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Mostly here for the pirates 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 she/her

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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/06/2026
obsessed with thomas. happy pride 🪿🌈✨
tumblr post with a screenshot of an article titled “Blind Bisexual Goose Named Thomas Who
Spent Six Years in a Love Triangle With Two Swans And Helped Raise 68 Babies Dies at The Ripe Old Age Of 40”

subheading: He's a bit much

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RIP to the legendtumblr post continues

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
(link to Thomas’ wikipedia article)

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

• He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
• Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
• Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
• When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
• Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
•Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
• As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
• His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
• Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper.
He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
• Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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anneliesej.bsky.social @anneliesej.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Even the masthead knows something’s up! (Posting some of my art here!) #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love the kisses in OFMD. But I remembered David Jenkins talking about the You wear fine things well scene, and "and that's a kiss" stuck in my head and needed to get out. It's a bit wonky and a bit wrinkled but here are a few that's a kisses
An embroidered collection of tiny "that's a kiss"s from Our Flag Means Death around embroidered I love you. I love you. I know I know that. With some twine (I panicked).
 
#OFMD
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
god i just love ofmd so much like they really gave us this show full of beautiful complex queer people who get to be themselves and go through shit together but their queerness is never weaponized against them so revolutionary the big company couldn't take it
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i love crossing paths with rhys and taika on reels
screenshot of an intstagram reel of a medieval cover of the song beat it. liked by rhys.screenshot of an instagram reel of a kid playing a recorder that says "Picture this: you're in the midst of the busiest month ever. You're moving houses in 3 days and nothing is done. You're mentally at the end of your rope. And then...one of your children brings a recorder home from school and starts playing Eye Of The Tiger." liked by taika
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
we have like 3 queer shows left and yet people feel the need to compare them and pit them against each other even the ONLY thing they have in common is the queerness, just watch whatever the fuck you enjoy and let others enjoy their stuff too it's really not that hard
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Saw the Rhys post and immediately fired up the ol’ Bluesky to survey the fallout.
static.klipy.com
Our Flag Means Death: Fang-Toothed Character
ALT: Our Flag Means Death: Fang-Toothed Character
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
*boop* #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Black and white cartoon sketch of Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hooking his chin over Stede’s right shoulder from behind and  tenderly poking Stede’s left cheek. Stede is cradling the side ofmEd’s face with his left hand. They are both grinning at each other like two fools in love.
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
(now kiss) Y'all your buddy has been working so hard. Here's a little part of it. It's slow going due to my lack of free time lately, but I'm making progress. (better with sound, OFMD animatic )
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy MerMay! 🧜‍♀️🫧🔱 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #mermay2026
Digital illustration of Ed as a merman. He's in the center of a frame made of golden leaves. There are bubbles around him. His tail is dark blue with purple accents and he has a pearl necklace.
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deb #SaveOFMD @debphotog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#OurFlagMeansDeath deserves a third season!!!!
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yeah, pretty much
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i really need them back it's not funny anymore
rhys and taika filming ofmd season two, their embracing and looking at each other with hearts in their eyesrhys and taika filming the same scene but taika is pushing rhys made him giggle and rhys is laughing in response to taika and i'm going to cry
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of my absolute favorite Ed moments from S1. I’ll always giggle at this.
Ed is looking at the English officers with disdain while Stede looks down at the Act of Grace
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Digital illustration of MerEd and MerStede swimming, forming a circle. There's a lighthouse in the middle and a frame of leaves, shells and skulls outside.
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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
all this leads into where izzy's at in the innkeeper, where he's constantly trying to pick fights with stede - the narrative he's going for there is "bonnet and i were romantic rivals, we both loved ed in the same kind of way, and we BOTH lost." "you and i, we did this to him"
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Wishing the HP show a very unmerry fuck you. Don't even pirate it. They still track those numbers. Don't hate-watch. It's funding and funded by hate. She is using that money to help destroy lives. This isn’t something you can separate from its creator.
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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
he has no right to look as beautiful as he does in this episode
ed teach in the gravy basket considering the pros and cons of livinged teach in the gravy basket as he talks to hornigold about his inned teach in the gravy basket looking stunning, beautiful, ethereal, gorgeous, flawless, perfect, etc. the wig also putting in Worked teach half dead on the beach. still beautiful
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
like to charge, repost to cast
ofmd s1 poster with "OFMD S3 IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS" written on it
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The #ofmd #fandommarket was briefly too powerful for me to enter. This is the feral energy channelled towards good that I expect from this fandom 🙏
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hard seconding this recommendation, I couldn’t tell you precisely why but I think ofmd crew will love it. It’s a bit sad and strange and also somehow hopeful
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ok, OFMD RBB artists, I need some honest steer: If you put Level 5 collaboration (ie. up for discussion) would you actually be disappointed to be paired with a 2? Would you slowly become jealous of the 3s and 4s? Because I’m not sure I can commit to any higher. And I fear making others sad.
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
ed and stede with a calico cat for @margaritaville.bsky.social thank you for donating!!!!!
a digital sketch of ed and stede laying on their bellies looking affectionately at a calico cat that’s loafing between them
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Nigel Badminton: And what did he look like?

