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S.A. Small

@slysmall.bsky.social
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Mixed-up sociologist in a world he has only a minor role in reconstituting. Retired Jeopardy champ w/ a PhD and anxiety; does not suffer fools gladly. Mostly proud USC alum and embittered C*l alum. The Bay over everywhere. [he/him] ✌🏽

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 18h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is #RelateableContent. 😓
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i get really annoyed by "how will this age" discussions of media because i do think there's cases where its valid but imo it's mostly pointless to try to create a "timeless" work of art because time moves forward no matter what
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A highly-agitated Ned Flanders sardonically cups his ear with Lisa Simpson and a throng of Springfieldians in the background, except a photo of Rahm Emanuel's head has been crudely pasted over Lisa's face. Caption: "Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Rahm Emanuel, centrist media's answer to a question no one asked!"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Salesman: *slaps roof* This bad boy can fit so many knobs in it...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would you like to see an R-rated musical directed by Chris Nolan and starring Jim Carrey? Of course you would. (No, you wouldn't.) tentpolegame.com/m/RZYg1bYrAjjE
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The Weight of a Chord — Tentpole
“He wrote the ending first.” — Musical biopic, rated R, dir. Christopher Nolan. $273M domestic · 63/100 · Popcorn hit. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/10/2026
We still don't call Twitter "X" and the motherfucker seriously thinks we're gonna call that shit "Skydance" LMFAO
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can see the headline now: "Noodle-Armed Brick-Thrower Arrested After Failed Attempt to Protest WNBA All-Defense Votes"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was hoping that Gabby Williams would get the DPOY nod (#homerism) but congrats to Angel Reese. I WILL RIOT, however, if there are less than three Valkyries on the All-Defensive teams.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the wrong hands, the ukulele is an instrument of weaponized sound.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The people who make Required Training Videos know that they don't *have* to have music for these, right? That the music actively makes the experience worse?
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"This fucking guy" --- Me, every time I see this dude officiating a game. (Un-fun fact: he's reffed two straight Game 2s for the Valkyries.)
refmetrics.com
Roy Gulbeyan - WNBA Referee | 460 Games Officiated | RefMetrics
Roy Gulbeyan is a WNBA official who has worked 460 games from 2013 through 2026. View career foul statistics, crew assignments, game-by-game history, and officiating trends on RefMetrics.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ragin' Radioactive Revenant Frogs
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"oLd sALt wiLL nO LoNgEr eNgAgE"
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Samuel L Jackson Thats All You Had To Say
Alt: From Pulp Fiction: a blood-splattered and Jheri-curled Samuel L. Jackson (Maestro of Effusive Obscenity) jocularly intones into a telephone, "Shit, Negro! That's all you had to say...!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally a talisman for untouchable losers who want to spy on people and be monitored 24/7 by even worse ones
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another day, another civilian I've heroically (and thanklessly) spared from my Withering Internal Monologue. 🦸🏼‍♂️
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm trying to have some empathy for the fact that this other person has clearly been saddled with a lot of work organizing an event (that I strongly suspect someone else will take all or most of the credit for), but they could have saved both of us some time by actually reading my initial email. 😓
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me (weeks ago): *sends email with specific questions* Them (yesterday): Are you free for a call at 8am on Tuesday? Me (yesterday): Sure Them (today, Tuesday): So, do you have any specific questions? Me:
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Bad Date: Screaming Internally
Alt: GIF of a woman with a loud-but-delightful shirt on a bad date. She's nodding with her eyebrows raised, her eyes squinting, and her mouth pursed in a pained smile. Seated across from her (his face hidden by the camera angle) is a man talking (inanely and incessantly, one presumes). The caption: "[Screaming Internally]"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A galvanizing collection of reflections if you are (like me) a person who writes sometimes.
defector.com
Annie Dillard Gave It All | Defector
Following this week’s news that the brilliant writer Annie Dillard has died at age 81, some Defector staffers wrote about what her work and example have meant to them. Much is made of Dillard’s genius...
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we will 100% lose 2028 if this man is the candidate.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i already said this elsewhere but: converse is a global company with a global market and everyone has the internet.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Paramount+ DESTROYS Twilight Zone With Spoiler Titles | Live Reaction Video"
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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enforce Quarantines for Cases A passenger with measles passed through at least six counties on Amtrak – Alameda, Butte, Kern, Los Angeles, Sacramento and San Joaquin – while making multiple transfers. www.ktvu.com/news/califor...
ktvu.com
California health department notifies of measles exposure from unvaccinated Amtrak passenger
The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) is urging residents to get their measles vaccination after notifying the public of an exposure from an Amtrak passenger who traveled on the rail syste...
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or maybe she gets lots of migraines trying to think through the policy implications of the GOP platform. 🙃
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Her gender ain't gonna affirm itself...! 🤷🏽‍♂️
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And I've never heard of a trans person being an abusive coach. Cis men on the other hand... 😬
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Zipline Ronnie @ziplineronnie77.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can tell Kirk Herbstreit is a rock-ribbed republican by how effortlessly he lies and how stupid he thinks I am
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This whole thing is sickening
In past conflicts, preparing lists of proposed targets — work that includes assessing how they align with an operation’s objectives — had taken hours for staffers to complete. Ahead of the US attack on Iran, much of that work was condensed into several minutes via Maven, people involved in the Pentagon’s internal review said.

Officials involved in the investigation pointed to gaps that they said were left after Hegseth dismantled most of the Pentagon’s civilian harm mitigation, or CHM, units — cutting headcount across a number of teams by roughly 90% to fewer than 20 staff members, people with direct knowledge of the matter said. Centcom’s team was reduced from 10 to 1.

No CHM team member reviewed the Minab site before the strike, according to officials involved in the internal investigation. That was a consequence of the cuts in staffing but also a decision not to involve the group in planning and operations, the officials said. While not mandatory, that sort of review had become routine in recent years, they added. It’s unclear whether such checks, which include mapping the civilian environment, assessing noncombatant presence and developing lower-risk strike options, would have been enough to raise questions about the Minab site.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fractal wackness.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You mean the not-at-all parodic sci-fi action movie? 🙃
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jerry Seinfeld (the fictionalized one) looms over an old woman before forcibly dispossessing her of a marbled rye, except he's wearing a Kylo Ren helmet.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"It looks like you can't keep my name out of your f**king mouth. Would you like some help with that?"
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This makes Adam Silver look like a mark. Of all the players he could reach out to, is she even in the top fifty in terms of standing or connections?
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The First Order of pumpkin spice will soon be upon us...
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And me! They'll be all like "who???" but that's a running joke we have where they pretend not to know.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really wish I had the curriculum development chops (read: literally any curriculum development chops) to do this job, but what an amazing opportunity for [insert successful candidate] to work with @acharityhudley.bsky.social on Black-centric, liberatory pedagogy...!
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously: 404media.co/cops-search-...
404media.co
Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’
The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Cut out the middle-Dan and vote for someone who can think for themselves."
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#FIBAWWC starting lineups, [insert country] vs. USA: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 🙂🙂🤨🙂🙂
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I sometimes joke that it should be spelled "Jake Llloyd" because poor Jake caught an L on account of George's writing and directing. 😓
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S.A. Small @slysmall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"UN-LI-HIMMITED [RIZZ]...!" ⚡⚡⚡
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