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S.A. Small

@slysmall.bsky.social
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Mixed-up sociologist in a world he has only a minor role in reconstituting. Retired Jeopardy champ w/ a PhD and anxiety; does not suffer fools gladly. Mostly proud USC alum and embittered C*l alum. The Bay over everywhere. [he/him] ✌🏽

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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ragin' Radioactive Revenant Frogs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally a talisman for untouchable losers who want to spy on people and be monitored 24/7 by even worse ones
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another day, another civilian I've heroically (and thanklessly) spared from my Withering Internal Monologue. 🦸🏼‍♂️
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me (weeks ago): *sends email with specific questions* Them (yesterday): Are you free for a call at 8am on Tuesday? Me (yesterday): Sure Them (today, Tuesday): So, do you have any specific questions? Me:
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Bad Date: Screaming Internally
Alt: GIF of a woman with a loud-but-delightful shirt on a bad date. She's nodding with her eyebrows raised, her eyes squinting, and her mouth pursed in a pained smile. Seated across from her (his face hidden by the camera angle) is a man talking (inanely and incessantly, one presumes). The caption: "[Screaming Internally]"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A galvanizing collection of reflections if you are (like me) a person who writes sometimes.
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Annie Dillard Gave It All | Defector
Following this week’s news that the brilliant writer Annie Dillard has died at age 81, some Defector staffers wrote about what her work and example have meant to them. Much is made of Dillard’s genius...
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we will 100% lose 2028 if this man is the candidate.
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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enforce Quarantines for Cases A passenger with measles passed through at least six counties on Amtrak – Alameda, Butte, Kern, Los Angeles, Sacramento and San Joaquin – while making multiple transfers. www.ktvu.com/news/califor...
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California health department notifies of measles exposure from unvaccinated Amtrak passenger
The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) is urging residents to get their measles vaccination after notifying the public of an exposure from an Amtrak passenger who traveled on the rail syste...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can tell Kirk Herbstreit is a rock-ribbed republican by how effortlessly he lies and how stupid he thinks I am
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This whole thing is sickening
In past conflicts, preparing lists of proposed targets — work that includes assessing how they align with an operation’s objectives — had taken hours for staffers to complete. Ahead of the US attack on Iran, much of that work was condensed into several minutes via Maven, people involved in the Pentagon’s internal review said.

Officials involved in the investigation pointed to gaps that they said were left after Hegseth dismantled most of the Pentagon’s civilian harm mitigation, or CHM, units — cutting headcount across a number of teams by roughly 90% to fewer than 20 staff members, people with direct knowledge of the matter said. Centcom’s team was reduced from 10 to 1.

No CHM team member reviewed the Minab site before the strike, according to officials involved in the internal investigation. That was a consequence of the cuts in staffing but also a decision not to involve the group in planning and operations, the officials said. While not mandatory, that sort of review had become routine in recent years, they added. It’s unclear whether such checks, which include mapping the civilian environment, assessing noncombatant presence and developing lower-risk strike options, would have been enough to raise questions about the Minab site.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jerry Seinfeld (the fictionalized one) looms over an old woman before forcibly dispossessing her of a marbled rye, except he's wearing a Kylo Ren helmet.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"It looks like you can't keep my name out of your f**king mouth. Would you like some help with that?"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The First Order of pumpkin spice will soon be upon us...
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really wish I had the curriculum development chops (read: literally any curriculum development chops) to do this job, but what an amazing opportunity for [insert successful candidate] to work with @acharityhudley.bsky.social on Black-centric, liberatory pedagogy...!
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Social Science Research Scholar
ABOUT US The Stanford Graduate School of Education (GSE) is dedicated to solving education's greatest challenges. Through rigorous research, model training programs and partnerships with educators wor...
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously: 404media.co/cops-search-...
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Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’
The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Cut out the middle-Dan and vote for someone who can think for themselves."
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#FIBAWWC starting lineups, [insert country] vs. USA: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 🙂🙂🤨🙂🙂
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As both an academic and a writer, I am repelled by the "this looks like a long document. Would you like me to summarize it for you?" that seems to appear at the top of every pdf viewer now. NO. The *entire point* of good writing (either books or journal papers) is that every sentence has a purpose.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People who continue to pursue a technology under these circumstances are either massive liars or truly believe this and are persisting anyway, and either way they are rotten people who should be removed from all forms of power and access.
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Thoughtful Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
killing that which does not live? preposterous
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2019 was the year @williammaranci.bsky.social achieved Peak Mashup:
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System of a Down - B.Y.O.B. But it's Take Me Home, Country Roads
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I noted during the recent Belfast riots that a certain kind of man is not really interested in protecting women & girls; he's interested in protecting the exclusive right of his kind of man to abuse and control women and girls.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th anniversary to the brilliant universe of Star Trek, and all who made it possible. Live long and prosper. 🖖
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 05/09/2026
Huge congratulations to the US-based Wikimedia Foundation employees who voted with 92% support in favor of unionizing, and shoutout to the tireless work of the organizers.
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Wikimedia Foundation Workers Overwhelmingly Vote to Form Union with CWA
U.S. workers form first recognized unit as global union movement builds across Wikimedia Foundation
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It was never going to stop with Jason Arday. Our resident Bluesky creeper Ben Ryan is now turning his attacks onto Jason Arday's students--no doubt the fact that the student is a Black woman has nothing to do with Ryan and Wright's apparent concern for "academic rigor"
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Cambridge Said Jason Arday Was an ‘Aberration.’ So Why Was the Shaky PhD Thesis He Approved Sealed Until 2031?
Substack link: https://benryan.substack.com/p/cambridge-says-jason-arday-was-an
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 and I obtained a Cambridge PhD thesis—one of questionable academic rigor—that Dr. Arday examined and that was put under a new, five-year embargo just after the scandal about Dr. Arday broke.

