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Journee Tonga is one of maybe the nicest most decent kids I’ve ever had the pleasure to teach and that he turned down offers to go preferred walk on at BYU and just scored fills me with joy beyond description. He’s just a fucking great kid.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hear me out…Lincoln Riley should go back to Oklahoma

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Norvell is so incredibly fired and it might happen tomorrow and it may happen on Sunday and it may happen in December but this is an incredibly fired human being and the faster everyone can move on the faster everybody can move on. It’s a mercy to let him pack his shit and move on.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you don’t have to care what donald trump says at rallies. he shits his pants in public and falls asleep in public. we’re all just waiting for him to shuffle off so we can go through his pockets to look for money.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lanterns was great, man. Just really good.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

grip it and rip it, rex grossman’s spirit lives on in our nation’s capital

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m soft like cotton candy so the Iowa wave to the children’s hospital hits me every time

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jake Plummer was so fucking amazing at Arizona state I named my cat Jake Plummer and I went to UCLA. Let’s all be careful about what we say

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sumrall might be the perfect blend of really great coach and pretend country ass muther fucker to do some damage at Florida.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social wayne knight did the thing again, this time out of the quarterback spot

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tosh Lupoi not running out to meet the opposing head coach is not because he is an asshole, it is because he is the dumbest human being you’ve ever met. He just quite seriously does not know what to do after a game.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Left handed quarterbacks. I’m currently working on a doctoral thesis on this subject.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ronan Hanafin playing for Clemson, I did not know the Irish were welcome at Clemson these days. Seems pretty woke.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Barry Sanders of insects, can’t teach this

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Won’t happen but I hope Manchester City gets railed so hard by the Football Association they feel like they’ve been fucked by a train. SMU death penalty. Relegation to the Football League.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i don’t know how to say it delicately but these are the fucking most mentally dumb people on planet earth

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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

he has no juice. juiceless human being.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i just know his father has never done a single thing wrong in his life and please tell him i said that

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My personal opinion is that roving bands of terror squads murdering people is seriously not fun

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I one hundred percent woke up this morning and said oh shit I have covid and I took a test and turns out I’m just regular flu guy over here. So…hooray, I guess?

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wine buzzed at 9:15am, I totally get it.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

run the fucking shit out of the football. that’s all I want.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Madden throws an insanely gorgeous ball he is also a twig. But he can spin it.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How is it 10:36pm and I am in the third quarter of a UCLA game on the west coast.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social i’ve said this before but wayne knight is just a perfect little guy. He scored again just being very fungible. flexible little guy.

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

parking lot football, we love to see it

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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026