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Evan Robertson

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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 11h
Critics say this violates multiple laws and is grounds for impeachment but administration officials say nuh uh
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 13h
Well played, sir
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 13h
He probably thinks they’re asking about Lord of the Dance
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 13h
“If I got tired it would be a big story” You would think. Ah, well, nevertheless…
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 15h
The Economy Man™️, baby!
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 15h
Okay, this was funny
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 17h
Yamo be your dad
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know it smells terrible in there
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just had an idea
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better get out there and campaign for them, sir!
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump hates Paxton because Trump endorsed him in the primary and now he might lose
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t care
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The coveted Trump endorsement
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#DadLife
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh well then
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’re absolutely right, sir. The people just haven’t heard from you enough. Get out there and remind everyone.
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone should ask Byron Donalds if Angie Nixon doesn’t belong in America
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s hilarious when huge dorks try to talk tough
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
$2.8 million is…not much
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But Tim Onion was included in that new list of 100 cool kids!
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schools can’t give Tylenol, but sure they’re injecting HRT into 6 year olds
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Liberty University, the Harvard of Lynchburg, VA
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s a pilot, plumber, and dentist? My mans.
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s gonna lose by 40 points. Who gives a shit?
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is an abomination and should be abolished
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Critics say
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He lives his entire life worried that people think he has a tiny dick
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“…who are getting their asses kicked.”
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They do realize this will exist after Trump is gone, right?
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
52?
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Critics say
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one’s for @thejoshbanks.bsky.social
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t even care, Iggy was spittin on Black Widow
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unholy by Sam Smith and Kim Petras is an all time banger
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder what it’s like to be incredibly stupid
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see that Senator Leghorn forgot to put his teeth in again
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got my tickets to see the Ohio State Hawkeyes this weekend in Atlanta. I love sportsball!
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is called closing the deal
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might be crazy but I don’t think I’d spend every second of my time trying to convince people that the economy is better than they think it is one month before the election
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s fighting for her life here
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republican naturally
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cowboys
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eggs have been $1.66 at our Aldi for a long time
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Goldberg Delivers Devastating Jackhammer Slam
ALT: Goldberg Delivers Devastating Jackhammer Slam
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies."
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whew tough choice
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought all the prices had gone down? Now he says there’s inflation?
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine this being your life
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