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LyraTalise

@lyratalise.bsky.social
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40s, they/she, knitter, spinner, and writer. Brain is 80% Our Flag Means Death. pfp @sailorsruin92.bsky.social‬ Find my fics on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/LyraTalis…

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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard Ed was just one apple tall today. 🍎🤏 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of a tiny cartoony Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's super tiny and sitting on top of an apple. He's smiling and is entirely aware of how cute he is.
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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he’s so mad he’s lil
a poorly rendered hirsute blackbeard confronts a poorly rendered green apple
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Jammydormouse @jammydormouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took longer than 2 minutes because my cat decided he’s the only best boy I’m allowed to pay attention to 😂 #ofmdctober
Digital pencil sketch of Ed teach next to an apple. He is in his cat boy suit and is 1 (one) apple tall
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next day bump for this completed #ofmdskyfic ❤️ it even has an en dash in it!! GenAI could never 💅 (also the sometimes hilarious typos) Folly Optimized: archiveofourown.org/works/93559961 #ofmdfic
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Folly Optimized - Chapter 1 - PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one turned out so cute, truly living their best lives 🫪🫪 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Sketch of Ed and Stede from OFMD laying on a couple of beach towels, wearing nothing but speedos and holding hands. Their glorious tummies, stretch marks and body hair are in full display
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Foxy McLuvox 🏴‍☠️ @foxymcluvox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wheeee! #OFMD
A coloured pencil sketch of worm dressed as Ed Teach sailing a red apple ship. It is a take on Richard Scarry's worm driving an apple car.
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember when Ed sat on the bed with his arm over Stede so he could stare like a leather daddy gargoyle at the sweaty raw chicken breast while he had fever dreams and ordered Lucius to bring *them* a cloth? I love Our Flag Means Death so much.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
always gonna make time for Edward Teach, smaller than a peach (because he’s one crabapple tall) #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Black and white digital sketch of a tiny Ed Teach batting his big innocent doe eyes and standing next to an apple, proving that he’s literally one apple tall.
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gina 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @ginadora.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the expression was mostly an accident but i like that he looks like stede is out of frame doing something concerning that no sane person has ever done
a pen drawing of a tiny ed in front of an apple
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he is not even one apple tall!
A poorly drawn picture of Ed Teach being smaller than a large red apple next to him (also poorly drawn)
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's very proud of his work 😤
Small sketch of Ed Teach standing holding his face and smiling, proud of the E + S in a heart he carved on an apple. This is done on a small lime green sticky note
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All right, babes! It’s done! Here’s today’s set of #ofmdskyfic posts, and it’s also fully cross-posted (4.5k total). Yet another whim-prone bit of writing, but no regrets ❤️🤖🍔 archiveofourown.org/works/935599...
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Folly Optimized - Chapter 2 - PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dread pyrate blackbeard
Tiny pen doodle of Ed ‘Blackbeard’ teach standing next to a similarly sized apple
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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There will be amazing things posted for the rest of October, so just take 2 minutes of your day and draw 1 apple tall Ed Teach with me #ofmdctober
 pencil drawing of Ed hiding behind an apple 🍎
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OFMD Rare Ships @ofmdrareships.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wee John Weekend themes announcement! In just over a month, we celebrate #WJW! ALL Wee John fanwork, past and new, is welcome! Any type of fanwork is welcome too. Fic, fanart, podfic, fiber art, crafts, makeup, edits, cosplay, cocktails, music, Lego, headcanons, poetry, drabbles - you name it! 🔥💙🪸
A graphic that reads: Wee John Weekend. Friday November 6, 2026. Black Cat of Death, fire, arts and crafts. Saturday November 7, 2026. Calypso's Birthday, raise a glass, looks and cosplay. Sunday November 8, 2026. Feeney Fun-day, music, fic and podfic. #WJW @OFMDRareShips

