcultures and not without reason, but the monoculture was also pretty weird in its own right. Why do I, for example, know most of the theme song to “Green Acres,” a TV show i’ve never seen from 20 years before i was born?
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
playing mario odyssey for the first time
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Full respect to people who actually did a video dating service back in the day. They were simply built different. Imagine not being a pro wrestler and having to cut a promo. Imagine cutting a promo for fucking.
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Good morning and a blessed Saturday to all the fat, bodacious asses out there
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday 5x5
carly rae jepsen - day and night
busta rhymes & j dilla - dillagence II
phoebe bridgers - lost weekend
american football - lp4
new found glory - new found glory
a perfect circle - mer de noms
jimmy eat world - clarity
sleep - hemispheres
rebecca black - age of the exhibitionist
behemoth - the shit ov god
gerry rafferty - city to city
m83 - before the dawn heals us
spanish love songs - future nausea
the mountain goats - transcendental youth
yvette young - american football (covers)
amanaz - africa
american football - ep
anoraak - nightdrive with you
basement - colourmeinkindness
big black - songs about fucking
blondshell - american football (covers)
css - donkey
carly rae jepsen - emotion (10th anniversary)
cat power - the covers record
chelsea jade - personal best
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
babe you’re not stuck it’s a front-loading dryer. your palms are pressed flat against the back i can see them
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
new favorite youtube genre: gorgeous femme yaps to camera about their special interest
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should I bring a one-hitter to CVS? Should I bring a Lovense to the ransom exchange?
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
*gently honking your dick* bro wake up
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
(gets startled) AAh! Jesus dude you scared the cum outta me!
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spiritual circumference @chilisunrise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A bottle of "spooky ranch" dressing that's been edited to have the NyQuil logo, and it says "Sleepytime Ranch" with the Sleepytime Tea bear next to it
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s really great how destabilizing it is to these guys when a mf they hate has a hot wife
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
we love 33 Thomas Street, don’t we folks
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone knows the moral of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory was that selfish, unpleasant behavior always gets rewarded. That’s why our team at Netflix has turned Wonka’s factory into a Survivor-style reality competition show
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our first game for the family Macintosh. My dad got this as a present to commemorate my First Communion. The videos of the men in the books scared me at 7 years old so i never picked up the pages. It’s my favorite game of all time.
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s wild how there’s still episodes I’m more or less “discovering” despite being essentially a lifer with this show. I didn’t watch The Dead Talk Back or Boggy Creek 2 until a couple years ago and i’ve gone back to both at least a dozen times apiece since
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Resonant actually-factually Control 2 or is this some kind of What If? scenario
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh good, I’d been wondering what every fortysomething’s opinion of Nirvana is
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someday someone is going to make “RENT but about COVID” and it’s going to suck complete ass
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We were never supposed to know this many people existed
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
me (getting threatened): Oh you “know where i live”? Yeah so do i, IDIOT
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s very funny that a 2009 game tie-in into a dogshit movie about the same character beats the absolute stink off of a 2026 triple-A release from a prestige studio
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We were never supposed to know this many people existed
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i recently said remembering 9/11 is a good measuring stick for whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer but i also think “do you remember watching videos on the internet before youtube” is a good one
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Before the end of 2027 you’re gonna be allowed to bet on jerking off
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Server: How we doing over here! can i get you a refill on that sprite? John Wick: ……Yeah,
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
the state of the online obituary industry is pretty grim. crumbling infrastructure.
I remembered that a while ago someone told me a guy we went to high school with had died. I don't really talk to people from high school so it might have been my brother told me. This is the way you find out about things now, by the way, if you stopped using facebook before obama's second term. I looked up the guy's name plus "obituary" plus the town I wanted to say he was from; we went to catholic high school so it had kids from all over westchester and putnam counties even a few from greenwich i think but anyway. He had a pretty classic name for a white man in the way that's like vaguely Irish but in the way that no one really clocks as Irish until you point it out. There were a lot of guys with his name who died as rosacea-cheeked, white-mustached men with who probably had great-grandchildren but i found one with the right birth year, mine, which did a bigger number on me than I'd have thought it would, seeing "1987—2023" in black & white so matter of fact like that. 315,360 hours packed into an em dash. One of those hours spent watching me standing under a bridge with his friends, politely saying no to weed for the first time, relieved that he kept hanging out with me after the fact. Another couple hours of band practice that went nowhere. All at once I remembered the fact that he was the first new friend I made in high school, outside of the holdovers from middle school. We bonded over nu metal and he tried to get me into deftones and it didn't take until it kind of did years after we had last said a word to one another. The website I found the obit on had sections to add photos and remembrances which were all empty because nobody uses websites anymore except to get scammed and even I almost clicked on a pdf before i saw the little adsense triangle in the corner. I realized who the main demographic looking up obituaries likely is and got very angry at the website for no reason. the obituary even started to sound machine-generated the more I reread it to the poi…
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