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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20h

people think i got the power 'cause i got the monkeys. nope. i got the power 'cause i’ll let the monkeys loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand ME. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands MONKEYS

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Lil Mr Big Boy Man @micktheebs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I always laugh at the rokos basilisk people. “Ooh what if the computer makes a pretend version of me it tortures forever?” Idk man what if i photoshop this picture of you to have big naturals?

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/09/2026

Lady Gaga did the smartest thing ever in that she way loudly weird in public for the whole world to see, because now there's nothing embarrassing to hide from her kid. (finger to ear) Hold on, I'm being told about something called "Joker: Folie à Deux" ...

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/09/2026

Hey remember when Elon said he was going to put implants in our brains to let us control our computers and he killed a bunch of monkeys and then once the AI bubble took off he stopped talking about it? Weird, huh?

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dave jay toronto @davejaytoronto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

come on apple maps and google maps you did the gulf, you did lake ontario now rename a state for this dumb motherfcker like the lickspittles you are

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/09/2026

Modern executives do not want to be in whatever industry their company inhabits. Instead, they just want to run financial tricks and fuck around with the company's stock searching for infinite money glitches. The idea of focusing on a company's primary product is antiquated by today's standards.

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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

VINDMAN: “We must kiss our Republican friends on the mouth.” ANGIE NIXON: “I have a knife.” WHICH MESSAGE WILL RESONATE WITH VOTERS?

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

talking nonsense to my cat i asked him "and are you Grumbus-Grimbus?" and it turns out that's actually his Secret Name, it's like a Rumplestiltskin type of deal, all the food in my refrigerator and pantry turned into herring. there's got to be 45 lbs of herring here

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse  🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse  🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Any time any Democrat mentions the word "bipartisan" as a laudable goal it makes me want to throw them out of office and replace them with someone who will tell people the truth: that Republicans are a deranged militant conspiracy cult treating half of America like an occupied territory

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

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Spooky Poasting Hologram🎃 @poastinghologram.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

the Beshear/McConnell drama was always the endpoint of the people crying about Schumer for the last year. on one hand you have hard numbers (R-1 in the senate) and on the other hand you have people who just want to be angry and yell at someone. They aren't even pretending to have a rebuttal now.

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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Regarding all of Trump‘s talk about taking over the elections, someone said something like “if Trump says he’s going to destroy the moon, we absolutely should worry about all the harm he might do trying to do that, but he still can’t actually destroy the moon.”

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I want to get ahead of this speech tomorrow. You are going to hear a lot of cries of the sky falling. Remember: the President of the United States does not control elections. States and localities do, and even if you say "he has the military," there aren't enough in the 48 states to make a dent.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/07/2026

The only reason I still have a meager grab-bag of horseshit that only barely qualifies as "medical insurance" is because one Republican voted against destroying it out of personal spite. One. And it wasn't Lindsey Graham. That man voted to kill me. Fuck him to hell.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/07/2026

I will not mourn someone who worked to make my life worse, and I will not respect anyone else's mourning of him. Fuck Lindsey Graham. The best thing he ever did for anyone was die, and if his death saddened you then you're telling me you wish he could have done more to hurt me. Fuck you too.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Senator Palpatine and I often disagreed, but behind closed doors, he was an electrifying presence who could make you feel like he was staring into your soul. I will miss his dark sense of humor and his willingness to work with those who disagreed with him. His memory will be a blessing.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

As ridiculous as American politics have become, we still have nothing on the fact that every British election is loaded with VERY REAL candidates that can literally only be described as Children's Show Host, Very Specific Fetish, or Power Rangers Villain. The below post is 100% fucking serious.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Bill Watterson you must remain pure. You must not post about fertility rates or psychic orgasms. No one is allowed to show you the internet Bill Watterson, it is not safe for a cartoonist of your age.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I present The Wail of the Wounded Centrist Democrat: "I like it here in the Democratic center. It's quiet. In fact, it’s just me and a guy who’s still worried Obamacare might have gone too far. I don’t like him because he’s better at quivering than I am." www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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I am a centrist Democrat and I am terrified of success | Opinion

Hello, I am a centrist Democrat who is terrified that progressive liberal candidates keep winning primary elections.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

When the Democratic Party says they "don't want to be like MAGA" I'm always asking what part of it they don't like. Is it the part where they're racist pedophiles actively trying to worsen climate change, or is it the part where they have an ideologically unified party that wins historic victories

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 24/06/2026

please don't pirate our $100 video game about stealing cars

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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

There is currently no prime minister, James Bond or Doctor Who, this hasn’t happened since 1935 when Edward VIII tearfully asked Herman Goering to resign from all three

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

YOU ARE A BETTER FATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

A lot of what people associate with normal aging at age 40, sore backs and shoulders and waking up wrong and fucking up your neck all day and such, is simply due to having angered a powerful witch. Simply try not to anger a powerful witch, or if you have, offer her some cash or a nice gift.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/06/2026

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck AI I'm so tired of this shit. It's the worst fucking thing that's ever happened to electronics in my lifetime and I had to use fucking Windows Millennium Edition. We'd have sub-$1000 4K gaming monsters right now if not for all the goddamn hype bubbles.

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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Incels screaming on the internet about how they can't get laid make no sense to me. If I couldn't get laid, I wouldn't tell anybody.

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

This image is of a girl wearing a blue frilly dress (Lorelei Mission) tied and lifted by - man dresses in a black suit with a string tie and top hat (Jon Woods)and wearing an over the mouth gag. This image originally appeared on the website Bedroom Bondage (https://bedroombondage.org). Lorelei's company, Open Mind Media, Inc., has ownership and copyright of this image.

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Michael Chasin @chasin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Someone here a while back said that the average Union soldier went from “why am I fighting this war?” to “I’m going to burn every square inch of the accursed south to the ground and salt the ashes” when they realized how much sexual depravity was baked into southern plantation culture.

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Internet led to an explosion of a massive array of voices who had been locked out by traditional corporate gatekeeping, whereas Ai is like ‘we’re going to program an algorithm to steal your soul, take your job, make a handful of rich people even richer, and turn Earth into Venus’ rocketship yayy

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