Each date includes a related picture of Kristian Nairn portraying Wee John Feeney from hit TV show Our Flag Means Death. OFMD #OFMDFic
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning yoga is the best time 🫪 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Sketch of Ednand Stede from OFMD doing yoga together. Ed is in a warrior pose while Stede is bending to the side with one arm up in the air and a hand touching his leg. Both are wearing boxers and a crop top that rides up, showing their hairy tummies
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh gosh I have been podficced again and it is such a thrill! Thank you @tipsykitty.bsky.social!! archiveofourown.org/works/93533681
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[Podfic] Innkeeper's Valentine | written by red_right_ankle - Tipsy_Kitty - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lavieenframes youtu.be/u49L-Nu0gGo?...
a veeeerrry silly frame with the reference to an old silly song "too sexy" bc it's the moment where stede is shirtless XD
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lavieenframes
a frame, but ed and stede have wings
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lavieenframes
a frame with ed and stede like in thermography with selected heads and writing "explicit expressed intent" and "explicit informed consent"
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#lavieenframes
the left half of the empty silly frame with sounds of passionate love))the right half of silly empty frame with the meme redraw of the "lost pirate from ned low's crew" holding the lovely letter and the breakup robe
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let's gooo #inktober #inktober2026 #inktoberapple #edwardteach #ofmd
official inktober 2026 prompt listEdward Teach as Snow-white with the apple bc the first prompt is "apple"
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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A WIP - “Robert Redford is Depressed” - where Ed returns to his *kind of* childhood home after his mum’s death. Robert Redford is her dog. Stede is the emergency-line vet he’s been calling.
They use the side door this time, bypassing the clinic, which is too bad because Ed so loved that blue hallway with its nautical paintings hung this way and that. He'd like to take time there, study each one up close for clues about Stede, what makes him so interested in ships and shipbuilding. But the house is no less charming, and when Stede takes his leather coat to a hook somewhere, Ed soaks it all in.
Nothing is square or level, nothing is quite straight. He smiles at that - Stede moving into this little farmhouse after coming out to his actual wife, then setting about decorating the coziest, wonkiest, never-straight home. He moves close up to a series of small canvases covered in colorful, exuberant monsters. Many are bright, mustard yellow, some a shocking orange.
Your wife paint these?
Ha. Those, Stede is so close behind Ed he can feel the heat of his breath on his neck, would be from Alma's monster period.
Quite something, aren't they?
Fucking love them.
Me too. During those first months after the divorce she did nothing but sit at that table
- Stede gestures toward a well loved old- Stede gestures toward a well loved old pine table in the kitchen - and paint. She was oh, 6-7ish? Lu - that's her younger brother - he could not have given two shits less. He just wanted to be out there with the cows.
Apple/tree, huh?
Something like that, I suppose.
Stede hands Ed a glass of wine, and Ed notices Stede's glass is just sparkling water.
Sorry mate - if you don't drink, I don't need to -
Oh! Haha. No. Love a glass or four of wine, actually, but I'm your driver tonight, remember? You and the famous, Mr.
Robert Redford. Precious cargo. Water is just fine. Maybe another time, I can show you around the brewpub's menu and we can both Uber home.
Ed is hot. Blushing on his neck, why did that make him so hot? Precious cargo, such a dad line, such a DAD house, everything so soft and colorful and well-used, and here is Stede not having a single glass of wine with dinner just because he has to get Ed home safely.
Fuck his ears are on fucking fire
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A rare #wipwednesday from me, featuring retirement era Stede #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Cropped image of Stede laying down on a blanket and pillow with an arm tucked behind his head, looking relaxed af. He is reclining on the base of a tree and isn't wearing a shirt. Sketch is done in grey blue hues with light green background
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BB🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️Stedephile @tanteclem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For #WIPWednesday, here's a snip from the @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social fic I'm cooking up with @bakerbelle.bsky.social Stede's love language is pretty much "cake" in this.
“Point taken,” he said. “Anyway, let me drive you home. It’s late and you’ve been through a lot. I don’t want you to collapse in the street, you still seem a bit shaky.”
 
“That’s just because I haven’t had dinner,” Ed said dismissively.
 
“Oh god, Ed, what was I thinking? You must be starving! I’ll get you something!” Stede shouted, already half on his way to the kitchen to make Ed a sandwich, cursing himself for being so negligent of Ed’s needs.
 
“I’ll take this if it’s okay,” Ed said, pointing at the piece of chocolate tart Stede had abandoned on the table earlier, with an expression on his face that would have put a shelter puppy trying to get adopted to shame.
 
