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Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 23h
Judges only type in all caps when they are in extreme distress, etc.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21h
Divine Deablo is the football version of God Shammgod
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/10/2026
tfw when you're in a coma for 18 days
rock me sexy jesus

(steve coogan in hamlet ii)
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Restaurants get their boneless wings from skates and rays.
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude Ranch Doritos
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eliezer Yudkowsky IRL
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get equipped with simple today
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bin lorry just turned up on the wrong day, and i have never seen my cat so OFFENDED by something.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
plus now he has a bunch of Doobie Uncles
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Hawaiʻi Pacific Parks Association @hawaiipacificparks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Holei Sea Arch had been showing signs of instability for years. In 2022, large surf from Tropical Storm Darby took a chunk of the natural sea arch and park rangers warned it could collapse at any time. #HVNP #HoleiSeaArch
sfgate.com
Hawaii's famed Holei Sea Arch is gone forever
The arch is believed to have been 550 years old.
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cover of FHWA report "Model Pedestrian Safety Program: User's guide" from April 1987. Illustration of four walking figures - like those on a crosswalk sign - receding into the distance.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s basically this, for 400 pages
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right-wing Canadian men have the same access to the history of what was done to Indigenous children as we do, but many refuse to care. I decided to tell them that history as if the children had been white instead.
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prices shouldn’t have decimal places. Why even have a money that permits you to pay with pieces of it. I gave you a shave AND a haircut and you think a fourth of a dollar is satisfactory recompense? I’m calling the police
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After being raped by a man on my hall sophomore year, I couldn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and failed several classes. I had to take out student loans so I could retake those credits. We almost never talk about the financial toll of campus sexual assault on survivors.
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I enjoy the IT franchise but I gotta say It Follows and It Ends do not answer the many lingering questions about why this keeps happening to groups of young adults.
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Robert Francis @birdhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like I hope it's obvious by now that all the "MeToo went too far!" bleating is because it got rapists in trouble and they don't think rapists should get in trouble.
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helloharvi.bsky.social @helloharvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whatever smokescreen she wants to put up, this is the same thing Frank Seddio did for her, the same thing Vito Lopez did for him, and on and on. It's appointing your successor. The voters spoke in June and they spoke based on the rules that existed at the time. That's 42 elected DLs voting 4 chair.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For better or worse it’s going to have to be DFW’s BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN
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Jose Martinez @jmartineznyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CAN YOU DIG IT?!?! Tunnel-boring machine takes a spin in big step for Hudson River rail tunnel job. Story in @thecityreporter.nyc www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/28/g...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
referencing In Concert (2×LP, Album, Reissue, Gatefold Cover) CBS 88601

It's not mentioned anywhere, but this edition is a misprint. To play the disc in the correct order, you must first play side 1 then side 4 which is the opposite side of side 1 (like a normal disc in fact), and finish with the second disc with side 2 , and side 3 which are in reality, sides 3 and side 4. The auto-coupling announced is therefore not real but the indications on the labels are not correct.david cross losing his mind in the "pre-taped call in show" sketch
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy retirement to Justin Verlander. Here’s a throwback to me helping Kate Upton change your Wikipedia photo for my talk show WikiWhat!
Me and Kate Upton sitting at a computer in a fake doctor’s office. She is saying: He should get his picture changed. It’s not what he looks like.Kate Upton looking at Justin Verlander’s wikipedia page. She’s saying: He has that hat crease it’s just mean.Kate pointing at a picture in a mosaic of pictures as I watch. She’s saying says: “Look how cute this one is. You can even cut me out.”
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mary Magdalene, on a Sunday afternoon about 2,000 years ago.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eating a balanced diet of Chicago style hot dogs and award winning bloody marys.
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After Hours (1985) Director: Martin Scorsese Cast: Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette, Verna Bloom, Thomas Chong, Linda Fiorentino, Teri Garr, John Heard, Richard Cheech Marin, Catherine O'Hara Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie After Hours. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs up.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oooooo big stretch
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Houston Rockets GM in 2000
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rfk jr looks like a ren and stimpy disgusting close up
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
i'm not motivated by money, i'm not motivated by anything
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every day i wake up w a song preloaded in my head. ah you’d think so but it kinda feels more like a curse. but so today’s sounds like Green Day but i can't tell which. it just morphs into some other green day song when i try to ID it. was it every green day song at once? oh are they all Like That?
tilda swinton talking to the sound guy from Memoria
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HAL-9000's eyeHAL-9000's eye but slightly cocked
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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FAQ Schwarz @sloculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some good news: many Pizza Huts are actually covered in daisies now.
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
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kaylie (evil) @basketghoul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We always see terrible things here, so I thought I’d share something good: Sandy Hook Promise has officially prevented 20 school shootings through their anonymous reporting system!! Twenty tragedies averted!!! Learn more about the org here: www.sandyhookpromise.org
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one of the violences of the whiggish view of history as a form of uniform, telic progress towards the present is that it obscures surprising ways in which things we regard as markers of mass convenience and affluence actually reflect an overall decay in social mobility or public prosperity
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19/09/2026
Take a test drive of the new Ford AO3
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think some parents believe they get to decide what becones a “core memory” for their child
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/09/2026
shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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