Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletNied [5'7"] @nied.bsky.social · 7hBiden literally did the mythical One Phone Call that would stop Israel in it's tracks, &... it didn't stop Israel in it's tracks. 1036583
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletEli Sennesh @elisennesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We elected Joe Biden and had the first episode of wage compression and falling inequality in my entire life and everyone from conservatives to the Left proceeded to pitch an absolute shit-fit that normies could materially improve their lives without buying into cult doctrines. 1129990
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know they heard it before I walked in, but when I sat down with my sizzling fajita platter and the interviewer had that universal “dang, why didn’t I order that?” face I knew I had the job. 000
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletThe okayest poster there is @ok-post-guy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, the only thing we're "done with" is giving a shit what underemployed Bush-era teenage Republicans say as they approach 40 and cast about for a personality 3038760
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletEffy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice @mseffy.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026Going back in time to confirm whether Genghis Khan "knew what a woman was" only for the Khan to stare me dead in the face and say "There are at least three. Don't play games with me, kid." 59016
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think a legal ban on top surgery for minors would be bad and dumb but “if we don’t get express affirmative rhetorical support for gender transition surgery for minors from candidates in red states just before an election we might as well let the fascists win” is an insane position to hold 214713
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 24/09/2026People are not sharing the lesbian bar masking story because we think that’s what all lesbians or people with pronouns are like We’re sharing it because we all know these kind of bullies, they’ve terrorized us personally, and we’re tired of it in a time when real oppression is happening 319622
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletGrudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If the WH banned my outlet the next thing I’m doing is a series on Trump & Epstein. 616844
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletIn Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AHHHH 9582
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710270774
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RW chud pundit: “ ok but did they die from the Iran war or with the Iran war?” 020
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Democrats could easily win more elections if they just focused on the issues that American voters actually care about that's why i'm going on TV to say the United States is worse than al-Qaeda 2039455
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145142808
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletsartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 16/09/2026highly recommend not spending ur twenties learning to "deal with it on your own" and actually making connections and becoming comfortable asking for and accepting help 813239
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One thing that’s true is that billionaires don’t really seem to have a problem distinguishing between the two political parties. 5216
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletJeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If Paxton loses to Talarico after basing his entire campaign around trans people it will prove to the right that they can't squeeze any more blood from the stone. If he wins, the lesson is that hating trans people could even save even a loser like Paxton. 726362
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning. 61444328
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 14/09/2026I am simply never ever going to agree with the socially convenient opinion that people advocating for non-voting are not dangerous or deserving of sanction this is a thing you believe because you have these people in your social circles and you're not willing to pay the price of dealing with it 19918
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletHis Bark Materials🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like maybe we shouldn’t trust the people whose entire worldview revolves around accelerationism when it comes to LGBT rights and how bad things might get if Republicans hold onto congress in November. 1336
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It really is interesting a lot of big bluesky accounts have gone from the start of Trump II >trump is canceling the elections >elon will just hack them >they are just gonna buy them >whatever voting is pointless anyways 1131244
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026anyway we’re going to win huge in November and it isn’t going to solve everything right away, or even later, but it will make things meaningfully better in both the short term and the long term for ~everyone, and I know this because I remember 2006 271057123
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMax Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 13/09/2026Someone is always going to wield the power of the state. I think it is better for my trans friends to have the overwhelmingly trans-friendly party with a few squishy allies in swing districts in charge, rather than the party full of violent bigots who want all queer people closeted or dead. 725322
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletE. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 13/09/2026The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on. 1191780359
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In politics, your campaign is a story you are telling. Paxton’s story is that the effete, feminine, woke Democrats are coming to cut off your children’s genitals. Talarico’s story is that the corrupt Paxton and GOP care only about their own wealth and power. Which story are you helping to tell? 113925
