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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

let’s all wake up to a very special occasion tomorrow

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

ya, I don’t get the point of the top sheet. A blanket is more than sufficient. Officer: …license and registration

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

set stun guns to jazzercise

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

figuring out how many spring rolls is too many

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I have nothing in common with people who only care about something once it happens to them.

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

my inner monologue has a potty mouth

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The amount of pets can not exceed the amount of humans needed to capture and carry them into the tornado shelter

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

wearing lidocaine patches on every square inch to numb the misery

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Whenever I spot something from far away I think about how good a hawk I would make.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Absolutely FUCK, but also ALL THIS SHIT.

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Googly eyes on my bagel as a conversation starter

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

dropped Sir and frankly I feel lighter

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I like the way you work it (no dignity)

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Seeing *found this banger in drafts*

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If you’re finger is pointing aggressively within 6 inches of my face or chest, it is the law that I have to cut it off

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The doomsday clock needs a new battery

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Strangely, vaporization was on the table and the doomsday clock didn’t spring forward an hour

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Imagine a nuclear country threatening to wipe out our civilization one day and the next saying jk 🤡

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Imagine knowing stuff. Fuckin brilliant.

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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I definitely took psychic damage today, gotta figure out a way to refill my blue bar

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

in light of eminent doom, I’m now accepting recs for new hobbies by which to disassociate

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

My personality is 100% home grown off of sarcasm, caffeine and being correct about things that don’t matter anymore

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What kind of appies are we bringing to the ww3 tailgate party

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

quick! Throw ALL your likes onto my posts! We gotta save bluesky

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

anyone enthused about AI does not take into account how fast Ultron killed Jarvis and took over the world

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Why do people’s puppies make me want to steal them

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

hunger pangs but for a time of whimsical contentment

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The Mind is stored in the Brain

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Feed to the devil: Peeps or candy corn?

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

don’t forget to look leave cookies out on April fools

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🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Gonna casually adopt "clam down" into my vernacular

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When I see someone different from me, I simply do not give a shit.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

a beautiful avoider is an inspiration really

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

One did not simply “let” a cat out of a bag. When the time is right, they pounce out.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/03/2026

is this thing on

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Cutting baby bangs in my birds face feathers

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The whiteboard is not accepting grievances at this time.

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Spent two hours organizing, color coding and nurturing my whiteboard. U can refer all questions and comments to that moving forward.

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

if u don’t love me for my posts u don’t deserve me for my reposts

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

the rhythm got me and had pity on me

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

These bugs, they crave eyeball water

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Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’m not saying there is a lot of crime here. The constant stream of car alarms going off is.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Today's assignment: Hide.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

whatever it is i don’t think i have it in me anymore

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