Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5mWhimsy Miku is right, you can totally make weird animal noises if you commit to it! 010
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3hPiss and shit are my congregation. They pray and offer their nutrients to me and then make a pilgrimage to a water treatment facility. 010
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5hThe opposite is usually true, too. The people who are polite and understanding, I will move heaven and earth to satisfy. I will use every trick I've learned, and sometimes ones I learn on the spot, to twist the broken, shoddily built company system into working for that sweetheart customer. 0651
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am unfortunately already aware of why ducks have labyrinthine vaginas 270
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(An adversary made hostile through Trump's own actions, mind you) 030
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's a terrible way to word it, but it's really just addressing the cause-and-effect of US meddling. At no point was Hasan saying that the *people* who were killed deserved it, or that the city deserved such a disaster. Trump explicitly invited an attack on an American city from a hostile adversary. 2260
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026like when a girl shows a bit of anklestatic.klipy.comExcited Crowd CheersALT: Excited Crowd Cheers 110
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️ 9459463403
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How about something *passed* casual? (tank top, briefs, and socks) 110
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026PaRappa's Accident (repost) 10947146
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinAbyss Neuanfang @abyssprotocol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've eaten over 300 confirmed grilled cheeses 2312
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every hacking tool can be an execution tool if you're violent enough Also the parazon has mods that can give you buffs on mercy kill, implying the execution is itself a kind of hacking?? 020
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comClose-up of Hand with Red SpotsALT: Close-up of Hand with Red Spots 020
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'll stop making the comparison when it stops being relevant. 010
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm sorry that fighting for more than what the Democrats are offering makes you uncomfortable, but you need to realize that if they offered meaningful improvements to peoples lives, THEY WOULD WIN MORE VOTES. That's how it works, bud. 020
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember when Martin Luther King Jr. fought for civil rights by being quiet and respectful and letting his party tell him what to think? He should have just sat down and listened, right? It's not like he was a *slave* right? He was just some uppity progressive who didn't appreciate what he had, eh? 250
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025We should have listened when the modems screamed at us. 125118972740
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinThe great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026honestly the one good thing about trump 2 is that due to all the ai bullshit and open corruption, like every youtuber focused around tech has now been posessed by the ghost of lenin. 061
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Almost picked green as a business opportunity, but then I realized that it's also a doomsday weapon and I don't want that kind of power. 020
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Blue pill all the way. The urge to pee always finds me *right* after I get comfy. 130
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026espresso and pickled asparagus makes for some ~weird~ smelling piss 070
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026such a talented cast/studio. there was a certain melancholy to these old films that we've not really had since 110
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026but that's the fun part! their freedom is at risk too! everybody becomes the outgroup under fascism eventually! that's how it works! 010
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026lots of anti-freedom talk from the supposed freedom lovers 110
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if we could just focus on one thing we could probably get something done 170