(OFMD S1) Edward Teach: All of you. You all look the same, you know?

(OFMD S1)
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
From the new marriage of convenience story. Ed is grieving, his friends have concerns. #OFMDfic
Fang had moved into his spare room just about eight weeks ago, claiming he was having some kind of serious conflict with his current living situation. The lie was paper thin, and Ed had allowed it because it was better than the truth, which was that past-Ed had indulged in some self-destructive behavior, and Fang was babysitting him
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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
the girls are FIGHTING this wipwednesday. this is of course my enemies to friends to lovers roommate story ❤️ of which we are 7k into w only glimmers of friendship to be seen
"I'm not writing Blackbeard anymore,
" Ed cries.
"Right," Stede says. "And Blackbeard is...?"
Ed whips his head up and glares at him. "My fucking book series. I thought you said you saw it in the airport?"
"Well, yes, I saw it, but Ed, I was at O'Hare, and you know how busy it is -
"Ohhhh fuck you," Ed groans.
"I saw the cover, as you might recall, and I thought it looked great! But I didn't really see any of the words on it. Looked quite piratey though, so l suppose it being about Blackbeard isn't a shock _"
"It's not supposed to look piratey," Ed says, feeling like his eyes are about to pop out of his head. His head, which hurts so fucking bad. "It's not about pirates. It's not about Blackbeard, god you're such a fucking —" it is at this point that Ed's headache gets so overwhelming that he has to silently close his eyes and tip over.
"Ed, you're unwell, I don't think this is a good time to be arguing."
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Ro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪 WeeCon2 @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
THAT'S OUR LEADING MAN 🥹🥹🥹🥹 Which one of you pitched this show, I just know it was an OFMD fan 👀
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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Regency Rhys ????? Rhygency if you will
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
#TakeTwoTuesday from exactly 2 years ago when Matt was in my neighborhood for some reason and spotted the #SaveOFMD flyers that @youhavethehonor.bsky.social and I posted, I still feel so proud of this 🥹
Screenshot of David Jenkins instagram story sharing Matt Maher’s instagram story which is a photo of Matt standing next to a bright green Save OFMD flyer
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
deadline.com/2026/02/rhys...
deadline.com
‘Our Flag Means Death’ Star Rhys Darby Cast In CBS Pilot ‘Regency’ As Heir To Vast Cheese Empire
'Flight of the Conchords' and 'Our Flag Means Death' star Rhys Darby has been cast in a leading role in the CBS pilot, 'Regency,' from Tara Hernandez.
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smallgreenery @smallgreenery.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Went on a little foray into fics in some other fandoms, and it reminded me that the Our Flag Means Death fandom is out here producing bizarrely high quality work on average. Is everyone in this fandom just warming up for their published novel? Is this our show’s unspoken marketing demographic??
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Grace 🌈🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @catbandit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Stede Bonnet from OFMD saying "Because that's what we do here on The Revenge"
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Fabi #LongLiveOFMD @love4ofmd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I hate him and every time he says anything that is not a green light to ofmd s3 I hate him more
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me: Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs. Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Time to dust this one off
Screenshot of a (Twitter?) post by @drfronkensteeen

