Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3hMe when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1076109732
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletRoot Beer Man @root-beer-man.bsky.social · 21htrue fight club has never been tried ok 1231
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMelissa Combs @melissacombs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Republicans have controlled Utah since 1985. If they were going to improve lives of constituents they’d have done it by now. Vote blue for positive change. 3297
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026for 2), i kinda thought if i were an adversarial country that owned the top social media platform i would make sure its algo pumped out as many "why doesn't biden simply solve the middle east? you shouldn't vote for him" videos so that trump could get back to doing this: 020
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me, to the Bishop of Rome: I would like you to baptize my toaster 1407
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletDaniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Opening a book, or going to a conservative, majority white part the country where theyre so scared shitless about the world around them that theyll shoot you just for knocking on their door or turning around in their driveway. 3288
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletWorried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Windows 95 desktop lamp stays ON during sex 37211
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletuosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Leftist: DON’T VOTE FOR DEMS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM (pees self in anger) Same leftist 10 minutes later: please donate to my gofundme I need to get out of Texas and move someplace like Washington, it’s much better for trans people there for reasons I will block you for saying out loud 620247
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletcarIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this reads like the kind of thing you’d find online in that first hour after the name of the person who did a mass shooting is released 08723
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For that matter I also do not know how we “stop punishing rural America” when rural America has not been punished for a single Christ-damned thing it’s done since 1964 and that’s exactly the problem 113119
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the myth is that they stopped saying "weird", not that some consultant dorks advised them to stop. i've seen this screenshot of that article that cuts off the next paragraph way too many times. 150
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletConnor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They’re embodying what they perceived to be the onion’s detached nihilism of the 2000s, but the thing that made 2000s onion work is that the mood was an affect over something sincere, and now it’s *just* nihilistic detachment. 2463
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A very common and sort of funny combination of beliefs on here is that reactionary corporations exercise iron control over the media and also that this is irrelevant to Democrats attempting to put out progressive messaging 36614
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletstΔn edwΔrd @stanedward.com · 15/08/2026today i’m one step closer to achieving my dream (an as-seen-on-tv device that allows you to cook steaks in the dryer) 17812
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletI Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Biden literally did the mythical One Phone Call that would stop Israel in it's tracks, &... it didn't stop Israel in it's tracks. 24638131
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i asked the chatbot about my golf swing and it had some reasonable tips, is AI a god? i think so. read my oped on A12 in the print edition. 010
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The away kit is yellow with blue shorts! Why does adidas keep doing this to us? 010
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletEli Sennesh @elisennesh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We elected Joe Biden and had the first episode of wage compression and falling inequality in my entire life and everyone from conservatives to the Left proceeded to pitch an absolute shit-fit that normies could materially improve their lives without buying into cult doctrines. 1130190
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know they heard it before I walked in, but when I sat down with my sizzling fajita platter and the interviewer had that universal “dang, why didn’t I order that?” face I knew I had the job. 000
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletThe okayest poster there is @ok-post-guy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, the only thing we're "done with" is giving a shit what underemployed Bush-era teenage Republicans say as they approach 40 and cast about for a personality 3039060
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletEffy, Walker Among Sunflowers @mseffy.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026Going back in time to confirm whether Genghis Khan "knew what a woman was" only for the Khan to stare me dead in the face and say "There are at least three. Don't play games with me, kid." 59016
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think a legal ban on top surgery for minors would be bad and dumb but “if we don’t get express affirmative rhetorical support for gender transition surgery for minors from candidates in red states just before an election we might as well let the fascists win” is an insane position to hold 214813
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 24/09/2026People are not sharing the lesbian bar masking story because we think that’s what all lesbians or people with pronouns are like We’re sharing it because we all know these kind of bullies, they’ve terrorized us personally, and we’re tired of it in a time when real oppression is happening 319622
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If the WH banned my outlet the next thing I’m doing is a series on Trump & Epstein. 616744
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this to me is maryland driving ethos. 010
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AHHHH 9582
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15810309783
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RW chud pundit: “ ok but did they die from the Iran war or with the Iran war?” 020
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Democrats could easily win more elections if they just focused on the issues that American voters actually care about that's why i'm going on TV to say the United States is worse than al-Qaeda 2039455
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145112812
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletrecruit sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 16/09/2026highly recommend not spending ur twenties learning to "deal with it on your own" and actually making connections and becoming comfortable asking for and accepting help 813038
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One thing that’s true is that billionaires don’t really seem to have a problem distinguishing between the two political parties. 5216
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletJeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If Paxton loses to Talarico after basing his entire campaign around trans people it will prove to the right that they can't squeeze any more blood from the stone. If he wins, the lesson is that hating trans people could even save even a loser like Paxton. 726362
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning. 61444327
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 14/09/2026I am simply never ever going to agree with the socially convenient opinion that people advocating for non-voting are not dangerous or deserving of sanction this is a thing you believe because you have these people in your social circles and you're not willing to pay the price of dealing with it 19918
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletHis Bark Materials🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like maybe we shouldn’t trust the people whose entire worldview revolves around accelerationism when it comes to LGBT rights and how bad things might get if Republicans hold onto congress in November. 1336
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It really is interesting a lot of big bluesky accounts have gone from the start of Trump II >trump is canceling the elections >elon will just hack them >they are just gonna buy them >whatever voting is pointless anyways 1131244
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026anyway we’re going to win huge in November and it isn’t going to solve everything right away, or even later, but it will make things meaningfully better in both the short term and the long term for ~everyone, and I know this because I remember 2006 271056123
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletMax Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 13/09/2026Someone is always going to wield the power of the state. I think it is better for my trans friends to have the overwhelmingly trans-friendly party with a few squishy allies in swing districts in charge, rather than the party full of violent bigots who want all queer people closeted or dead. 725322
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletE. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 13/09/2026The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on. 1191777359
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In politics, your campaign is a story you are telling. Paxton’s story is that the effete, feminine, woke Democrats are coming to cut off your children’s genitals. Talarico’s story is that the corrupt Paxton and GOP care only about their own wealth and power. Which story are you helping to tell? 113925
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletConnor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026adding paid advertising that shows up in all feeds for anyone using the default bsky app probably solves a lot. Many of the worst users probably quit, brings in money, incentivizes other app development for people mad about the ads 152
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255401127
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse WalletA penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm not even stating a side on the latest Discourse - I'm simply saying: the goal of this shit published from the Beltway punditocracy, a group we KNOW loves Republicans & wants them to win, is to get YOU, personally, to despair & see enemies everywhere, to convince you the real war is against Dems 222846
Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet @slackerzombie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“You just say “Voute Bleu Nou Mattre Whou” because you’re a lib!” 0171
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletfl4lb.bsky.social @fl4lb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And Roe v Wade is dead because Maine voters in 2020 re-elected a Republican Senator who swore she was staunchly pro-choice. Party affiliation matters way more on these issues than what someone says to try and win over swing voters. 0271
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Walletfl4lb.bsky.social @fl4lb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Marriage Equality is the law of the land because we elected a president in 2008 who said multiple times he believed “marriage should be between one man and one woman” 3369
Reposted by Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think a solid 80, 85 percent of politics posters would be a lot better off if they didn't engage with politics at all except to show up and pull the lever for the democrats on election day 928819
