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sel 🏴‍☠️

@spinsterism.bsky.social
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Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞 🇦🇺 : Bediagal country

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Spotlight on Omegas at AO3 | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Soni 🐦‍⬛✨️ | TO THE UNIVERSES 🖤🤍 @sunnythecrow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is a canon event in the Web of Life and Destiny youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
youtu.be
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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melly 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇦🇺🐧 @melpemone.northsky.social · 15/03/2026
this is a very long shot, but does anyone know if the bird pattern has been printed on jersey somewhere that i can buy?
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I know I'm in burnout bc half an hour of interaction on here today has left my brain absolutely fried. None spoons with left beef.
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Something something reach around
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
BSKY STOP TRIMMING MY VIDEO UPLOADS GDI
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Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️ @catski22.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
😏
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They have called this day the 11th of March! 🫡🧭🇨🇦 #dueSouth youtu.be/SjPj-5AYVg0?...
youtu.be
Buck Frobisher's March 11 Speech
YouTube video by girlyskin
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hot take: Firefly was not that good and it should continue to wither and die along with the rest of Whedon's work. Just like Gaiman.
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One was a sparky, the other was a nonce
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
David get back here and explain yourself you lil shit
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Stede Bonnet: Undercover Boss send tweet #ofmd
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tell me about the Gentlebeard modern AU where Ed lives here #ofmd
Photo of a cottage style house painted purple, with a bay window, red slate tiled roof, wrought iron fence and a front garden full of green bushes
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Ro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪 WeeCon2 @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
New pronoun labeller since the old one doesn't work anymore! bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
Pronoun Picker (@pronounpicker.ripperoni.com)
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This little rhinestone cowboy isn’t going to be compromisin’ on anything anymore 🙂‍↔️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a teal outfit consisting of gold rhinestone emblazoned chaps, hot pants, elbow length gloves with fringe and gold rhinestones, and a cowboy hat. He’s also wearing a black scarf around his neck. He’s posed similarly to a recent photo of Connor Storrie.
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Your government is grotesquely complicit, Australia. But you don't need to be. In times of atrocity, you have a moral obligation to dissent and resist. I learnt this through Holocaust education (somewhat ironic, nowadays). This is where protests start. Free Palestine, free us all
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's no internet connection, the cat is hiding in the wardrobe, and I have no idea where anything is, but Operation Move House 2026 is (mostly) complete 😎
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
#OFMD Galaxy Quest AU send skeet
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Riley @riley.northsky.social · 25/01/2026
Co-captains? (We said the same thing!) Just gonna keep making my gay little arts. Try to find the joy where you can, you know? #ofmd
A digital art piece that shows two hands reaching in from the left and right of the frame, each holding a glass with gilt trim. The hand on the left belongs to Stede Bonnet, he has a green turquoise ring on, and the hand on the right belongs to Edward Teach. He has two golden rings and a leather half-glove on with silver diamond shaped studs. they are clinking their glasses together in a 'cheers.'
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MerpersonMcMerdude🧜‍♂️✨️ @hes-a-merman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
wtf y'all, making fun of how someone looks IS. NOT. A. TOOL. FOR. FIGHTING. FASCISM!! It's just mean!! it's just bullying!! it's only going to alienate *checks notes* everyone with a corporeal human form!! which is, *checks notes* everyone!!🖖
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mediate (INXS, Kick) but really that whole album was on high rotation
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The day may come when I don't watch this at least 3 times and then repost, but that day is not today
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*Yanks this out of storage and hoists it up on the wall*
A drawing of Ed Teach with his face situated betwixt Stede’s massive pecs.
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MerpersonMcMerdude🧜‍♂️✨️ @hes-a-merman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
hey quick reminder that small penises are exquisite and being mean about someone's genitals is not a tool for fighting fascism💖🖖🍆🍑💦✨️
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🎵 Hear your name, a whisper in the wind Been so long since I have seen you, friend 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death in a western AU.Stede is standing with one hand in the pocket of his jeans and one hand raking through his blond hair. He has a cigarette hanging from his mouth and is pictured with his face in profile. His body is facing forward and he’s wearing a dirty white tee shirt with a rusty colored bandana wrapped around his neck. There’s some scrubby desert behind him with mountains in the distance.
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Eagle Fandom BNF ☕️🦬 @trenchologist.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It’s cool to be political in 2026, pass it on
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Foxy McLuvox 🏴‍☠️ @foxymcluvox.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#InvasionDay #AlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe youtu.be/tZ9qeX4gUeo?...
youtu.be
A.B. Original - January 26 (Official Video)
YouTube video by GoldenEraRecords
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Always was, always will be Aboriginal land #InvasionDay
Flag of the Torres Strait IslandsAustralian Aboriginal flag
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Confused Raven 🦇 @confusedraven1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
apologies, i meant to say i encourage a boycott of these cons and to let them know exactly why and exactly how much money they will be losing out on
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Somebody's a fan of Clive James 😂 #RhysDarbyFaction
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That Erin @toadpuppy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Fuck Nazis
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only
Hand drawn emoji face that is just a pair of angry staring eyes with no other features
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
How about Bangs AND No Beard
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
OK but like What if Stede has both I'm talking an Unusual Biology internal sheath situation where the head and maybe 2 inches are always poking out and then when he gets aroused it's like he's REALLY a grower
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Inglourious Basterds With Big Naturals The Men With Big Naturals Who Stare At Goats Three Kings With Big Naturals
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain With Big Naturals
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Eagle Fandom BNF ☕️🦬 @trenchologist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Don’t forget to drip water from your taps. Ice events means power outages and you don’t want the thaw to bring a bigger mess.
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Micromanaging (you do not need to know everything about my job) Mandatory RTO for "collaboration" (the office is silent for 90% of the day) Corporate language (wtf does "make whole" even mean) Delaying overdue IT upgrades bc "cost" (please let the file server die bc it would be so fucking funny)
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I highly doubt any of these will ever see the light of day. Some of them I'd forgotten about entirely. I miss my writing brain.
Random fic dialogue