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletConnor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026adding paid advertising that shows up in all feeds for anyone using the default bsky app probably solves a lot. Many of the worst users probably quit, brings in money, incentivizes other app development for people mad about the ads 152
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255421124
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletA penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm not even stating a side on the latest Discourse - I'm simply saying: the goal of this shit published from the Beltway punditocracy, a group we KNOW loves Republicans & wants them to win, is to get YOU, personally, to despair & see enemies everywhere, to convince you the real war is against Dems 222846
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletfl4lb.bsky.social @fl4lb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And Roe v Wade is dead because Maine voters in 2020 re-elected a Republican Senator who swore she was staunchly pro-choice. Party affiliation matters way more on these issues than what someone says to try and win over swing voters. 0271
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletfl4lb.bsky.social @fl4lb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Marriage Equality is the law of the land because we elected a president in 2008 who said multiple times he believed “marriage should be between one man and one woman” 3369
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think a solid 80, 85 percent of politics posters would be a lot better off if they didn't engage with politics at all except to show up and pull the lever for the democrats on election day 928819
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletNute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Genuinely insane that literally the *exact people* who gave us this fucker then gave us Graham Platner and they are *still employed and in good standing* 337691
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletI Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great 95118183696
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletGlobal Abortion Rights News @globalabortionnews.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pro-choice counter protesters drowned out the bigots in London’s parliament square on Saturday, against the anti-choice annual “March for Life”. They kept up loud chants of “pro-life, that’s a lie, you don’t care if women die” and “our bodies, our choice” for hours.socialistworker.co.ukAbortion rights protest takes on bigots’ ‘March for Life’Hundreds of people of all genders and generations protested in London’s parliament square on Saturday against the anti-abortion bigots’ annual “March for Life”. 14688202
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletHoratio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious. 743540736
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's also like, if the people on this app and other social media reacted to criticism of Kamala Harris in 2024 they way they reacted to, say, my criticism of DSA today, Trump would not be president today. 39018
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dogpiling: loud, public, disruptive, bad Catpiling: quiet, private, you were sleeping and didn't even realize it was happening, good 335537
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026outside of social networks, there are few faster ways to make nominally cosmopolitan urban dwellers reactionary than to have their living spaces be filled with disorder and it being excused by the same rhetoric 015712
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMike Redmond @mikeredmond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Probably my favorite reactions to the new dog-piling and harassment policy are all the weirdos openly saying “So how am I supposed to make Will Stancil’s life hell?” while purposefully obtuse blue checks ask “Well, what defines harassment?” As if the evidence isn’t smeared on the wall around them. 26410
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletEvan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He’s threatening Donald Trump! 748782
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletSam @samd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i genuinely fucking hate Luigi (a Elon-musk loving nepo baby) for opening this Pandora’s box of edgy faux-leftists who have never worked a desk job in their life celebrating the murder of anyone with a moderately successful private-sector career 2359875
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hmmmm 4448
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162153298
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026Notice how she's wearing a crew neck while his labial throat is tucked and cucked behind a literal V at his collar. She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color. She's driving the computer while he's riding sidesaddle next to her. Cucking ritual. 572409285
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletChris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Like, how does a 31-yo in Liverpool even have an opinion on Hillary Clinton? Get a better fucking hobby that reading posts from leftist American nihilists and whispering "exactly, exactly" to yourself. 2375
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"one problem wearing three masks" aka "you expect me to go to college and compete against girls for girl jobs and act all girly if I want to attract girl?" 1263
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet「YASE」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 29/08/2026Me and one of my friends would send this to each other so much that he got it printed and framed for me as a gag gift for Christmas 41041255
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops 6277282026
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletJoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Oh so now that a politician I like won, I see you're not vote blue no matter who anymore." "He seems fine. I'll vote for him." "No. You are supposed to say that you will burn down the party unless your guy wins." "Nah." 1283
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletSpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 27/08/2026And so-called "progressives" and "leftists" need to stop voting 3rd party or staying home and whining loudly, and calling it "activism". 923542