“Oh, of course,” Stede replied. “I was actually saving that for you …”
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Ash the Villain 💖💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last day of #EdsSensualSeptember and I'm sliding in with the Week 4 prompt of Mirror and choosing the colour of pink, with the fabric of velvet! Hope you've enjoyed the last few weeks of sensuality! #SensualSeptember #TheVillainsArt #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #SensualEdvents
Digital illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death posed lounging in a large bed with rumpled sheets. He is facing away from the viewer, with his buttocks and back on display, while holding up a small hand mirror to peek back at the viewer. Next to him is a large leopard, also lounging, but looking back over it’s shoulder towards the viewer. The image is painted in monochrome greys with Ed’s tattoos highlighted in white and. The leopard is hot pink with white whisker highlights. The ends of Ed’s hair in a messy bun and blushes across Ed’s bum and cheeks are hot pink. Behind Ed is a cascade of curtains with a star lantern suspended above Ed’s face and illuminating the frame with a yellow glow. The mirror in Ed’s hand has a yellow frame and in the image, Ed’s yellow eye can be seen. The leopard also has yellow eyes.
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Emergency ART SALE tomorrow, October 1 🔥 20 unique originals, 10 different fandoms :з This time there are also little A5 arts with special prices! Every original is signed, every order will be sent out with surprise postcards! 💌 Please, share this post and thank you so much for supporting me! ❤️‍🩹
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ace & Aro OFMD Fandom Survey results are in! 💜💚 Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who participated, 157 responses far exceeded my expectations Recommend viewing on desktop instead of mobile if you are able, tinyurl.com/yb695t57 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #Aromantic #Asexual
Graphic for the Ace & Aro Our Flag Means Death Fandom Survey. The background is a pale blue. The header text is a purple handwritten font. The body text reads: "A community survey for asexual and aromantic fans of Our Flag Means Death, conducted anonymously July - Aug 2026". On the left side of the text there is an image of a green bottle with a letter inside and on the right is a matching purple bottle.
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm stuck in a 9 panel art limbo 😩 #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Page divided in 9 frames from OFMD season 1 episode 1. 1st frame is a sketch of the Revenge, 2nd frame is Stede's legs on the rope ladder, 3rd is the Revenge door to the captain's quarters, 4th frame is Stede looking angrily at out of frame Badminton, 5th is the stolen fern, 6th is young Stede, 7th is still empty, 8th is the whale paper weight and 9th shows the 4 pirate flags made by the crew
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dbSaveOFMD (Danielle)💜🏴‍☠️ @dbsaveofmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ch 3 of “Shroom at the Inn” is posted! Thank you to everyone who is going on this silly, heartfelt journey with me & @mistymountain83.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫
Chapter 3: An Orc in the Road

Summary:

Stede visits the Law Offices of Spanish and Swede to learn about his inheritance and receives a disconcerting letter
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
short oh my days snippet from chapter 18 of for wip wednesday because i haven't had much writing time lately
Maybe it was time to retire. Maybe it was time to just fuck off somewhere— maybe even back to New Zealand, why the fuck not— and just stare at walls or something. Waiting around to die felt a little dramatic— he could recognize that, at least— but living how he was living… It just didn't feel like it was working out anymore, or if it was, it wasn't working out the way he wanted it to. Maybe he'd lost his spark, or maybe he'd just gotten complacent. Maybe he needed to try painting, or something— sculpture, even; just something completely different, something where no one expected anything from him and he didn't expect anything from himself. (That was asking a lot, though; he always expected something from himself, and that was probably the whole problem.)

He couldn't bear to stick around for notes that night, lest he suggest something that made things worse again. He passed a few of the thoughts he'd jotted down off to Anne and excused himself with a quick kiss on the cheek, hoping to god that there'd be no one lingering around the theater who might recognize him on the way out and try to talk, even if it was to say something nice about the show— even if they meant it.
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Mint @515253545.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little doodle for @scholiast.bsky.social 💛💛 from the other day
Stede taking care of a sick Ed
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All right my lovelies! The first part of this #ofmdskyfic is cross-posted (and has fewer grammatical errors 😅) many thanks to the fabulous @blackdelphinium.bsky.social for the title 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/935599...
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Folly Optimized - Chapter 1 - PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something different for #OFMD #WIPWednesday. I'm working on the series' "group photo" for Your Time Starts Now. These have been drawn freehand using references & an initial tracing. Need to revisit Archie, Ed (faces) & Stede (shoe). Very proud of Izzy, scared I'll ruin him when I start pen-lining.
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The belly kiss was so cuuuute 😭 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Sketch of Trans Ed and Trans Stede standing close together with their bellies touching, kissing each other. It is very adorable
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I see a lot of talk today about conversations we wish we’d been able to see in s2, so for #TakeTwoTuesday I’ll rec the very first podfic I made. I learned how to made podfics specifically because I needed one of This Story. #ofmd
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love him sm 😭 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
A sketch of Trans Ed doing a biiiiig stretch, with his tummy out, only wearing a small pair of boxers.
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for believing in me, @gentlerevenge.bsky.social and @happydaiz.bsky.social! Hope you enjoy this bit of silliness: archiveofourown.org/works/93540421
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WIPWednesday for Ch 7 of Several Inches Deep, in which everyone else arrives at the resort. #OFMDfic
Stede’s smile became less bright, but he was clearly fighting to stay positive. “Mary. I meant to tell you about it yesterday and then got derailed by the other thing. My family is here for a post-Christmas winter break. Mary, Doug, and the kids. And Mary’s friend Evelyn and her service Maine coon, Ned. The whole crowd, really.”