"Take it from a man who [...]"

"I'd love to."

"What?"

"... take it. From you. Vigorously and often."Stede self image

Early 1700s male beauty standards: refined, elegant, makeup, wigs, good legs/arse, smaller upper body

S: broad shoulders & chest (brutish), clothes too loud, bright colours, swishy, prefers his natural hair to wigs, no makeup

Bridgetown: Forces himself into muted

colours, boring clothing cuts, uncomfortable hairstyles, tries to minimise physicality

Revenge: chrysalis

S2: learning that society's standards don't count in pirate world. Also Ed likes his strengthVianton claiming bite

V bottoming, full length face down with A blanketing him, proper bite from the back on the bit between nape and shoulder/collarbone, A holding V in place for it

Leadup/false starts - kissing across shoulders, scrape of teeth, frustration when hickeys won't form, agitation from wolf to claim mate

V isn't expecting it to work, A needs to try, wolf demands it

Partially transformed? Or just teeth maybeOFMD arranged marriage
Opened by me 2 Jan 2024

OFMD Persuasion
Opened by me 2 Jan 2024

OFMD/Black Sails
Opened by me 7 May 2023
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand! (\_/) (°-°) />💣<
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The Kansas City Defender @kcdefender.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BREAKING: Kansas City is one of seven "mega centers" in ICE's planned nationwide concentration camp network. A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen. Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey @politestmenace.bsky.social, look what I brought home today 🥰
Photo of a framed artwork print. The art shows a grassy path through a forested area. The trees are tall with black trunks and light green foliage. One branch in the foreground has yellow flowers. The print is in a black outer frame with a narrow silver border on the inner edge.
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In Australia we have signs that tell you when the birds are fucking
"Black Swan breeding"
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Confused Raven 🦇 @confusedraven1.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ed wrong number texts this question to stede as he’s panicking and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him and is about to send a million apology texts, stede responds with
a skeet from ghostbones (@coorslightbeerwolf.bsky.social)

“is shrek’s dick:
1. dark green
2. same color as the rest of him
3. light green
4. red rocket”a skeet in response to the post in the previous image from geist (@prettyvulgar.bsky.social)

“a girl i worked with told me that she kinda figured most socks were the same color as the dick bearers’ lips were. so.”

they’ve included a gif of shrek looking up and smirking on the post
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
🎵 "He's an outlaw loose and runnin', " came the whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip” 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed like western icon Marty Robbins. He’s crouched over, wearing all black, and holding a revolver.
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AndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#OFMD Can someone please try to help me find a fic I only ever read the summary of? It was published pre-s2's release, IIRC, and was post-reconciliation GB where Stede's been hurt and so the whole crew of The Revenge hides out at Stede's former home with Mary, Doug, and the kids while he heals.
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Just spent 20 minutes discussing ... everything with one of the senior staff members at my job. Oh to be an upper middle class white man with the luxury of ignoring international politics 🙃
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I knew Marles would already be salivating over this 🤬 Fucking embarrassing
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Queer Auntie Trish @insanefoliage.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I have two silly goose canvas tote bags signed by four #OFMD cast members, each with various items from RCCC. I put them together thinking they could go to a fundraiser, but now I’m out of the loop. HELP
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