Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026for 2), i kinda thought if i were an adversarial country that owned the top social media platform i would make sure its algo pumped out as many "why doesn't biden simply solve the middle east? you shouldn't vote for him" videos so that trump could get back to doing this: 020
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the myth is that they stopped saying "weird", not that some consultant dorks advised them to stop. i've seen this screenshot of that article that cuts off the next paragraph way too many times. 150
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026its bad, but it does have one of the best letterboxd reviews. 1100
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Post something random or you will have an awful April 011
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026this meme is working overtime this week: 0327
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026What a superior leftie told you they were going to do to a nazi vs what they do when they can vote for a nazi: 020
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I googled “Casio moon phase” and this is the maddest I’ve ever seen a watch. 120
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026As a guy over forty who just bought indoor soccer cleats: 0120
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Saved these responses in 2022, for just such an occasion. 011
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026here's some of my favorite from that series. 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025i was feeling short so i went to a surgeon and asked him for some long legs. and look what he did to my face! 120
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“D'oh, they got this all screwed up.” Taking time to be grateful, Turkey pardons President Trump's age. 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025If you see this, post one image from your device with no context. 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I’m not going to bullshit you. That was some fun golf 161
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025guys who last week played down platner "just being a little racist, plus he's changed": 0113
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025“I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.” 100
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025As you say, eBay is letting people know right up front what’s going on: 26310
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025And the swole lady who looks like she’s had to lift a 350 lb patient out of their wheelchair 2100
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Uh oh the gigachads aren’t going to like this 0123
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Diseases when they hear about GLP-1 050
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Come on guys, no sloppy fried chicken breasts tonight 020
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 06/08/2025its amazing that we ended the guy at the bar who would loudly and unshakeably be wrong about facts with the invention of smartphones and now techbro VCs are dumping all their money into making MechaCliffClavin. 000
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025If you see this, post a shark that isn't from jaws. 020
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 19/06/20256 hours old, blocked by 30,000 users. good start but let's go, bsky! we can get those numbers up. (from clearsky.app/jd-vance-1.b...) 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025@mtsw.bsky.social why would a NYT reporter want to play down the number of people harmed by the proposed gop budget?? 000
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I had this terrible no fear shirt. I stopped wearing it after people took it as a challenge. 040
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025When you go to the store to get starburst jelly beans and you leave with Mike and Ike’s because they’re out of stock. 020
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025it was insane. people would come on here and make up a guy to feel sad about, and then they'd pull up this graph of housing prices and say "look how much better the economy used to be" and point to the GFC. 0141
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Harris outperformed Bernie in his own state. What are people talking about? 141
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 26/03/2025politico? unnamed moderate dem who turns out to be the president of 3rd way? this story is going to be award season for a bunch of poasters! 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025right? poor khanna sitting there like why not me? 070
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