The PhD thesis of a student in Cambridge’s Faculty of Education—in which the late Jason Arday held a professorial chair, in the sociology of education, until he resigned hours after Cambridge on Aug. 5 announced it was investigating him—has been put under what British and Canadian academics have told Colin Wright and me is a remarkably long embargo, shielding it from public view until 2031.

Crucially, among the panelists who reviewed the thesis was Dr. Arday himself.

The thesis, which we have obtained and which we review in this Substack, raises important questions about whether the Faculty of Education, including Dr. Arday’s own contributions, let down the basic standards of higher education.Written by Damilola Folayan, the thesis is entitled Of, but not in: A poetic exploration of how Black women students respond to the coloniality of Oxbridge—referring to the portmanteau of Oxford and Cambridge. It garnered her a coveted Cambridge PhD in 2025. Following what’s known as an autoethnographic style, it is in essence an epic poetry-slam interpretation of the plight of Dr. Folayan and three other black women at Oxbridge and their experiences navigating, with considerable ambivalence, these historically, and still overwhelmingly, white elite institutions.

The sprawling thesis unabashedly thumbs its nose at the rigors and demands of academia even as it demands in return an elite PhD and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This election season, our team at the UW Center for an Informed Public will again be working to help people navigate the increasingly convoluted information flows surrounding U.S. Elections. Since 2020, we’ve tracked rumors about voting & election integrity. uwcip.substack.com/p/our-electi...
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Our election rumor research work is ramping up for the 2026 U.S. midterms
Subscribe to our Election Rumor Rundowns, get in touch, and collaborate
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
55 years ago today, the Pittsburgh Pirates fielded the first all-Black/Hispanic starting line-up in MLB history.
Colored-pencil card drawings of Rennie Stennett, Gene Clines, Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, Manny Sanguillen, Dave Cash, Al Oliver, Jackie Hernandez, and Dock Ellis
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Useful discussion in the replies (both by OP and others) about an overreliance by the league on more masculinist models of sporting culture in promoting the league.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/09/2026
‘Pundit’ comes from the Hindi word ‘paṇḍit,’ a term of respect for a wise person. Its ultimate source is the Sanskrit word ‘paṇḍita,’ meaning “learned.” It now usually means…something different.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hip-hop: "Real G's move in silence" The French, apparently: "Real E's move in silence"
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Cracking a Delicious Creme Brulee
Alt: GIF of a disembodied hand cracking the caramelized top layer of a crème brûlée with a spoon. (I say "disembodied" because only the hand is visible and I wouldn't presume to say whether or not the hand is attached to a whole body.) Note that in the proper spelling of crème brûlée, two of the four e's have accent marks and two do not.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey Basketball Network and Jonas Panerio: If you’re going to publish an entire story using multiple quotes from John Salley taken directly from my podcast, LISA GUERRERO UNLEASHED, please credit me. It’s called journalism and it’s the right thing to do.  www.basketballnetwork.net/off-the-cour...
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"They don't cry like they do in the NBA" - John Salley says he'd rather watch WNBA than NBA
Salley believes the WNBA delivers a tougher, more enjoyable brand of basketball.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/09/2026
Post from me:

REPUBLICANS: Democrats are antichrists and must be put against the wall.

DEMOCRATS: Let's work together with our friends across the aisle.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You just posted that for clout" in point of fact, I posted it in a misguided effort to impress like three specific mutuals; any broader exposure it achieved is honestly a somewhat dubious bonus.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes—it’s been 12 years (!) and this remains one of the most prescient pieces of media criticism ever written. And everything has only gotten worse. deadspin.com/the-future-o...
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Deadspin | The Future Of The Culture Wars Is Here, And It's Gamergate
Deadspin | The Future Of The Culture Wars Is Here, And It's Gamergate
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