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Stuart Orford

@sjorford.bsky.social
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he/him geek/nerd lover of nature and spreadsheets you don't need to post

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 10/09/2026
Remember when Amazon raised over $50 million for independent bookstores? Oh, no wait, that was us. 😎 Thank you for choosing bookstores over billionaires. 💜
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That emergency alert could have been an email
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Gareth Dennis @garethdennis.uk · 12/08/2026
It turns out, what3words has serious problems with homophones, plurals, dialects, anyone for whom English isn't their first language, or anyone with a vocab less than 40k words. Indeed, UK rescuers have been warning against it's use for years... www.bbc.co.uk/news/technol...
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Rescuers question what3words' use in emergencies
Mountain Rescue in England and Wales shows the BBC dozens of wrong addresses it has been given.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have a modest proposal for a new tax. It involves a deck of cards and a monkey throwing darts. Here are the rules:
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hmmm delicious
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Andrew @generalising.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A short thread of MPs who have resigned in order to contest their own by-election: 2016: Zac Goldsmith resigned to protest his own government's policy of expanding Heathrow. Defeated by Sarah Olney, a Lib Dem, who also opposed expanding Heathrow.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/07/2026
Subtitles as paid upgrade? On behalf of everyone with disabilities, fuck you very much
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the Trainsatlantic podcast @trainsatlantic.uk · 17/06/2026
Welcome to Trainsatlantic. Hosted by @garethdennis.uk and @donoteat.bsky.social. Arriving 22nd June.
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UK Parliamentary Constituencies (since 1885) @parlconst.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Makerfield is the third constituency to be having a by-election on 18th June. Makerfield was created as constituency in 1983. The biggest part of the new seat came from the former Ince constituency. That said, the town of Ince was only in Makerfield constituency between 1997 and 2010.
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Not In Our Name (NION) Women @nionwomen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We’ve been lucky to receive high-profile support since we started our campaign, and we know visibility and vocal allyship matters. It doesn’t come much higher than Sandi Toksvig, who’s done so much for women’s equality and inclusion. Thank you 🙏 notinourname.org.uk
Sandi Toksvig smiles, holding an “I signed the NION letter” poster in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i think i shall avoid paying attention to the current Discourse here
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m told my acceptance speech upset some of the BBC journalists who were in the room. I said what I said and it’s the truth 🤷‍♀️
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Democracy Club @democracyclub.org.uk · 07/05/2026
🐶 Where is the best place in the UK to see #dogsatpollingstations ? 🐕 Possibly Cowal Dog Training Club in Argyll and Bute, which is a polling place today! 🐾 Find your polling station: wheredoivote.co.uk
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Democracy Club @democracyclub.org.uk · 28/04/2026
New blog: the 2026 town and parish council elections. - 373 town and parish councils are up for election this year. - Due to a lack of candidates in most areas, only 23% of wards will see a poll on 7 May. - 67% of council seats have been won uncontested. democracyclub.org.uk/blog/2026/04...
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2026 parish and town elections
A data summary of the 2026 local council elections in England.
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Stuart Orford @sjorford.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hey there are parish elections coming up, so I crunched a few numbers blog-shaped-thoughts.blogspot.com/2026/04/2026...
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2026 parish elections - a small crop of farmers
A relatively small crop of parish and town council elections are happening in 2026, with 374 parishes being elected across 31 districts and ...
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Long thread: I've done interviews on Labour's latest anti-asylum policy today, but, unfortunately, had to turn down some for this evening. So, in addition to the clip from earlier, let me just set out why and how this latest Labour piece of cruelty won't work, but will cause far more harm. 1/38
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My book is out now!! Jacob’s Transition Goals is a positive, hopeful story about an 8 year old transgender boy who loves football. In today’s political climate, trans joy is so needed - you should grab a copy! You can buy Jacob’s Transition Goals in LGBTQ+ bookshops and online all over the world
Arthur outside Gay’s The Word holding Jacob’s Transition GoalsArthur inside Gay’s The Word holding a copy of Jacob’s Transition Goals
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
As the Adult Substack Babies rot on Twitter, please subscribe to a real newspaper. It is very on sale this week. $75 for a year delivered to your home. I will continue to dunk on them until they die.
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Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I wrote about Kat.
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Kat.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
On Friday we revealed the Companies House vulnerability letting anyone access the private dashboard of any UK company. This is the moment I first saw it demonstrated. My reaction says it all. What do we know? What don't we know? What should companies do now?
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day from your favourite International Woman. To celebrate, why not buy a book about medieval women's history, the cover of which will be marked as offensive on this website? The Once and Future Sex a book by Eleanor Janega - Bookshop.org UK share.google/78MevtXKrK7I...
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Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Oooooh you want one
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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Stuart Orford @sjorford.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
so much in here "petie" "You will have a nobel prize if you get it right" "on another note i;m looking at the uk numbers and it appears you guys are almost bankrupt" "the rules should be the same for language" lol jeff thinks the cells are having little chats
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We have already moved on from restricting future migration to proposing mass expulsions of people already here, so it seems optimistic to think reducing numbers will improve the standard of our political debate. All that’s likely to happen is the demands of the far right get ever more extreme
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If you can, please consider joining me in donating to the appeal fund. Every British worker deserves dignity on the job, and toilet cops need to stop taking the piss! goodlawproject.org/donate/
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Support us | Good Law Project
We can only keep fighting thanks to individual donations. Our people-powered model keeps us fiercely independent, so we can hold power to account.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/01/2026
The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/01/2026
The entirety of Powell and Pressburger's THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COL. BLIMP (1943) is available on YouTube for free, so you have no excuse not to watch it One of the gayest antifascist stories ever filmed, as well as just one of the best goddamn movies ever made, period Hit that play button, folks!!
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The Life And Death Of Colonel Blimp | FULL MOVIE | British War Romance Drama
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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RNIB @rnib.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 16/10/2025
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You. I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being
You are an Object. 

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Get one of these beauties
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2025
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i resent how every time i do an internet search for something now the browser takes a guess at explaining what i am searching for at me. i know what i am looking for actually, do not presume i need it explained, how insulting
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
my only new-user harangue is just use the damn alt text: • it's searchable • you can explain a reference/what the fuck that thing is to help people get it, or tell extra jokes • it's not hard, and you're not special • that you're posting in the first place tells everyone you've got the extra minute
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Zoë Crowther @zoecrowther.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Here's a slightly crazy diagram illustrating today's major Cabinet reshuffle You're welcome
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Aram Zucker-Scharff @chronotope.aramzs.xyz · 30/08/2025
You are not persuading the text pipeline! You are stumbling on to a mathematical vector in which you are causing the word delivery mechanism to replicate sequences other people typed up in which they are persuaded and that OpenAI likely stole without permission!
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Thinky Games @thinkygames.com · 29/08/2025
Machinarium is free on the Epic Games Store for the next 6 days! store.epicgames.com/...
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
There's no better poster child for the mess the UK is now in than the fact that the Financial Times - home to the "how to spend it" supplement on luxury geegaws - is now one of the most left-wing media channels in the country simply because it's still interested in reality.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/
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