The near universal experience of going into our flag means death with only the trace elements of piqued interest and then waking up on the pavement in a pool of your own blood
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I woke up Then you woke up Then I woke up
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Jennbob (she/her) --✨PAX Unplugged 2026♟️🎲🪄✨🏴‍☠️ 💖💜💙 @jennbob4585.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A graph shaped like an Allen wrench
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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can we *not* have the “is the show queer enough” conversation. Right now we’re fighting back against a homophobic cultural swing and any media that’s showing queer joy and queer love is MAGIC and NEEDED. I love OFMD. I love Heated Rivalry. Both are queer and they’re different and that’s BEAUTIFUL
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
hey, did you ever think about how many people's lives were saved by OFMD existing? both metaphorically AND literally? because i do, i'm thinking about it right now. & how i would prob not be here if not for OFMD, the resulting community, & all the far-reaching effects of the love it inspired
image edit of ed teach from our flag means death s2 ep 3, from the scene where he's underwater and sees stede bonnet, aka merstede.
ed has a big bright hopeful smile on his face. he's surrounding by a glowing sparkly aura in shades of purple, blue, and magenta. cartoonish-emoji tears flowing from his eyes
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i need season 3 of our flag means death like i need air. we deserve to see lovers ride off into the sunset (or choose to stay behind while their crew sails off, in this case), yes, but we also deserve to know what happens next, how love grows, how it changes, what it looks like when it’s less grand.
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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
they had a lot of notes/plans for s3, things they knew david was envisioning or working towards, that they were mindfully laying the groundwork for during both s1 and s2 #bof2
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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
research shows that fandoms can actually survive for years in the gravy basket and emerge stronger than ever when their show is eventually resurrected for a 3rd season. don’t ask me for citations just trust me
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Kate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 Wee Con 2026, half a pyramid owner @kaddele.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Poison: Cancelling OFMD was one of the most baffling, unfair and insulting decisions and I want them back so, so much. Positivity: Cancellation made me so furious and sad that I ended up de-lurking and got to be part of this unhinged horde of pirates. Can’t imagine not having all of you in my life 🩷
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
just gonna uhhh. leave this. uhh. here, i guess 🥹 thank you so much for your kindness and support over the past 13 months as I slowly chugged along with this one. i hope it can ease the cancellation day pangs, at least a bit. love you (tl;dr: FS is complete 🩵) archiveofourown.org/works/614230...

Summary:

    Perhaps one day he’ll tell him about the whole Elf Thing.

    It feels strange, not telling him.

chapters 12/12 (COMPLETE!!)
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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
two years ago some loser execs at wbd/hbo max canceled one of the most original, wholesome, hilarious and romantic series in tv history ahead of its final season. the fans aren’t going anywhere, but maybe someone should come to their senses and help finish the story. #LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
screenshot from season 1 of ed and stede together looking out at the sea from the crows nest of the revenge screenshot from season 2 of the revenge crew celebrating Calypsos birthday Screenshot from season 2 of ed and stede standing together in the moonlight. Ed is showing off the fish he caughtbts photo of the cast of season 2 posing together on the revenge
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
back when we waited the better part of a year for that S2 trailer i started matching screencaps with quotes from @OverheardatGayBar and i gotta tell you it was way easier than i'd anticipated
Text: "I don't need grinder I have a boat" @OverHeardAtGayBar overlayed on an image of Stede Bonnet
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🌊 impossible bird 🪼 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I think this is my favorite kiss I’ve drawn
Digital illustration of ed teach and merperson Stede embracing and kissing underwater
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Taika doing Rhysie’s voice is one of my absolute faves. Thanks @politestmenace.bsky.social for sending me a copy of this!
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