“Oh.”

“I didn’t tell you initially because I wasn’t sure it would matter, and your people are arriving today too, aren’t they?”

“Are they?” Ed was kind of doubtful. He may have given up looking at his phone because he’d been occupied in the best way for the last several days, but several was the key thing here. His vacation was only meant to be three days, and that time was apparently already gone. “Fuck,” he groaned, and then giving into the need to be dramatic about it, he flopped backward onto Stede’s pillows and pulled the wonderfully soft blanket over his head.

Stede sat down on the bed next to him and leaned in. “I can tell them you’re sick.”

“We have a really shitty culture of presenteeism. I’d still need to give my talk.” 

“Lost snowshoeing, but we have a search party out.”

“Kidnapped by Mothman,” Ed suggested. “Nah, Izzy would never believe it.”

“You could say you need more time.” Stede offered the suggestion with a tentativeness that made him sound like he was worried about overstepping.
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give me some scenarios to draw Ed's AND Stede's tummies in more pls and thank you
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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
616 words in the doc today, sapphic musicians sequel: ed and terrible lesbian stede's wedding edition may actually get written at this rate. jim and archie (aka throwing knives) get roped into performing...
“You know the words,” Archie said. “We used to do this one at gigs, remember? It just goes, ‘I’m crazy on you! Dun nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuhhhhh. Craaaazy on you!’”

“Like ten years ago!” Jim said through gitted teeth. “And there’s definitely more to it than that.”
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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let this serve as my #taketwotuesday and yes both entries *will* be relevant archiveofourown.org/series/4882738
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yours for so long - tragicallynerdy, yerbamansa - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉 @notstraycollie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a really gorgeous fic. Worth revisiting the inn for 🥰
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stede doesn’t know why he’s here. Which is virtually always the case, sure. And yeah, there’s an ostensible reason. But this time, he really, truly, genuinely can’t say what possessed him to go through with this. #ofmdskyfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favorite fics I've written, plus it comes with art now by @libroseitm.bsky.social :)) #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfic
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter 6 of Several Inches Deep in which Stede gives Ed a unprofessional massage, and Ed tells a story. #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/910692...
Title card for OFMD fanfic - Several Inches Deep, title is in white script on a blue background with a soft focus image of falling snow. The bottom third of the image has the accumulated snow and across it is the byline in blue text, by LyraTalise, underneath in the same font but smaller is 60k words and Rated E.
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe I’ve never read this incredibly sweet fic before by @bookknobs.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/chapters/138...
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Delicious - Chapter 1 - BookknobsandBroomsticks - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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MistyMountain | Save OFMD @mistymountain83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello pirate friends! I’d love to invite you to my first ever completed fanfic, an AU based on the classic 80’s movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles.” If you like road trips, misadventures, silliness and romance, this story is for you. Please join me :) #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/933975...
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GerlindeMoon @gerlindemoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been in my own little world that’s been trying to avoid…the world. But hey, I had the pleasure and absolute honor of doing frame #1 💕
A digital illustration of a frame shot from Our Flag Means Death. The image is of Stede grasping onto Ed before he pulls him in for a kiss. There is a golden arch way above them with a single flame, shining light between them. Ed is glowing with pinks that transitions into dark purples. Stede has golds and pinks for his silhouette. Surrounding them is a night sky with twinkling stars that arrange from purples and pinks while the bottom half of the image is pink dreamy, billowy clouds.
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Margo @margopox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chapter 5 of Ed’s World is here. Ed runs an errand and ends up going on an accidental adventure. Oops. 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/921191...
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Ed’s World - Chapter 5 - Madfic105 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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